Don't ask the French for logic, it doesn't matter if the film doesn't understand...

Therese 2022-01-21 08:02:48

Let me talk about the story line first.
The background setting is scary. very. fear. What about cholera? The whole city was full of death and fear. That emotion frightened the poor little audience for a moment. At the beginning, the male protagonist opened the door, and a large swarm of crows flew out.

But the story line is an existence that makes you vomit blood. Basically, this male protagonist is just like the mobs in the game. He crossed this mountain and met that monster. When he met his friends, he added blood. When he encountered the enemy, he was beaten up... The heroine is married and the two men and horses are always beaten up, and the halo protector survived the catastrophe, and even the heroine was also victorious. . . The story is over! ! ! ! ! !

The character setting is still very cute. The male protagonist is a nobleman, do you know the nobleman of the French film? There is no dead angle at 360 degrees, and the head can be broken blood and the hairstyle can not be messed up. For the first time, he fled into the house of the heroine in the heavy rain, and was invited into the room by the calm heroine. The male protagonist’s first reaction was a magic horse? ---- Note that he was mistaken for being poisoned, was almost killed, and escaped (I don’t know why he died following him to kill him OTL!) After chasing, he was so embarrassed that he was running around on the roof. He hadn't slept for two days. There was only a black cat beside him………………Finally, the hostess said "please come in". The boy's response was: hurry up Put on a pair of noble boots and go in! ! !

The hostess is even more mighty, proficient in riding, able to fire a gun, and able to fight mobs, and finally was pecked by a crow and contracted cholera, and she did not die. Although this process is not dead, the small audience is dead. . .

As a vulgar audience, I have been thinking from beginning to end. After that, all good luck is used up. What should I do in the end, what should I do in the end!

As expected, the hostess contracted cholera, and then I saw how much French aesthetics slapped you. That's right. In addition to internal medicine, the other thing about this disease is to wipe the body vigorously with external medicine. Director is chosen in this audience worried about terror when, silently indicating the male, took off her clothes, to save her, so let Binoche bare ah ......

In parenthesis, the male of this film because it is The nobleman is a very restrained person. There is love in the eyes of both people, but the most recent action is only to kiss the hand of the heroine. The whole piece has not even kissed on the cheek...

The male protagonist took off halfway, and the female protagonist faintly protested, "I would rather die", the male protagonist stopped, glanced at her, and then pulled her clothes like a cabbage, OTL, OTL, OTL! ! Binoche’s body under the camera is very beautiful, like a goddess. The male protagonist has been rubbing her body with crazy gestures, but (nonsense) there is no lust at all. In the end, he cried... With a sigh of relief, he continued to save her. The next day he found out that he was rescued, but he still didn't do anything. Keep sending her back to her husband.

As soon as I met the French who wanted to BISOU several times to express their love in such a subtle way, it was so natural, it was really...it’s hard for them (supporting the forehead) The

final finale I told my friend, there are still 8 minutes of filming. It's over, they have to dare to kill the male lead in 8 minutes. I hate the French for three lifetimes! ——Fortunately, not only did it not die, but it ended well... The last scene is that everything has returned to calm, the heroine wrote to the hero, and a reply was received a year later. The hostess opened the letter, and then looked at the host country on the other side of the mountain and smiled... The hostess’s husband, who was 40 years older than her, stood quietly by the window, silently saying that the hostess really wanted to leave him to her. Freedom......

Aimer c'est ce qu'y a d'plus beau ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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The Horseman on the Roof quotes

  • Pauline: They don't fear men since they have started to eat them.

  • Angelo: Cholera avoids me like the plague.