The film was very popular at the beginning. Rubin's father (so-called fighting coach) used the crappy skills he learned in the Bruce Lee enthusiasts association in France to fight three gunmen (including those outside the door). Of course, guns. Pig's feet are always taken out when they have finished fighting with N opponents, so Rubin and his father ran away gracefully, leaving Rubin's orphan and widow.
Ten minutes into the opening, after the familiar N years, the upright sunny boy turned into a moustache with an obscene smile, and from time to time he twisted his neck like a Xinjiang dancer. I didn't know he thought he had a stiff neck. Rubin the moustache touched the precious metals on the necks of all the low-cut ladies on the cruise ship (the stealing technique like a salty pig's hand makes it suspect that France may be so pure that there are no thieves), and wants to do it before leaving. One vote was immediately discovered by the passer-by middle-aged uncle, and then the moustache was chased down by the security guard and fled... It was a far cry from the tall, mighty, majestic, handsome, handsome, and one-to-one thief image in Xiao C's mind.
Well, the story now enters the main line. In order to facilitate the distinction, the three generations of Lubin's grandfather and grandson will be codenamed Lutadi, Lubeard and Xiaoluzi respectively. Consumers are asked to observe them.
Later, when Lu Xiu went to see his old lady, he ran into the protagonist of the crush, who turned out to be the little cousin of the year. The cousin has an appetite for Little C, and the more she looks, the more attractive she is. I really want to snatch her over. So Moustache was taken home by his cousin MM to serve as a fencing coach for MM's father, but MM's father didn't recognize him.
The plot skips to the next section. Rubin went to spy on the secret trial of a certain dark reactionary during the night tour. Several middle-aged uncles were trying a woman who was said to be not old. The uncles plan to support the restoration of a certain king. Among the bosses are his cousin MM his father and Lubin his father after the change. Of course, Rubin and his son did not recognize each other at this time.
I don't know if I didn't know the first trial, I was shocked, but this immortal woman had hooked up with all these bosses, and even the king's boss did not escape the relationship. Finally, the boss, who became ashamed and furious, launched a democratic vote and passed the sentence of death. So the woman was dragged out. It was funny to be rowed out on a boat to the surface of the sea by two young men. After being knocked out by fists, she was thrown into the sea and planned to drown. I really don’t know. What do these people think, the execution of such a big Tianshan child's grandmother caused the two young men to stun and drown in the sea! Just kill them in the house, pull them out, and bury them. What should I do if these two young boys are killed by Tongma? What if they are bought and released? If Tongma pretends to be dizzy, he goes to the sea and puts on a bikini. What to do after a happy swimming home?
In short, Niu Chatong was put to death so funny, and was retrieved by Lu Xiu in a critical moment. Unfortunately, he was seen by Lu Ta, who had a leg with Tong Grandma. The love triangle between Lubin and Tong Grandma. Start here.
Lu Xiu abandoned his cousin MM and Tongmao live together in a very strong appearance, so that at first glance, Xiao C mistakenly thought it was a magic submarine, but he was still on a tropical cruise ship where he planted trees in the cabin, and then Lu his father went to find his cousin MM. The molestation and intimidation confided the news of his son.
His father asked him out to get him to deal with Tongmao, Tongmao arrived in time and kicked the old man from the lighthouse, which was about 30 meters high. As a result, his father Lu was not dead and unscathed! It is not a joke even to fall to the surface of the water from a height of thirty meters! Later, Tongmao decided to enhance the cultural taste of the beard, and went to visit the famous attraction Louvre to steal the cross by the way. In the Louvre, the beard was caught by his father and saw three oil paintings of different periods with portraits of Tongmao! Then Lu his father said that Tong Grandma his father invented the legendary elixir! OMG! Little C shocked! The suspenseful revenge thief movie has been okay, and it combines magical sci-fi elements! Not to mention why Grandma Tong's father invented the elixir of life but didn't see it appearing. Why did Grandma Tong be a model when a painter for hundreds of years painted? Rubin returned to the boat calmly, and began to doubt the child's grandmother who was clearly visible in the transparent gauze PP. During the flirting process, Xiao C's chicken jelly discovered that Tong's grandmother was a poor breast! A face of forty-year-old lines and poor breasts can seduce countless grandmothers!
