(1)
Guanyin: Monkey King, you beast, you originally promised the Tathagata Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to fetch the Western Classics, but you actually colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master, did you know that you committed a heinous crime ?
Monkey King: Less wordy! You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman I won't kill you, don't think I'm afraid of you!
Tang Seng: Wukong, how can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?
Wukong: Wow! be quiet!
Tang Seng: You are scaring me again!
Guanyin: Are you afraid that I would hurt Fairy Zixia and grab her moonlight box? Don't you just want to avoid me?
Wukong: Since you can't hide, then Lao Sun will fight you to the death!
(Wukong throws the Moonlight Treasure Box casually, just hitting Tang Seng's head.)
Tang Seng: What are you doing?
(The two are about to do it, suddenly...)
Tang Seng: Alas! Don't be angry, you will be offended! Wukong, you are too naughty, I told you before, telling you not to throw things around. Throwing so many things... You see, I haven't finished talking yet, you threw away the stick again! The Moonlight Treasure Box is a treasure. Throwing it away will pollute the environment. Alas, what if it hits a kid? Even if you didn't hit the children, it would be wrong to hit those flowers and plants!
(Wukong grabs the moonlight treasure box in Tang Seng's hand)
Tang Seng: What are you doing?
Wukong: Let go!
Tang Seng: Do you want it? Goku, just talk if you want. Don't you say how do I know you want it? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! Don't you really want it? Do you really want it? ...
Wukong: I'm Kao!
(Wukong knocks Tang Seng down with a punch.)
Guanyin: Huh? Monkey King!
Wukong: Did you see it? This guy has nothing to do with his mother-in-law’s babble, like a fly all day long, buzz...sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, buzz...buzz...buzz...buzz...fly to you Inside the ears. Help! Help!
(Wukong fell to the ground and rolled, very painful.)
Wukong: So I grabbed the fly to squeeze its belly and pull its intestines out, and then use its intestines to pinch its neck and pull it hard, huh -! The whole tongue is sticking out! I picked up the knife and dropped it again, wow! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands, why, I want to kill him!
Guanyin: Humph! Wukong, you have many excuses, you don't want to take the Western Classics at all!
Wukong: What do you say so much, fight!
(Fighting between the two, Wukong is surrendered by Guanyin and collected into the nectar bottle.)
Guanyin: Today I am going to walk for the sky!
Tang Seng: The apprentice is also responsible for making mistakes as a master. I beg my sister to let him make a living!
Guanyin: I can't explain to the Jade Emperor if I don't destroy him!
Tang Seng: Please tell my sister to the Jade Emperor, the poor monk is willing to pay one life for one life!
(Sit on the ground together, throw the staff into the air)
Mum Amitabha!
(The staff smashed the Tang monk to death.)
Westward Journey
(2)
(500 years later)
(Spring Thirty Mother came to Wuyue Mountain, but the axe helped the people suffer hardships, and came to the helper Supreme Treasure.)
Supreme Treasure: Spring Thirty Why did mother come to Wuyue Mountain? This devil has always been invaluable, is there a big deal here?
(Opening eyes to see)
What are you fools doing with money on your head! put it down!
Second master: No way! Money won’t be guaranteed, helper!
Supreme treasure: What did you say? Second master--!
(One hand catches the blind man)
How can you be my second master when you are so unkind?
Blind man: I am not the second master to help the master, I am blind! He is the second master!
(Referring to the second master)
Second master: Yes, I am the second master!
Supreme treasure: I don't know?
(Pointing to the person next to him)
I am ashamed of you when I scold the blind man?
(Turns around)
You still run--!
(Chasing in front of a dog)
Look at your virtue, sneaky and shameless, with disheveled eyes and dog-like appearance. How come you come out with me, ah?
Second master: Helper, I am here!
Supreme treasure: Haven't shown up yet?
(Looking around at a loss) The second
master: show up, helper! You were hit by the seven wound punches on Kunlun Mountain, and now your injuries are starting to break out!
Zhi Zun Bao: You dare to say, if you didn't shrink your neck that day, how could I get hit in the nose?
The second master: Here is the master!
Blind man: (shakes his head and sighs)
Qishang Fist is really miserable for the helper!
The second master: Gang lord, I was so scared that I knelt down at that time! I heard that I was hit with seven wounds. First, it turned into cross-eyed eyes. Then, the ears were deaf and couldn't hear the sound. Finally, the voice was out of control and all the voices were out of voice. Finally, the internal organs exploded, and then I was dead! Helper, you have serious cross-eyed eyes?
Supreme treasure: Who said I am cross-eyed? I just focus my vision on one point to change my previous view of things, why? I can't spread rumors, want to grab my seat?
Second master: Don't dare to help the lord! Dare not!
Supreme treasure: dare not? I trampled you to death!
(Strikes hard on a clump of grass) Do
n't you dare? I stepped on-! ……I have stepped on it for so long, even if it doesn’t hurt, I can just deal with it twice!
Second master: (deliberately)
Ah! Oops!
Supreme treasure: received! Okay, everyone, prepare guys to kill Spring Thirty Niang!
Everyone: Huh? !
Supreme treasure: What are you afraid of, there is me in everything!
(Zhu Zun Bao went to kill Chun Thirty Niang, but was beaten to the ground.)
Supreme Bao: How can it be so easy to kill me? I asked my brothers first!
(As soon as I look back, I see that all his subordinates have hid outside the door, furious)
Zhizun Bao: It's not righteous! You guys who eat inside and out! OMG! Kill us all if you have the ability!
Everyone: Forgive me heroine!
(Kneeling down one after another)
Zhizun Bao: Idiot! Do you think she will let you go by surrendering? I have to fight with her for what I said today, have you heard it?
Spring Thirty Mother: The men have gold under their knees. Since they are willing to beg me, their lives are temporarily stored with me. As for you, you really have a backbone!
(Zhu Zun Bao immediately raises his hands when he hears this, and then throws his hands on the ground, arching his hands to beg for mercy.)
Spring 30 Niang: Hahaha! Ruzi can teach!
(Zhong Zun Bao claps his hands and thanks.)
