I didn't have any expectations for the plot, logic, central idea, and magical horse, but the result was unexpected, this film was okay. Anyway, it's the kind who buys a ticket to see that he won't scold his mother. The plot is often gray and simple, and the logic is even more idiot. It is the story of the old eunuch who killed the remnants of Jinyiwei and usurped power. The bad guys and the good guys die together, and the world is peaceful.
The art photography and CG animation Wuzhi of the film are all pretty good, in short, they are pretty good-looking. Yen Zidan finally got rid of the image of a young man who has stood firm for two decades, and became a hero who dominates the world, even in the masterpiece of the professional director Li Rengang, who has not exceeded the level of performance. The fate of Qinglong, the leader of Jin Yiwei, played by Donnie Yen, was very fateful. Just because the old eunuch played by Luo Jiaying wanted to collect some money from the usurped prince, he asked Donnie Yen to go to the house of Shenma Taifu to grab the jade seal, and then send someone to kill Donnie Yen. You don't need to be held accountable for the god Ma Yuxi and put it in the minister's house. Since being an eunuch can't be an emperor, he doesn't want to rebel and kill Yen Zidan. In short, Dan was forced to flee. In order to distract the chasing soldiers, Dan hijacked the escort boss’s daughter Zhao Wei, and told the escort boss that if he failed to complete this task, he would tear up the ticket. Zhao Wei first resisted for about ten minutes before going to an inn. The shopkeeper asked what to eat, and the eldest sister with Mantouyan and Baozilian immediately asked for a bunch of wine and food, and she glared at the kidnapper with excitement. The two were alone in the wilderness, a man and a widow. They had time to go to a mandarin duck bath when they had time to escape. When Zhao Wei witnessed Donnie Yen’s gorgeous pectoral muscles, all fears and disgust disappeared. Suddenly, the Stockholm effect fell in love with the kidnappers, and immediately began to complain. My unmarried husband-in-law was bothersome and ill, obviously implying that you should put me away as soon as possible. On the surface, Donnie Yen was indifferent, but actually became interested, so there was a series of bloody incidents in the future. No matter how bad I rushed to this film, I saw Dan Ge's solemn expression for the country and the people and the eight-pack abs and two chest muscles. This more than an hour was not wasted.
When I was a kid, Fang Shiyu, the idiot Jet Li’s idiot, was a little bit slobber, Zhao Wenzhuo’s spring boundless white tender version of Fahai, never used Dan brother as a dish, I hate him playing a father-in-law, black, short, muscles and long yin and yang. The only positive image is Chen Zhen in "Jing Wu Sect". It is real kung fu with every punch and kick. He is full of righteousness and arrogant, but he can't keep up with his genes. He stands up straight and is inseparable from the height and bulk of the heroine Wan Qiwen. After talking about a love that is neither salty nor indifferent for several years, I finally broke up. Brother Dan has been so half-red and not black for many years, and he can't think of any other roles except the legless eunuch. But they still worked silently in this black entertainment circle. After a while, they married a wife who was taller than themselves, gave birth to a child after a while, and played a few movies that were the number one male. That's all. Many years have passed, the young boy is old, Jet Li is holding the drooping Boba Mistress with a face full of flesh and blood, and Zhao Wenzhuo is carrying the Dongbei Niu with his nostrils facing the sky. The elder brothers of the year are all abominable. When the wind rises again, they see Brother Dan. He is holding the wife of a model who is a rich man in one hand, and his lively and lovely daughter in the other. It's really touching for thirty years in Hedong and Hexi for thirty years. As long as you hold on, work hard, don't abandon or give up, Xianyu can turn over, Sister Furong can become a beauty, and eunuchs can also play Ye Wen! !
I am here for Brother Dan. I admire his hard work and spirit, but he is not my thing except for the few seconds that he brightens his abdominal muscles. There is still a highlight and a wonderful thing in this film. Let's talk about the wonderful work first.