Beard left Tongma and took away the cross she had stored in the bank. Then I went to find Lu Tad, and I ran into a black woman who stumbled on the road and flirted with him. (Note: According to the latest public security department’s instructions, the title of prostitute is changed to a woman who is a woman) flirting. She was actually hypnotized by the woman who had lost her footing and had a beard hiding in the door. When Houzheng laughed secretly, the woman who stumbled suddenly turned into a childish grandma! The mustache is also shocked! The process of going from black to white is extremely magical, much better than Luta's finding a plastic surgeon.
The plot came to the masked ball organized by the dark organization. The two men finally recognized each other and then fought. After finishing the work, the beard ran in a carriage like Santa Claus. The eight members of the dark organization stood in a row on the city wall and shot at Rubin. Calculate at least eight rounds of shooting. None of the 64 bullets were hit, neither of the two huge horses that pulled the cart hit a single shot, and the street lights broke a lot. Grandma Tong was very depressed, and was arrested again without running out of the gate.
After that, the dark organization asked the beard to go to a tavern, and the cross changed the grandmother. After the explosion, the leader of the dark organization was almost dead, but the three gangsters still escaped magnificently. Lu his father stood at the door and was not killed. Tong grandmother was locked in the door. He was rescued from the wagon outside, and his beard was wounded and survived. So Tong Grandma returned to the boat with the beard, but the beard was completely disappointed with Tong Grandma and set up a bureau to send both his father and Tong Grandma to the police. Leave gracefully. So Tongmao was sent to the women's prison again. His father's fate was much better. The French government officials in the police car (wagon) were old acquaintances with his father. He praised his father for smashing the dark organization and making a great contribution to the Republic! It turns out that his father is an undercover! TMD, his dad sneaked into the organization for more than ten years. He turned out to be an undercover! At this time, the little C chicken was freezing, and the French people also love Infernal Affairs!
After returning home, after serious scientific research and analysis, Huobi discovered the secret of the cross and rushed to the treasure location. As a result, he fought a life-and-death battle with his father. For the second time, his father was thrown down from a height of 30 meters. Unfortunately, he fell to a rock this time...Little C sighed, and his father's time was finally over. The film is coming to an end!
The good times didn't last long, Xiao Luzi was one year old, and his beard was still stealing things everywhere. One day, I stole the house of a lady with a beautiful face and a jewel-like appearance, low-cut breasts and big breasts. The lady was accidentally encountered by the cruise ship who had just appeared on the scene in the past and was stolen. At the time, she only thought she was a supporting role, but now it looks like it is not simple. In the movie, this hot lady has no role in it, which makes people suspect that this is foreshadowing the sequel. In line with the great principle that a good horse does not eat back the grass, and a thief does not steal the same person, the thing with a very elegant beard is returned to the original owner. But just as the beard and the lady were reminiscing about the past, the gorgeously escaped child grandmother rushed to Lu's house to kill him and took Xiao Luzi away. The heartbroken beard ran for a facelift! It can be said that it is the third cheap guest of France. N years have passed with a flick of his finger. Beard took his new girlfriend to watch a certain high-ranking official who was parading out. At this time, Tongmao appeared impressively, with a little white face! After Xiao C's bold and careful analysis and judgment, this little white face is the Xiao Luzi who was taken away back then! Xiao Luzi was carrying a bomb box to blast a high official after Tongma's kiss, but he was thwarted by his father! After the gunpowder, only his father and grandmother were left standing in a daze, and the whole play ended.
In summary, the plot features of the whole movie are distinct:
1. All aspects are related to XX and XX daddy;
2. The French classical and
powerful characters will be disfigured; 3. Tongmao looks very tough but has a long life. , Repeatedly in a movie being arrested-running away-being caught-running away-being arrested...
4. Not to mention the whole dark organization, Lu family grandfather and grandson Three generations were actually fucked by the same woman! OMG! Oh god! Tongmao has hundreds of years of sexual experience! Also play with the three generations of other people's grandchildren under the crotch! It's true that I didn't see the ancients before and I didn't see the visitors afterwards! The world's most sexually fortune, the most prosperous woman is this!
After watching the movie, C's heart is surging, and the long night sleeps without intention.
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