Spring 30 Mother: Ask them to wash the soles of their feet and wait for me outside!
(People line up in a row with their feet up to the sky, and the Spring 30 Niangs check one by one.)
Spring 30 Niangs: How come there is a scar?
A bunch of people: This is not a scar, this is just mud!
Spring 30 Mother: Wash it up immediately, or I will chop it off!
Second master: Helper, why does she look at the soles of our feet?
Zhi Zun Bao: Fortunately, it only looks at the soles of the feet, not the bottom...
Second Master: Are you afraid?
Zhi Zun Bao: You are afraid, not me... The second
master: Why?
Zhizunbao: You have so many prickly heat on your butt, maybe she will say your butt is dirty and cut it off!
Second master: How do you know my ass...?
Zhizunbao: The blind man said I saw you peeking in the bath.
The second master: Why do you want to peek at me taking a shower?
Blind man: I've not only peeked at you, I have peeked at everyone!
Everyone: Huh? !
(Spring Thirty Mother walks in front of Zhizun Bao)
Chun Thirty Mother: How come there are so many hairs?
Supreme treasure: It's normal! The hair on other parts of my body is more luxuriant, how about it, does it make you feel itchy?
(Spring Thirty Mother is furious, she tore off a pinch of her feet.)
Zhizun Bao: Ah----!
Spring Thirty Mother: You mean you grow more luxuriant there?
Supreme treasure: No! In fact, I only have hair on the top of my head and the soles of my feet, which is probably in the wrong place.
Spring Thirty Mother: From today on, I want you to check all the people who pass by here day and night!
Supreme treasure: what to check?
Spring 30 Niang: Check their soles and notify me immediately if you find three moles!
(After finishing talking and leaving.)
Second master: Helper, we are not robbing and just looking at other people's feet. If we are known by our peers, we will laugh at us perverted!
Supreme treasure: She can't fight her with a spear or a sword, and she will be hard to guard against her.
Second master: good strategy!
Zhizunbao: You think it's good too, don't you? This task is left to you to perform.
Second master: so dear to me! forget it!
(Zhu Zun Bao suddenly falls to his knees.)
Second master: No need! You don’t need to kneel down!
Zhizunbao: Do you think I want to kneel? It's my legs that don't let it go!
Second master: Gang lord, your injury to Qishangquan is getting more and more serious!
Supreme treasure: I still have hands, I will not succumb! Hahaha!
(Stand up and walk with both hands, suddenly...)
Ah!
Second master: the helper fell into the cesspit! Helper!
Westward Journey
(3)
(In the middle of the night, the master of Ecstasy made Spring Thirty Niang show the original shape of the spider. Everyone worked together to hunt down the spider, but mistakenly took the Supreme Treasure, who was walking with her feet upside down, as a spider spirit and burned it with fire, which caused the Supreme Treasure to catch fire. The second master used his strength to stamp out the fire.)
Supreme treasure: Who burned me?
Everyone: (in unison) It's
not me! It's him!
(Referring to the second master)
Zhizunbao: I guessed it was you a long time ago!
(Walking to the second master)
I have seen your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys a long time ago, you want to sit in my seat, right?
Second master: No, helper!
Blind man: There is no cross-eyed gang leader! Helper, your seven wounds are all right!
Supreme treasure: That's right! why? I fight!
(One punch hits the second boss)
Blind man: I see, the way to cure the seven wounded punches is to fight poison with poison, and the wound is added to the wound!
Supreme treasure: Makes sense! Makes sense!
Blind man: As for the second master, he was unintentional! If it hadn't been for him to kick your little brother's two feet, your injury wouldn't be so fast, it would be fine!
Zhi Zun Bao: Do you have a leg with him for maintaining him like this?
Blind man: (As intimacy)
People are crazy about you!
Supreme treasure: Fuck you! Are you in love? Killed your mother!
(Pushing the blind man away with a palm) The second
master, have you gotten done with asking you to kill the thirty mothers?
Second master: The Spring Thirty Mother is a monster, spider spirit!
Zhizunbao: My dear, a rational person like me, how could I accept such nonsense? Kill her!
are you blind? Helper, you just go like this? You are not afraid...
Zhizun Bao: What are you afraid of ? My injuries are all healed, and I'm afraid I won't be able to kill her?
Second master: good! There is a kind!
Zhizunbao: You said there is a kind, isn't it?
Second master: Yes, just treat it as if I didn't say it!
Supreme treasure: Then you can just take a guy into her house and hack, I will cover you behind!
The second master: Why is it me first every time?
(The second master escaped halfway, so Zhi Zun Bao had to walk into the room of the Spring Thirty Niang alone. After a while, everyone saw that
Zhi Zun Bao came out safely.) Supreme Bao: (respectfully in the room) It’s
not beautiful here, but Don't have a flavor, you two will love it if you live here, good night!
(Bring the door and come downstairs)
Blind man: Helper, how about it, isn't it a monster?
Supreme treasure: Yes! And very demon! It made my heart plop!
(Suddenly the door opens, and a young girl rushes out.)
Girl: Helper please stay!
(Zhu Zun Bao immediately turned around and acted in a personable manner.)
Girl: Sister said that the helper is the hero of the hero. It is a great honor to be able to make friends like the helper. Today, the money placed on your brothers should be asked for everyone to buy. Let's drink!
Supreme treasure: hee hee hee hee! Thank you, San Niang, for your kindness!
(The girl smiles sweetly, turns around and enters the room.)
A bunch of people: Helper, the taste is too bad, isn't it?
Supreme treasure: each has its own advantages!
(After talking, he smiles and turns away)
Blind man: Wow!
(Crying)
(It turns out that the girl is the younger sister of the Spring Thirty Niang, named Bai Jingjing, only because she had a relationship with Monkey King 500 years ago. This time she came to Wuyue Mountain with love and hate to entrust the world. Monkey King meets the reincarnated Tang Sanzang.)
(Zhu Zun Bao fell in love with Bai Jing Jing at first sight, and she dressed up well, but failed to attract Miss Jing Jing’s attention.)