Because of the long-term negative attitude towards Taiwan and South Korea’s entertainment circles, I still can’t distinguish between Han Geng and Wu Zun, and I always feel that these two little buddies are walking next to each other, and I can distinguish me as a male and female. For brain-disabled groups like Fahrenheit that basically rely on hue to seduce ignorant little sisters, I feel nauseous after a few more glances. The key is such a group that basically only relies on faces to eat, and some members of the group who have crooked melons and split dates can make people eat them. It is really bad conscience not to eat. It should be out of commercial considerations. This film has a supporting role for soy sauce, a small Caribbean braid and the shape of One Piece. The bamboo pole figure also shows a belly in cold weather. As a result, it was cut by someone. It deserves it. , Really deserve it! ! The Northwest bandits opened their mouths in Taiwanese accent, please find a voice actor for 50 yuan to dub Ya, anyway, Ya just a line, there is also a way to steal. But this soy sauce brother really didn't see any kind of behavior except for running to kill the protagonist inexplicably. This was because he was robbed with him and didn't ask for money. He was moved or was blinded by Dan's chest muscles. , He took the initiative to become a substitute for the dead, and when he died, Zhao Wei wanted to convey to Dan Ge the love that he would rather die than regret. Alas, it's so corrupt.
Okay, I have finished talking about Wu Zun who is a girl. Now I will talk about my favorite part, which is also the only highlight of this film. Yes, you read that right, this heroine has such a distinctive name, she is the most powerful villain in the film, she is outstanding when she shoots, and she plays with a soft sword. The key is to take off while playing, and then put on one by one after playing. The western style is full of pigtails, black veil masked, and it is astonishing. The movie opened less than 20 minutes, in order to show his father-in-law, Tutuo contributed the only very nonsensical drama. But the chest, the ditch, and the back~ still make my sister very uneasy. So in the first half of the movie, I kept wiping my saliva and waiting for the beauty of this beauty. After an hour, she finally took off her veil~ Sister took a look~ Alas, you should put it on. If she keeps on for an extra minute, I will have an extra minute of sexual intercourse. An iron and tough face is incompatible with a soft body. According to some children's shoes, it is a Mongolian face. The eyes, nose, mouth and face shape must be the student signs of the plastic surgery hospital, but they are so awkward to put them together. . But five minutes later I got used to it, fell in love with Tuotuo again, and comforted myself that this is what a female killer should have. Besides, I don’t have the ability to look good. I’m already a lonely young man. Wu Zun, the white-faced juggler, is no match for him. Even the messenger of justice is not his, and I have to rely on Zhao Wei to adjust the tiger away from the mountain. Those two big chest muscles are really white. blind.
As a villain, Tetuo completed the task very well. He appeared in any place where the plot was a little boring at the beginning of the story. He relied on Via special effects and real body to bring everyone the enjoyment of beauty. The most funny thing was the final fight. As Donnie Yen’s sword quenched the fire, all the clothes he took off were burned. In the end, the clothes were not enough to take off. The change of shape and shadow failed. He was carried away by Donnie Yen in his underwear. The beautiful breast lined Dan's chest muscles. When he was strangled to death, there was a happy expression of enjoyment on his face. The scene was really bloody and stimulating. Li Rengang's shooting of martial arts shooting such shit, he should switch to shooting level three.
The last thing worth mentioning is the original soundtrack of this film, performed by fake and inferior national singer Sa Dingding. Before she changed her name and changed her surname, she was called Zhou Peng. The most famous work was "My Beauty" by Agricultural Heavy Metal Fan. At that time, as a pop singer with a normal appearance, her Donald Duck voice was really good. Weird and funny. As expected, it disappeared. However, a few years later, a Sanskrit song called "Life of All Things" became popular all over the world. The singer Sa Dingding was said to be well-known overseas, and his voice was clear and loud, resounding through the clouds. I was also wondering where such awesome sisters came up, calling such a pretending name that could not be hidden or returned, and singing a language that no living person was speaking at all. As a result, Baidu found out. It turned out that it was her...Aside from these messy things, Sa Dingding's singing skills are as good as the packaging. This song is a bit illiterate except for the lyrics, and there is nothing to choose. And if it weren't for it, I wouldn't mind writing a film review for such a movie. But many times, we always have to face the reality. For example, when you enter the theater, you never expect to see a movie as big as "The Shawshank's Redemption". When you go into a hotel on a blind date, you don’t plan to meet Tony Leung in it. That's it. Even in tragedy, there are always happy moments, and bad movies have less bloody details. Only by being good at discovering can you learn to enjoy it. Otherwise, in just a few decades, no matter who you accompany, you will be miserable. It is enough to have alcohol, meat, and pectoral muscles.
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