not so much to write film reviews, as it is to express love for dogs. Oh, Boza, I think of you again...
I don’t know who said it before. In my eyes, every dog is "fun". Yes, every dog has its own cuteness. From ET-looking Chihuahuas to handsome niche Samoyed, each has its own characteristics, each has its own excitement. But I believe that this is the common view of all dog owners.
In Up, except Dug, other dogs, treacherous, cunning, calculating, in the eyes dark like a cat like a dog.
turn a once very happy to see peace in the post, the dog was so cute
cat's eye in dogs
sentence simple words can explain all the definitions dog in cat's eyes, that is: drool Four-legged idiot!
Many dog behaviors are incredibly stupid in the eyes of cats, and they are too numerous to list. For example:
1. Snoring and swallowing when you see something, without first figuring out whether it can be eaten, it’s no wonder that it’s that way to poison the dog. easy.
2. When there is no one in the house and a stranger comes in, the least capable cat knows to hide and look at the situation first, but the dog either rushes on, or stands still and barks, clearly not having enough chances to die.
3. I have never seen a creature being beaten so happy, thinking that the owner is playing with himself. Figure it out! You were beaten, you were really beaten!
Fourth, the behavior of completely mentally retarded without self-control, spilling everywhere.
Fifth, the poles are removed is enough to hold back all the male dog died, all the bitches in the automatic generation after the demise of
Six, an occasional scratch things are very cute, but you really do not need to put people's smelly socks Or put your shoes in your mouth, damn!
Seven, shaking hands, standing, sitting down these extremely stupid tricks, learning so happily, can open the refrigerator, take the newspaper... It is best that you learn to speak again, so that your master can rest assured to call you to answer the phone. How is it? Do you want to be Filipino domestic helpers that much?
8. When playing chasing and chasing, I’m so stupid that I keep knocking things over...Well, I admit that cats can too, but after we smash something, we will pretend to be cute and innocent, or pretend we don’t know at all. ?
Nine. I heard that your ancestors had Ming instructions: Obey the strongest member. So mankind gains your loyalty by beating you, it really works! Prove that the ancestors of idiots must also be idiots.
10. Always raise your head and look forward to running on the road with satisfaction, thinking that you are handsome, but the constant drool reveals your IQ.
11. Initiate love to show off in the street, alas... I'm too lazy to talk about it.
Twelve, and even climb trees still love barking non-stop under a tree, never a cat is barking down, forget it
thirteen, only one thing is can not help but admire, I heard ...... You even eat your own poop, really—re—? It's really easy to raise you, as long as you feed you and you can live.
Dog in the eyes of cats
about cats, dogs have a lot of words to say, but simple words, the cat is simply a little devil, paranoid! Why are cats afraid of water? That's because when they are splashed with holy water, they will show the spikes at the end of their tails, their heads will grow horns, and their feet will become sheep's hooves.
All dogs agree that it is better for kind humans to stay away from cats, because this kind of beast will gradually corrupt the human soul and ultimately achieve the purpose of enslaving humans.
The evil of cats is really hard to write. You can talk about a basket at will, like:
1. A child who thinks he is a lion. Stop narcissism! A lion is a lion, and a cat is a cat! You will never become a lion.
2. Pretending to be noble in front of human beings, as if neither eating this nor eating, in private, is it not biting cockroaches and eating very happily?
3. Have delusions of persecution and get nervous all day long.
4. I don't know how to be grateful, but I know how to bear hatred.
5. When you are cold and hungry, you will pretend to be pitiful and let the humans hug you in your arms and coax you all the time. Who doesn't know that cats originally grew up in the desert! Will not die at all and pretend to be dead.
6. Just after pretending to be cute, I turned my head and killed the innocent bunny and bird. After the carcass was divided, I would put it in front of the owner for everyone to admire. It's really cold-blooded and perverted!
7. Even the use of a toilet requires humans to invent cat litter, causing industrial waste and destroying the environment. In fact, did you live for thousands of years without cat sand?
8. Many bad things done are planted on the dog, pretending to be a dog!
9. The first one to hide after seeing danger is impossible to save mankind.
10. I like to get together at night to talk bad things about human beings and gossip at home.
11. One-third of cats will fall to their deaths.
12. One-third of cats will be choked to death by their own fur balls, because you are so narcissistic that you keep licking yourself every day!
XIII, another third will be deceived cat bag sold to Guangzhou, because you wanted to see the bag dig
XIV, launched a religious war. (Cat Massacre in Europe in the Middle Ages)
15. Initiate a literary revolution. ("Cats and Rabbits")
16. No matter how many family members there are, they must be cats as the center.
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