Supreme Bao: It’s not a big deal, why Jing Jing didn’t treat me like this at all. What's the reaction? no way!
(Zhu Zun Bao shaves his beard, puts on the costume of a scholar, and stands on the bridge waiting for the appearance of Jingjing.)
Zhi Zun Bao: Hehe!
Bai Jingjing: Who is it?
Supreme treasure: The long night is long and unintentional to sleep. I thought that I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turns out that you can't sleep, Jingjing girl!
Bai Jingjing: Yes! Don't know why the helper can't sleep?
Zhizunbao: It's because of you, Miss Jingjing.
Bai Jingjing: Me! ?
Supreme treasure: Not bad. After seeing the girl Jingjing, I decided to change and stop being a thief. In order to show my sincerity to the girl, I don’t want to see the old me again...
(Laughs back)
Does it look good?
Bai Jingjing: It's you, smelly monkey!
Supreme treasure: Huh? Smelly monkey?
Bai Jingjing: Monkey King!
Supreme treasure: Monkey King?
Bai Jingjing: Just become a human being?
Supreme treasure: Human-like? !
Bai Jingjing: It seems that you won't admit that I don't use samādhi bone fire!
(Jade hand points, Zhizunbao’s hand catches fire immediately)
Zhizunbao: Is it still necessary? Burn again! Why bother--? Why bother--?
Bai Jingjing: Did I make a mistake?
(Flying forward to put out the fire)
Supreme treasure: Wow! Why use flames to burn me?
Bai Jingjing: What did you shave your beard for? Did you know that you lose all your personality without a beard?
Supreme treasure: Really?
Bai Jingjing: Well, you can't be a literary or martial artist. If you don't be a bandit, you want to be the champion?
Supreme treasure: I have thought about it...
Bai Jingjing: Save you! Change what kind of image, and be your thief, a promising career!
Zhizunbao: I know, I will continue to work hard!
(Turning around and running)
Bai Jingjing: What's wrong, like a smelly monkey!
(Zhong Zun Bao returns to the room.)
Z Zun Bao: What a failure! It turns out that Miss Jingjing likes me who is rough!
(Puts the shaved beard on the face again, looking into the lens, beautiful)
Although it was a little messy, it finally recovered a bit of style!
(
Put a bunch of beard on the forehead again) (Zhu Zun Bao fell asleep after washing his feet and covering his face with the foot washing cloth, and went back to the water curtain hole in his sleep.)
Voiceover: You are back to the water curtain hole again.
Supreme treasure: What? Water curtain hole! Who are you you? Why do you always bring me here?
Voice-over: No one will bring you here. You are going to come back by yourself. You always want to come back after you have been away from home for a long time!
(Supreme Treasure seems to have turned into a monkey for an instant.)
Supreme Treasure: Don’t fool me, my home is at No. 101, B one, the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain. Did you make a mistake? Did you hear that? , Don't bother me anymore, please!
(Suddenly Zhi Zun Bao is awakened by the blind man, and the dream ends here.)
Westward Journey
(4)
(Axe helps to check the soles of passers-by, Zhi Zun Bao picked up a bunch of grapes, but it turned out that the incarnation of Bodhi Patriarch came to rescue him. And gave him a demon mirror to illuminate Bai Jingjing, the supreme treasure was so scared that he was out of possession, after returning to the room...)
supreme treasure: What kind of mother is Bodhisattva, what kind of mother is Bodhisattva!
Bodhi Patriarch: I have become a grape!
Supreme treasure: Where are you?
Bodhi Patriarch: I'm in your pants stall!
Supreme treasure: Wow! Such a big tuft!
Bodhi Patriarch: That tuo is yours, I'm behind you!
(Zhu Zun Bao finds grapes on his back.)
Z Zun Bao: It's great to see you again!
Bodhi Patriarch: Do you believe it now?
Zhizunbao: Believe it, believe it! Why do monsters appear in my place?
Bodhi Patriarch: Stupid!
(Getting out of the back room, picking a grape from Supreme Treasure to eat)
Let me tell you, these monsters are waiting for Tang Sanzang to reappear in the world. Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was wiped out by Avalokitesvara. In order to save him, his master, Tang Sanzang, used his life in exchange for a chance to rebirth.
Supreme treasure: You haven't told me why Tang Sanzang appeared here!
Bodhi Patriarch: Not bad. Tang Sanzang was not afraid of untold hardships to obtain the Western Classics in order to universalize all living beings. Seeing this, the Jade Emperor used this to give Monkey King a chance to reincarnate and arrange for their masters and disciples to meet again in this life, and continue to complete the mission of obtaining the Western Classics. Do you understand why so many monsters appear here?
Supreme treasure: Oh, no wonder I have been having the same nightmare for a long time. In a dark and lonely environment, a pair of very fascinating eyes kept staring at me, making me very embarrassed. It's your look that makes me blush several times. It turned out that I was destined to hit the demon today!
(The ancestor of Bodhi helped Supreme Treasure catch the demon. The Bull Demon came during the fight. Supreme Treasure wanted to pretend to be Monkey King and seek the protection of the Bull Demon. Unexpectedly, the Bull Demon seduced Fairy Zixia to settle accounts with him for Monkey King. Spider Spirit He Bone Jing heard that he was Monkey King and turned to protect him. Monkey King took advantage of the chaos and saw the blind man and others who had been "killed" also running for his life...)
Supreme treasure: Hey, blind man, aren't you dead?
Blind man: We just played dead!
Supreme treasure: My Kao! I served You!
(Spring Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing could not beat the Bull Demon King, so they had to take Zhizun Bao and the second master to hide in the Pansi Cave. Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang rebelled against each other. In the chaos, Spring Thirty Niang applied the "Aphrodisiac Dafa". On the second master, Supreme Treasure flees to a cliff with the injured Bai Jingjing.)
Supreme Treasure: Your poison is getting deeper and deeper, and you will die if you don’t understand it.
Bai Jingjing: What about it? It’s useless to be unhappy and live for a few days.
Supreme treasure: What would happen if I told you that I was not Monkey King?
Bai Jingjing: I will kill you!
