Hey! Do not touch me!

Evangeline 2022-10-16 07:34:35

"Earth calls Simon! Please respond when you receive the signal!" "Received." "The landing point has been determined, please open the cabin." "Unable to land. Please destroy the enemy." Don't get me wrong, this is nothing like Star Trek. relation. Simon is definitely not the captain of the wise Shenwu who hangs the clouds and sails to the sea. The nacelle is also just an abandoned iron tube in an unknown industrial park. The enemy is nothing more than a sad mother who rants with her teeth and dances claws until the mountain is boundless but can't get half a decibel of feedback, and the poor dad who whispers that he can achieve a historic equal dialogue with his son by plugging in 2,150 euros. Perhaps, only his brother Sam, who is 937 times better than himself, is worthy to live a life beyond the earth with him. He has Asperger's disease and doesn't like being touched. However, our "Don't Touch Me" Mr. Simon is not an idiot, he just doesn't like change. He understands that the circumference of a basketball basket is 96 longer than a basketball. 5%. By calculating speed, quality, and angle, he is simply the best free throw player in the world. Please note that it is only limited to free throws. Anything that is out of the equation is no different from 2012 for Simon. At seven o'clock, you must get up; at seven and five o'clock, you must take a bath; at seven thirty, you must eat breakfast. On Monday, sausage and pasta. On Tuesday, crepes. Wednesday, pie. Thursday: Potato cakes. Friday: Tortillas. Saturday: Pizza. Sunday: Sam's zucchini special. All of this must be meticulous and accurate. If you eat pizza on the day of tortillas and pie on the day of pizza, Simon’s world will collapse faster than dominoes. He likes round better than people. The circle is continuous, but people are terribly complicated, and they don't understand how they are, they usually make duplicity. For example, a dentist who tells you that it doesn't hurt at all. Another example is the boss of Sweden's best dart player, who has not hit the dart target all the time. From this, you can imagine how much he hates triangles. This is known as the most stable structure in the world, but it is very fragile in real life. A likes B and B likes C. You see, things related to triangles are always full of confusion. However, life is not your father who opened a bank. Simon, who has long-term circular thinking, also has the day when he has to encounter a triangle life. In this world, he just wants to live with Sam. But Sam wanted to live with a woman named Frida. In the end, the three of them lived together, cooking, washing dishes and mopping the floor together. Of course, the facts quickly proved that the triangle is indeed the most unreliable pattern. Frida hates his unpleasant drum set that can murder others' hearing. He hates that he has to watch a science fiction movie for two hours, 30 minutes and 33 seconds on a night with Hugh Grant's light comedy. He hates him because there is no paper in the toilet when they have sex. Rush in directly. Frida, leaving Sam, Frida told Simon, go find "the damn other girl who can stand you". So Simon took Polaroids and Sam's thirteen hobbies and went all the way to find "the damn other girl who can stand you". Until one day, at 8:55, he ran into Jennifer, a girl who told him not to indulge in time, on a street corner of a fixed city. He slapped her. Because she ran into him and made him late. She followed him to work, falsely claiming to be his guardian. And always couldn't help but run into him, of course, the result was tragic. Either the ice cream cannot be eaten or it is pushed into the water. She told him what he could understand, took him home like a friend, and played a picture-guessing game with him. Simon thinks that no one is better than Jennifer to be the girl who "damn others can stand you". He wants to introduce her to his brother. So he kidnapped Sam, tied him into a gift for Jennifer, and prepared for them a French dinner to the top of the mountain, roses, cards, candlelight, violinist, and even fireworks for celebration. However, in this world, there is always a slut called "not based on personal will", Jennifer has not become his brother's girlfriend. But his normal brother, in this broken relationship, became more like an Asperger's patient who doesn't like touching people. When Sam was about to leave and Simon was dragged him, Sam roared "Don't touch me", at that moment, all sorts of dislocations. As Simon said, humans can't believe it. Who knows that Daiyu will not have the side of burying the bra, even if it is like Sam, under the warm and friendly kindness, there will be "Don't touch me" out of control! Is Simon sick, or in fact, we are all sick!

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