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Taryn 2022-08-24 10:14:16
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Simon Kestral: 27 hours, I'm gonna find something that theoretically should exist but no one has ever seen.
Ned Cruz: Funny. This is exactly what I'm looking for.
Simon Kestral: You know why?
Ned Cruz: Yes, because I'm a private detective and I've been hired to.
Simon Kestral: Because I already know why we're here. I knew it the first time I dropped acid.
Ned Cruz: Really? When was the last time?
Simon Kestral: We are sentient beings, evolved in an infinite universe. An infinite extrapolation of our evolution is to become Gods ourselves. You dig?
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Simon Kestral: If everything there is, from all the heavenly bodies in all the galaxy's still expanding universe, to you and me was one smaller than a single atom, where did all this mass and matter come from?
Ned Cruz: Don't tell me, the God particle.
Simon Kestral: Fucking A! At 7:00 a.m., tomorrow morning, with 5 billion dollars worth off-the-shelf technology, I'm gonna answer the greatest question of all time.
Ned Cruz: Why do men have nipples?