Supreme treasure: I really am not Monkey King! This piece is really a demon mirror, you will know by looking after it.
Bai Jingjing: What? You are not him!
Supreme treasure: No.
Bai Jingjing: Are you afraid that I will kill you?
Supreme treasure: afraid! But there is no way, because I don't want you to think of another person in your heart when you see me.
Bai Jingjing: I killed you!
Supreme treasure: Come on! As you said, it’s useless to live forever if you are unhappy!
Bai Jingjing: Wow!
(Crying)
(Zhu Zun Bao wants to come forward to comfort him, but he is afraid of the beauty, but Jingjing takes the initiative to give him a hug. The two are emotionally impulsive, and they are on the verge of triggering.)
Zhi Zun Bao: Come on!
Bai Jingjing: Come, come!
(The two undressed.)
Zhi Zun Bao: Who tied his mother's, so tight!
Bai Jingjing: Let me solve it!
(Exercising the solution and suddenly pushing away the supreme treasure, crying)
supreme treasure: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I saw you being so impulsive, I just cooperate with you, although I am not a gentleman, but I don't want to take advantage of others. In danger!
Bai Jingjing: I'm not used to it during the day, so I'll talk about it at night.
Supreme treasure: Whether it is at night or during the day, you need to give orders at any time. Starting today, I will always be with you.
(Zhong Zun Bao saw that Bai Jingjing was seriously injured, and went back to ask Spring 30 Niang for help, but the next day she returned and she no longer saw Jingjing, only one jade pendant was found.)
(Chun 30 Niang misused the "Aphrodisiac Dafa" to the second master. When they were pregnant, the two of them had a relationship gradually. Zhi Zun Bao was placed under house arrest by the Spring Thirty Mother, and she accidentally dug out a moonlight treasure box from the ground that could use the moon's brilliance to travel through time and space. Suddenly, a mysterious force led Zhi Zun Bao to Shuilian Cave. .)
(Zhong Zun Bao finds a picture in the cave, and the picture ignites and floats in the air.)
Voice-over: Monkey King, you were sinful in the past, and I hope you will come to understand and change your wrongs in this life!
Supreme treasure: Who is talking?
Voiceover: Five hundred years ago, your master Tang Sanzang sacrificed himself in order to redeem your life. The Jade Emperor specially arranged for you to return to the world five hundred years later. I hope you can sacrifice yourself like your master and wash away all your past sins. , As long as you are willing to take the diamond ring voluntarily and be willing to reform and reform, you can turn back into the powerful Monkey King. Then you will take on the heavy responsibility of taking the Western Classics and reforming history, but everything from now on It has nothing to do with you, you can no longer have the least lust and nostalgia, and you must fully convert to my Buddha. You haven't become the real Monkey King Toshi. This is because you haven't met the person who gave you three moles. When you meet him, your life will change.
Supreme treasure: Talk to me? Didn't you tell me? Admit the wrong person! Showy!
Westward Journey
(5)
(It turns out that Jingjing was captured by the Bull Demon King, healed her injuries and wanted to use her to find Tang Sanzang. The Bull Demon King brought Jingjing to find Tang Seng, Jingjing took advantage of the Bull Demon King’s unpreparedness to escape and found Chun San Shi Niang, at this time, Spring 30 Niang had given birth to a child and deceived Jingjing to say that the child was born to her and Zhi Zun Bao. Jing Jing was distraught and committed suicide.)
(At this time, the bull devil came to grab the child, that is, the reincarnated Tang Seng. Spring 30 Niang used the "tortoise shrinking method" to enter the body of the cow demon, and the cow demon also used the "primordial spirit to go out of the body." Go to the past to save Jingjing. At this time, the Spring Thirty Mother and the Bull Demon are fighting in the body of the Bull Demon who is motionless...)
Second master: Hey! Wife, wife! My wife is inside, please help!
Supreme treasure: no time!
(Running out of the cave)
Can you really go back in time?
(At this time, the Spring Thirty Mother flies out of the Bull Demon King's body.) The second
master: Come out!
Spring Thirty Mother: Go!
(Chun Thirty Mother protects her second master and the child, fighting and retreating, and arrives at the entrance of the cave.)
Spring Thirty Mother: Listen to me, take good care of our children, and go!
(Turns back to block the bull demon king)
Second master: Our child? ? ? Lady!
Spring Thirty Mother: I'll die for you to see if you don't leave!
Second master: Don't!
(Exit outside the cave)
(Spring Thirty Mother opened the mechanism, and the Broken Dragon Stone slowly fell, but she could not get rid of the entanglement of the Bull Demon King.)
Second Master: Lady--!
Spring Thirty Mother: Xianggong——!
(The broken dragon stone closes to separate the two.) The second
master: Lady! Lady!
(Desperately hitting the cave door.)
Supreme treasure: The moon will come out soon! Okay, Bo Ruo misses you-forget everything!
(Review the treasure box) It
is Poroparami. Poroparami--! ! !
(The red light flashes, and the Supreme Treasure disappears suddenly.)
Second master: Wow! It's a fairy!
(Extreme treasure travels through time and space and returns to the cave.)
Extreme treasure: My Kao! handsome! Really go back in time!
(Jingjing has fallen to the ground and died.)
Wait, wait! The murderer ran so fast! Come again!
(Runs outside the cave)
Second master: Hey, wife, wife! Hey, my wife...
Zhizun Bao: Your wife is coming out soon, what are you in a hurry!
Second master: I haven't finished talking yet, how did you know?
(At this time, the Spring Thirty Mother flies out of the Bull Demon King's body.)
Second Master: It's really coming out!
Spring Thirty Mother: Go!
(…………) The second
master: Lady! Lady!
(Desperately beating the cave door.)
Supreme treasure: Poroparami--!
(Traveling through time and space again) The second
master: Wow! Promoted to immortal again! Hey, why do you say "again"?
Supreme Treasure: (Return to the cave)
(See Jingjing fell to the ground and died)
Wait, wait! My Kao! Come again!
(Runs outside the cave)
Second master: Hey, wife, wife! Hey,...
Zhu Zun Bao: I warn you not to bother me!
