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Edwin 2022-08-23 22:27:20
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Moist Von Lipwig: [under his 'trance'] The Praying Man! It is here! The Praying Man, under the Praying Tree...
Miss Cripslock: [looking extremely doubtful] It looks like an elephant to me...
[Everyone glares at her and there are cries of "Heretic!"]
Miss Cripslock: Well, um, now you mention it, I can definitely see a praying man...
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Reacher Gilt: You see, the Clacks system works at the cutting edge of technology and in the white heat of progress, there are sometimes complications, but I can assure you, these are now all resolved.
Miss Cripslock: Some people are saying...
Reacher Gilt: [interrupting her] And we will be providing refunds for any messages that have lost. All you have to do is fill in the claim form. But I do urge your readers not to do anything as rash as writing a letter and sending it by post.
Miss Cripslock: Wouldn't you...
Reacher Gilt: You might as well tear it up and scatter it to the four winds!
Miss Cripslock: Mr Gilt, this claims form is 50 pages long.
[It is clear from the expression on Gilt's face that he was hoping nobody would realize this]