The nympho is the best, the movie may not be

Ericka 2021-10-13 13:06:31

To be honest, I was quite unprepared when I saw Brother Simao flying out with his wings—it's gone? It seems that I haven't seen the big boss battle in this episode yet, ah, it's probably enough to fight Si Mao with the gold, but instead I feel that it is not as intense as the first Bilbo and the white orcs. The reason should be that there are a lot of episodes. If the tension and rhythm are very strong, in the end, it will not feel so strong. As a movie, I'm not completely satisfied. The three Lord of the Rings plus the two to shop around, this one feels the most scattered. However, when it comes to giving people a nymphomaniac object, I spared no effort to push the score to five stars abruptly. (All the hot spots in the plot are reserved for the last one. I feel that the last one in the plot will be very exciting, but it's a bit bitter for the second one.)

Then, in order to make the second one look good, what should I do? First of all, I said that I watched the entire film, and I deeply sympathize with the script for having to add a female elf I have never seen before: because there are really no female characters! In the first part there is Her Majesty the Queen, and in the second part, apart from the two underage daughters of Bard, it is (photo of) Gloin's (if I remember correctly) the bearded wife. This is a shoplifter, not "The Expendables" "what. Okay, so Taurier showed up. I thought Tauriel was the one who admired Little Lailai, but as a result, they were so awesome. Little Lailai was a fairy prince. Do not. superior. Don't say anything about how much jealous Little Lailai drank along with her. As a result, he was still a dwarf who was jealous! (What's the matter with the dwarf! The dwarf is also the most handsome one!) But this is also easy to understand. If you see too many fireworks in the world, it seems that there is almost no Elf brother of JJ, and a dozen beards and scums are all sweating. Smelly wild dwarf (shaking his head), it's like eating a lot of fine cuisine and occasionally eating a pork bun, which is unforgettable (really).

But this dwarf, he is really handsome. (Hey! (#`O′)) The girl has a good eye. Among the many brothers, he has the least hair, can see his face, his nose is not that big, and he seems to be of good height. (Although you are not taller than a girl). I think Jimley admired the Queen, as long as he got a few hairs, it was like getting a treasure. This time is different (reversed), the handsome dwarf is melancholy, a stone, a joke, and the elf girl chased it out (with: Your Royal Highness), what a turnaround! Then Kili was sick in the second part. Although the resistance of the dwarf is still very strong, it still lasts for a long time after being poisoned by the poison arrow, but Kili’s small face is pale day by day and can’t do it. Let’s live it up, let’s play with emotions, and brotherhood, risking your heart, all kinds of painful expressions torture you (what can I do in the third part), poisoning to the depths, almost becoming Frodo, watching to save myself Tauriel, the virgin like Arwen... Mud! PJ, you’re going to film a dog-blood romance drama!

In short, when the dwarves and the elves were unspeakable, the hard-pressed little Lailai had to fight to get rid of his depression. All kinds of Kiraki and handsome, anyway, the box office depends on him to make more money, cool and crazy. There are more battle scenes than the three parts of the Lord of the Rings combined, but after all, it has been ten years. The arrow he shot on TV ten years ago was really the elf prince hitting the heart. If it was the first time I saw him now , I should think that he is an ordinary handsome guy. Although I rely on makeup and special effects, I don’t know Wei Mao. I feel that his human sense has become stronger. Time... Hey, no matter what, Xiao Lailai is an eternal male god. ! Swipe the screen a hundred times! Not much to say, you can watch the coolness of Little Lailai!

And as for his dad who is younger than him...it’s simply arrogant to the sky...beautiful and indispensable...there is an invincible rush to the east...please call him Siranduin Queen...Xiao Lai Lai must have worked hard to take care of his Tsundere daddy, and worked hard for the affairs of the jungle, and his daddy asked the magic mirror every day to ask him which is more beautiful than Thorin...Daddy's crown was taken off At the time, it really looked like the beautiful version of Malfoy's father (eyebrow version) == By the way, Little Lailai finally fought with the orcs and was beaten with a nosebleed. I thought he was going to faint blood=. . =Then it turned out to be "destroying my beautiful yóng face" angrily and slapped a horse to chase... There are still similarities between father and son...

The dwarf prince Thorin-sama does not have much highlights, but Bud is quite handsome in the movie. Now he is not popular. Uncle Pops Dad= = is a reliable and calm man similar to Uncle A, he is a good martial artist. Wait until the third Dragon Slaying is expected to die handsome. In short, I am very optimistic about this role.

And the other dwarves are full of laughter in this movie, Grandpa Bahrain’s business, and Bufo’s beer barrel. As for the dry tofu... He ran around with everyone in the beginning of the movie, and was finally caught... This episode is really a variety of escapes. Everyone’s feet are smeared with oil, and the enemy can’t catch them. Live, in addition to being handsome, walking in the rivers and lakes is really good at slipping! Then Si Mao, who is a bit ugly, but the special effects of spitting fire are very good, and the sound of curling is quite terrifying.

In short, it may not be able to keep up with the domestic releases. Let's find a German version of IMAX and take a look. When it comes to the third film, I really want to go to Hong Kong or something to watch the premiere. In China, I have to wait until the world is gone.

Be sure to watch the PS movie carefully at the beginning, there are colored eggs!

PS and PS I seem to have completely forgotten the existence of shoplifters... In fact, he is very capable in this movie, much better than the first one. Just like the nanny of the dwarves, various rescue dwarves solve the mystery. The dragon, even Thorin was caught by the elves and he knew he was waiting for Bilbo to rescue them. Solving the keyhole problem is also relying on the hard thinking of the shopaholics. I am really anxious about the IQ of the dwarves. I can't open the door and turn my ass and leave the key and throw it away. As a result, the shopkeeper solves the mystery. Voice, the dwarves come back faster than the wind=. =

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug quotes

  • Smaug: Did you think I did not know this day would come, that a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the Mountain?

  • [gutting an infant spider that touched his ring]

    Bilbo Baggins: MINE!

    [slowly realizes what he has done]