Second master: Hey, why should I not bother you? Say it!
Supreme treasure: You are really wordy!
Second master: Yeah, I also think I'm very wordy, why?
(At this time, the Spring Thirty Mother flies out of the Bull Demon King's body.) The second
master: Come out!
Spring Thirty Mother: Go!
(…………) The second
master: Lady! Lady!
(Desperately beating the cave door.)
Supreme treasure: Poroparami--!
(Traveling through time and space again) The second
master: I am Kao! It's going up again!
Supreme Treasure: (Return to the cave)
(See Jingjing fell to the ground and died)
Wait, wait! Oh my God! I'm exhausted!
(Runs outside the cave)
Second master: Hey, wife, wife!
(Zhong Zun Bao walks to the second master without a word.)
Z Zun Bao: Bring it.
(Takes the child from the second master, and then beats the second master violently)
That!
(Returning the child to the second master)
I am too lazy to tell you!
Second master: If you don't bother to tell me, don't tell me. Why do you want to beat me?
(…………) The second
master: Lady! Lady!
(Desperately beating the cave door.)
Supreme treasure: Poroparami--!
(Traveling through time and space again) The
Second Master: Lady, come out with the Bull Demon to see God.
Supreme Treasure: (Return to the cave)
Keep people under the knife!
(Kicked out, the center has not hit her Bai Jingjing)
It turned out to be suicide, why did you commit suicide?
Bai Jingjing: Suicide? If you want to die, kill you first!
(Zhu Zun Bao hurries to his knees.)
Z Zun Bao: Hero! You let me go!
Bai Jingjing: Let me go? You give me a reason not to kill you!
Supreme treasure: I was thinking... Give me a reason to kill me first!
Bai Jingjing: Good! You left me silently and gave birth to a son with my senior sister!
Supreme treasure: You have completely misunderstood...
Bai Jingjing: Looking for death!
(Swing a sword to slash)
Supreme Treasure: Don't be a hero! I came back to rescue you with your senior sister, who knows that it's a step too late, and I can't find you anymore.
Bai Jingjing: You lie to me!
Supreme treasure: You don't believe that?
(Draws out the jade pendant)
Look!
(The misunderstanding of the two is cleared. At this time, the Spring 30 Niang and the Bull Demon are fighting, Bai Jingjing stepped forward and sent the Supreme Treasure and the second master out of the cave, but the two girls were caught by the Bull Demon and could not get out, and the broken dragon stone slowly Falling down...)
Supreme treasure, the second master: the lady--!
Spring Thirty Mother, Bai Jingjing: Xianggong--!
(The broken dragon stone is closed to separate the four.)
Zhizun Bao: Come again! Poroparami--!
(Fifth time through time and space)
(But this time...)
Westward Journey
(6)
(Zhu Zun Bao traveled through time and space again and returned to the cave, but there was no one. Supreme Bao was very surprised. When he came outside the cave, the sky was already bright and could not use the moonlight to travel through time and space. Just ignoring the place, a girl led the donkey. Come.)
Girl: Fairy?
(Zhong Zun Bao shook his head.)
Girl: Monster?
(Zhong Zun Bao is silent.)
Girl: Thank you!
(Leading the donkey to the entrance of the cave)
Zhizun Bao : Hey! Don't run into Pansidong!
Girl: Pansidong? You treat me as illiterate, it's Shuiliandong!
(When Zhizunbao looks up, she can't help being shocked.)
Girl: Pansidong..., this name is pretty good too, let's call you Pansidong!
(With a wave of hand, "Water Curtain Cave" is changed to "Pansi Cave") Okay, I will live here from now on!
Supreme treasure: Wait a minute!
(With a wave of the girl's hand, she knocks down the Supreme Treasure, and then grabs the Moonlight Treasure Box in her hand.)
Girl: Hey! I now solemnly declare that everything on this mountain top belongs to me, including you!
Supreme treasure: Me?
Girl: Yes! Just like my donkey, stamp you!
(The girl waved her hand, and Zhizunbao felt a pain in her foot.)
Girl: You are my person now. If someone bullies you, please report my name. From today, my name is "Pansi Daxian"!
Supreme treasure: Pansi Daxian? Five hundred years ago? !
(Take off your shoes, find three more moles on the soles of your feet, and take a look at the magic mirror. The mirror shows the appearance of a monkey. When I think of what I heard in the water curtain cave, I can’t help being dumbfounded and standing for a while)
I don’t believe it! I do not believe! I do not believe! I do not believe! I don't want to be a monkey, I want to save Jingjing!
(Zhong Zun Bao wanted to break into the cave, but was knocked unconscious by the door of the cave, and was already in the cave when he woke up.)
Girl: Wow! great! Yeah! Yeah! With this Moonlight Treasure Box, I won't be afraid of being chased by Qingxia sister in the future! Come out! Sneaky, shy, you!
Supreme treasure: (come out respectfully)
Hi, where is this moonlight treasure box...
Girl: Mine!
Supreme treasure: Huh?
Girl: I said, everything here is mine, what do you want to do?
Zhizunbao: No, no, I heard that you are leaving, can you take me with you?
Girl: Are you being hunted down too?
Supreme treasure: I'm rushing to save people!
Girl: Who do you save?
Supreme treasure: Save my lady, is it Bai Jingjing? You know her.
Girl: I don't know.
Supreme treasure: I know. However, you will know her soon, because she will be your apprentice, and this treasure box...
Girl: Mine!
Supreme treasure: I know! But in fact, I gave it to you, and then you gave it to me at that time, then I will come back here and give it back to you, do you understand?
Girl: I see, you are crazy!
Supreme treasure: (
thinking for a while) anyway, you must take me away.
Girl: Why should I be so good to you?
Zhizunbao: Because you are my master, what's the point of staying here alone when you are gone?
Girl: Really? sit! underground! hand! Good boy, I'll buy you a new dress later and go back to see your lady. Call it!
Supreme treasure: Wang!
Girl: Do you be careful?
Supreme treasure: barking! Bark bark bark! Barking!
(Night is coming.)
Supreme treasure: Fairy! Hurry up! The moon is out! Go!
