Is the protagonist with thick eyebrows, big eyes, red lips, and white teeth, or is the makeup artist GAY? Such a movie, such a middle-aged and bloated man who plays the role of a meteorologist, unexpectedly goes out of the country with such an idiot little white face.
Let's talk about the protagonist's wife, the woman who is obviously rushing to the top of the line, with a clear soup noodle style jade girl's head, appeared with an innocent and cute smiling face. Suddenly I thought my eyes deceived me. Are you actually only 20 years old? Fortunately, I did not cross.
The role of the brain-disabled son is to find foreign objects in front of him, always shouting "Hey! watch out! Watch your two o'clock direction!" at Xiao Su's dad, and the two o'clock direction is either a car or an abandoned car, not an airplane, or Blasted ice cubes. That's all for your lines, it's so relaxing.
In fact, people who can watch the whole movie are probably a bit self-abusing. Because at the beginning of the movie 5 or 6 minutes, we can clearly feel that this is a horrible and innocent movie. From the moment "Papa with red lips and white teeth" started talking on the radio, the whole movie revealed its strong taste of third-rate movies played by third-rate actors.
Whether it's my dad resembling a small clinic or a studio in the front lobby of a coffee shop, or my mom needs to park my dad to listen to mobile messages on the way to escape, it is obviously unreasonable, probably because the director's thinking is rather unique. The key is that at such a critical moment, when the father asked his son to check the GPS, the brain-dead son actually ate potato chips and said, "No, I don't have time." Then the family began to share potato chips dinner happily. I think your family can go to death after eating potato chips, how can they escape? . . Next, the military is going to use nuclear bombs to destroy the glacier. Let's not analyze the possibility that nuclear bombs will blow up the glaciers as well. When my daughter in New York asked the American soldiers whether to declare war on the glacier, I was completely knocked down. It turns out that this is not a disaster movie, but the American version of Ultraman Fighting Little Monsters. Well, the glacier monster said, I want to eliminate you idiot Yankees on behalf of the earth. . . So Uncle Sam's version of Altman said that in the case of invalid communication, we finally decided to use nuclear weapons to declare war on the glacier monster! It is a pity that the glacier monster is not so easy to defeat, especially the Uncle Sam version of Ultraman's weapon is very inferior. It is obviously a time bomb, but it can only explode with a detonation command when there is 1 second left. Whether it is the spectacular scene of the eruption of volcanoes at the beginning of the film, or the chaotic scene after the bomb exploded, how it looks like a large-scale fireworks display, even the black smoke released by each firework is so consistent. We can only do the hand-shaking. ╮(╯_╰)╭ For the time
being, how amazing it is that the road is still so dry and smooth under such a big snowstorm. What's even more amazing is that our protagonists can always easily find cars with oil, keys, and even airplanes when they need transportation. Even the protagonists themselves thought it was amazing. They laughed at themselves and said, "Is there a key again?" The old lady who was in the loli-like manner was very easy to get out of the siege. Very good, very good, making a movie is about your self-deception and self-deception spirit! I only have to do the hand spread again. . . ╮(╯_╰)╭
In the end, the protagonists survived the disaster hiding in the Statue of Liberty. You said how wonderful the Statue of Liberty is. It is made of strong iron bones so that it can keep out the cold, and there is no icing inside. The most important thing is that so many high-rise buildings in New York failed to withstand the glacier attack, and the Statue of Liberty actually resisted it! Amazing! The construction department of our country should learn from the French, how to make a statue with such a strong texture? ! Well, the protagonist has to survive no matter what, we all understand. Fortunately, the movie ended in the Statue of Liberty, and no more bloody plot happened. Amen!
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