Girl: (walking out of the cave, her face is frosty)
where to?
Supreme treasure: Are you not leaving? If you don't go, give me the treasure box, I'll go!
Girl: What treasure box do you mean?
Supreme treasure: I won't wait until tomorrow night anymore. I will tell you, hurry up! I also said, wait a minute that your bitch sister came out to harm you again!
Girl: Bitch! Tell people everywhere that I will harm her!
Supreme treasure: What?
Girl: I am the sister of that bitch.
*Don't listen to her nonsense! Cheap---people! That bitch said that he would find someone he likes in the mortal world, which would insult our teacher. Hmph, I think you are the person she is looking for, because you are as cheap as her!
*Zhong Zun Bao: That bastard is her, you are the bastard's sister that the bitch told me?
*Girl: It's this bitch.
*Zhong Zun Bao: Can you tell which is a bitch? Because everyone is a bitch now.
*Girl: I tell you, you are the cheapest!
(One punch knocks Supreme Treasure unconscious)
(The next morning, Supreme Treasure is awakened by the girl.)
Girl: Supreme Treasure! Why didn't you wake me up last night?
(Zhong Zun Bao is shocked and wants to slip away.)
Girl: Hello, what's the matter with you? come! Where are you going? stop! sit down! Chair!
(Zhong Zun Bao has to sit down again for fear of being beaten again.)
Girl: What's wrong with you? How do you look at me like this? What did you see? Did you see her? Did you really see my sister? Is she coming so soon? What did she tell you? Don't believe her, she is crazy! Maybe she fought too hard with me in the previous life, so the Buddha then rolled the two of us together into a wick, asking us to practice and practice hard to resolve this grievance, but unfortunately things backfired, and now we fight more fiercely than before. Up. Don't say so much, hurry up and go!
(Zhong Zun Bao does not move.)
Girl: Do you think I am schizophrenic?
(Zhu Zun Bao nods.)
Girl: I don't have one! That is really my sister! You don't believe it, do you? come! Bring it here!
(Tie
our own hands and Zhizunbao's hands together) We tie our hands together and we will find out tonight!
(Night comes, the girl seems to be sleeping instead of sleeping.) Zhizun Bao
: I don't think there will be moonlight tonight.
Girl: (dreamy)
Really? Bitch, you can't get out of my Five Finger Mountain, hum!
(Zhu Zun Bao is surprised, sees the girl's face like frost, turns over and sits up.)
Supreme Bao: What is your last name?
Girl: The last name is Lin.
Supreme treasure: Oh, so you are the "British Lin" my elder brother said.
Girl: Your eldest brother?
Zhi Zun Bao: The guy who was beaten by you yesterday is called Zhi Zun Bao.
Girl: What about you?
Zhizunbao: I am his twin brother, called Zhizunyu.
Girl: Supreme Treasure, Supreme Jade? Want to lie to me?
Supreme treasure: Hee hee, you are really smart. In fact, my elder brother's real name is Qin Han, and my name is Qin Xianglin.
Girl: What are you doing here?
Supreme treasure: I...I admire you very much.
Girl: Do you admire me?
(Raises the cloth strip in his hand)
Supreme Treasure: More than admiration, I am afraid of losing you! So tied to you, accept my love for you!
*We are the same kind of people.
*Girls: Why should we be the same kind of people?
(Tear off the cloth strips)
*Zunbao: Everyone hates twins so much. If there is only one you or only one me in this world, it would be nice to have one more on each side. How...unhygienic you say this is.
*Girl: What does it have to do with hygiene?
*Zhong Zun Bao: What kind of hygiene is there for the four of you to mess up? Anyway, in order to express my love for you, I have killed my eldest brother!
*Girl: Killed?
*Zhong Zun Bao: I not only killed him, I also plan to kill your sister!
*Girl: Is it really all for me?
*Zhong Zun Bao: Does that still need to be said? By the way, where is that Moonlight Treasure Box?
*Girl: After killing my sister, I will naturally give it to you. If you let me know that you lie to me, I will make you suffer ten times more than now!
*Zhong Zun Bao: You are really good to me. However, I don't seem to suffer much now.
*Girl: Of course, I haven't shot yet.
(Another punch stuns the Supreme Treasure)
Note: The part with "*" in the text was deleted when it was released in mainland China. Please pay special attention.
Westward Journey
(7)
(the next morning)
Girl: Why do you always see your sister but I can’t?
Zhi Zun Bao: Sometimes we need to talk about fate in this kind of thing. But she is not as ruthless as before, this time just black my left eye. I lied to her to kill you tonight, and you will be happy in the future.
Girl: Sister is so smart, she won't believe you!
Supreme Treasure: I thought about this, so I want to show her a token of your body, what kind of necklace, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight treasure box, etc. do you have...
Girl: Okay, but those It's no use, you show her my purple sword tonight, she will believe it.
Supreme treasure: good too!
(Receiving the sword, pulls it out with a "chatter", then inserts it into the sheath)
Girl: It's actually him!
(A moment of joy)
Hey, take me to the market while it's not dark!
(The two come to the market.)
Zhi Zun Bao: What's wrong? For what?
Girl: My heart beats so hard!
Supreme treasure: What should I do?
Girl: Come!
(The two entered a path. At this time, Ba Jie and Drifting were hiding by the butcher's shop to observe their whereabouts.)
Drifting: Now the big brother has changed his appearance, and he is still with Fairy Zixia, catching Master Zi. Fairy Xia has a share too? Follow him closely and don't startle him.
Bajie: As for wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little bit taller than him, but now there is a Zixia fairy, he is probably a little bit taller than me.
Drifting: I am here!
Bajie: It's because of you that is a burden that he will be a little bit higher than me!
A woman: Cut this pig's head in half and give it to me, thank you!
Bajie: kao! Pig heads are not sold, do you want pig whips?
(To scare the women away)
(In the small alley at this time)
Zhi Zun Bao: What are you doing?
Zixia: My favorite is nearby.
Supreme treasure: Ah, did you see him?
Zixia: No, because my purple sword sends out a "beep-beep-" signal.
Supreme treasure: Where did the beep sound come from?
Zixia: Beep-beep-beep-! right?
Supreme treasure: You beep, the sword is not beep.
Zixia: Oh, I know you can't hear me, so I "beep" to you! It's over, I'm so scared, I won't lie to you, I'm so scared!
Supreme treasure: What are you afraid of?
Zixia: This marriage was arranged by God, do you think I am afraid?
Supreme treasure: Here again...
Zixia: Yes! My heart is beating, my sword is "beeping", what should I do? How to tell him? How do you tell him?
Zhi Zun Bao: Then-tell him that this is a marriage arranged by God.
Zixia: What if he doesn't like me? What if he has a wife?
Zhi Zun Bao: You care about him so much, the heaven has arranged it the most!
Zixia: Really?
Supreme treasure: God arranged it, isn’t it enough for your ass?
Zixia: Yes, yes, yes!
(Wait for a while)
He is here.
Supreme treasure: It's not me, right?
Zixia: Oh, it's you! How did you know? It's you! Do you know that I didn't know how to tell you just now, you are so smart!
Zhizunbao: But I have a wife...
Zixia: I know! But I can't help it, this marriage is the biggest arranged by God! Hey, all you have to do now is to get rid of your wife and go with me.
Supreme treasure: That's fine.
Zixia: Okay?
Zhizunbao: It's very good.
Zixia: Then we all start this relationship immediately!
Supreme treasure: Okay, let's start right away!
Zixia: You kiss me first!
Supreme treasure: Oh, it's delivered automatically.
(Zixia happily closes her eyes, and slowly moves her mouth towards her, suddenly Zhizunbao stops her)
* Zhizunbao: Wait! Are you Zixia or Qingxia?
*Zixia: Of course I am Zixia!
*Supreme Treasure: Then you take out the Moonlight Treasure Box and let me confirm it first, I am afraid that the kiss was wrong.
*Zixia: You believe me, I am Zixia. Say it if you kiss!
*Extreme treasure: Then you take it out first!
*Zixia: No, let's talk after you kiss!
*Supreme treasure: I'll kiss you right away if you take it out.
*Zixia: I'm out of time, let's talk after you kiss!
*Extreme treasure: I don’t have time, just take it out and talk about it!
*Zixia: You said you love me.
* Supreme treasure: I will not tell you that I love you unless you take out the moonlight treasure box.
(Zixia leaned forward and was violently pushed away by Zhizunbao. Zixia's happy expression gradually became very sad. Zhizunbao also felt a bit too much, and her face showed guilt.)
Zhizunbao: Babao Give me the box.
Zixia: You lie to me! You don't want to kiss me at all, what you just said was a lie to me!
Supreme treasure: I'm serious! You take out the treasure box first. Do you want me to show you my heart?
Zixia: No, I'll do it myself!
(Zixia uses the shrinking method to get into the supreme treasure.)
Zixia: Wow! Why is your heart like a coconut?
Conscience: Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie.
Zixia: Then tell me honestly, are he and his wife very affectionate?
(At this time, three robbers passed by and saw the supreme treasure standing still.)
Robber One: Hey, Bodhi, take a look...
Bodhi: Oh , look! Really immobile! Search and see.
(At this moment, in Supreme Treasure's body, Zixia was sad after hearing her conscience's answer, and stood blankly for a long while.)
Zixia: I understand.
(Turns and leaves)
(Zhong Zun Bao suddenly regains consciousness.)
Z Zun Bao: Hey, buddy, what does this mean?
Bodhi: I think you are in good shape, so touch it!
Zhizunbao: Yes, please continue to touch it.
Bodhi: It's okay, keep touching!
Zixia: Whose hand?
Bodhi: Ah, what did you say?
(Zhu Zun Bao shook his head.)
Zi Xia: Take it away!
Bodhi: Ouch! Monster!
(The three bandits are scared off.)
Supreme treasure: Is there enough trouble?
(The two come to the suburbs, Zhizun Bao is far away from Zixia.)
Zixia: Hey, don't be angry! I was playing around with you! The treasure box is with my sister, she will definitely give it to you!
Supreme treasure: How dare I be angry with you? Sister, it’s too late to confess you as Avalokitesvara!
Zixia: It's getting dark! I'm going to find my sister! good luck!
Supreme treasure: (Looking at Zixia away)
Good luck is strange!
(Night falls. Supreme treasure wakes up and looks around.)
Supreme treasure: Qingxia! where are you? Come out! I have killed your sister!
(Suddenly a red light flashes behind the mountain, and there is a loud noise, it seems that something has happened.)
(The Supreme Treasure climbed over the hillside, and only saw the foot of the mountain...)
Note: The part with "*" in the text was deleted when it was released on the mainland. Please pay special attention.
Westward Journey
(8)
Guanyin: Monkey King, you beast, in order to marry the younger sister of the Bull Demon King, you unexpectedly gave your master Tang Sanzang as a gift, and you also asked the monsters and ghosts to have a Tang monk banquet. Do you admit it?
Wukong: San Ba Po! You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman I will not kill you, don't think I am afraid of you!
Tang Seng: Wukong, how can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?
Wukong: Wow! Shut up!
Tang Seng: You scared me again!
Supreme treasure: Monkey King, Tang Sanzang?
Guanyin: Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime, and you also robbed Fairy Zixia's moonlight treasure box, you clearly want to avoid me!
Wukong: Since I can't avoid it, my grandson will fight you to the death!
(Throws the moonlight treasure box)
Tang Seng: What are you doing?
(The Moonlight Treasure Box flew towards Supreme Bao, and Supreme Bao reached out to pick it up, but Tang Seng preempted it to take it.)
Tang Seng: Oh, Goku, you are really naughty too! I told you not to throw things away, alas, it’s wrong to throw things away...Oh, why did you throw away the stick before finishing talking? The Moonlight Treasure Box is a treasure. Throwing it around will pollute the environment. Alas, what should I do if I hit a child? Even if you can't smash the children and smash the flowers and plants, it's not good!
(Wukong grabs the treasure box.)
Tang Seng: What are you doing?
Wukong: Let go!
Tang Seng: Do you want it? Do you want to make it clear? I will give it to you if you want it, and of course I will give it to you if you want it! It's impossible for you to say you want me not to give it to you, and you say you don't want me to give it to you. Everyone is reasonable! Now I count three times, you have to make it clear whether you want...
Goku: I'm Kao!
(Beats Tang Seng with a punch)
Guanyin: Huh? Monkey King!
Wukong: Hahahahaha! Did you see it? This guy has nothing to do with his mother-in-law’s whispering and crooked, as if there is a fly all day long, buzz...sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, buzz...buzz...buzz...buzz to your ears Inside, help! Help!
(Wukong fell to the ground and rolled, very painful.)
Wukong: So I grabbed the fly to squeeze its belly and pull its intestines out, and then use its intestines to strangle his neck and pull it hard, huh -! The whole tongue is sticking out! I picked up the knife and dropped it again, wow! The whole world is clean. Now everyone knows, why should I kill him!
Tang Seng: Really?
Guanyin: There are many excuses. You don't want to take the Western Classics at all. No matter how you explain it, you can't forgive you for deceiving your master and destroying your ancestor!
Tang Seng: Sister, this is your fault!
Guanyin: Huh?
Tang Seng: Wukong wants to eat me. It's just an idea. It hasn't become a fact yet, and you don't have any evidence. Why is he guilty? It's better to wait until he eats me, you have evidence, and it's not too late to convict him!
Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I've heard of you being wordy, but I didn't expect you to be so wordy! The diamond ring I gave you wanted you to use it to subdue this monkey, but you don't need it!
Tang Seng: Hey, the size of the diamond ring is too poor, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow. He feels very uncomfortable after wearing it. Insomnia all night, will it hurt me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will say that I am cruel to animals if it knows it! Speaking of the diamond circle, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He has exquisite craftsmanship, fair price, and childishness, so let me introduce you to make another one!
Wukong: Shut up!
Guanyin: Shut up!
(Wukong and Guanyin stretched out their hands at the same time to pinch Tang Seng's neck. They were suddenly shocked when they pinched Guanyin, and hurriedly withdrew their hands.)
Guanyin: Sins, sins!
Wukong: Now you also feel my pain, right? answer me!
(Wukong used the Moonlight Treasure Box to hit Guanyin, but was blocked by Guanyin. Supreme Treasure came forward to pick it up, but was caught by Tang Seng first. After a fight, Wukong was surrendered by Guanyin and put it into the nectar bottle.)
Guanyin: Today I am. To walk for the sky!
Tang Seng: Sister Guanyin is merciful! I ask anyone who has no fault, he is finally my apprentice, and the apprentice is also responsible for making mistakes as the master. I beg my sister to let him make a living!
Guanyin: I can't explain to the Jade Emperor if I don't destroy him!
Tang Seng: I will not embarrass you. Sister Guanyin, please tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to pay for one life! As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, who goes to hell? I beg you to be considerate. I do this just to influence the bad guys to match my Buddha's compassionate and fearless spirit!
(Tang Seng sits on the ground together and puts the Moonlight Treasure Box aside.)
Guanyin: Goodness, goodness! Wukong, I hope you can one day realize your master's spirit of giving up one's life for righteousness.
Tang Seng: (throws the staff into the air)
Mumbling Amitabha!
(Monkey King rushing to pick up the fight, the staff did not hit the monk, but hit the Monkey King, fell to the ground open fight, a flash of moonlight, the monk sent away.)
(The next morning, the The stunned Supreme Treasure wakes up, there is no one around.)
Supreme treasure: Huh? Is it dreaming again? This time the trouble is big, and I have never had a good dream once. Where is Qingxia? Never been. Qingxia!
(Looking all the way)
(In the middle of the night, the Supreme Treasure meets Tang Seng who is back in time and space with the Moonlight Treasure Box. Ba Jie and Drifting have also found the master, and the Bull Demon King also comes to Monkey King and asks Tang Monk to eat meat. Everyone will take the Supreme Treasure. He is the Monkey King who has been subdued by Guanyin. The Bull Demon thought that the Supreme Treasure had sent Tang Seng as promised, and was overjoyed. He grabbed Tang Monk and took the Moonlight Treasure Box.)
(The next day, the Bull Demon held the wedding for Supreme Treasure and his sister Xiangxiang, At the same time, he announced to the group of demons that he was going to marry the bride. Bajie and Drifting entered the wedding scene and asked Zhizunbao to save the master in the middle of the night. Zhizunbao did a perfunctory matter. At this time, the bull devil invited the bride out, but it was Zixia.)
( It turned out that Zixia met Sun Wukong shortly after breaking up with Zhizunbao the night before yesterday, who injured her and snatched the Moonlight Treasure Box (maybe she was Qingxia at the time). The Bull Demon King rescued her and saw her. Loved. Zixia was frustrated because of her feelings, so she agreed to marry the Bull Demon King.) The
Westward Journey
(9) The
Bull Demon King: Zixia, come, let me introduce my sister and brother-in-law to you. Xiangxiang, virtuous brother! Come, come, come! This is my brother-in-law, and this is my sister Xiangxiang!
Xiangxiang: Girl Zixia.
(Zixia pays back to Xiangxiang, looking at Zhizun Bao with a sad look, Zhizun Bao smiles awkwardly, avoiding the other's gaze.)
Zixia: Can you stay here and get married?
Supreme treasure: Okay.
Zixia: What about your wife?
Bull Demon King: Wife? Do you two know each other?
(Zhong Zun Bao is noncommittal.)
Xiang Xiang: Do you have a wife?
Zhizunbao: I'm already divorced.
Xiangxiang: Why have I never heard you say it?
Bull Demon King: Hey, sister, it's common for a man to have three wives and four concubines, don't be so nervous, ah. Brother Hyun, are you right?
Supreme treasure: (absent-mindedly)
Yep!
(Looking at
Zixia, lowering her head silently) Bull Demon King: Zixia, it is true that after two days of getting along, I found that I have fallen in love with you deeply. In order to show my sincerity to you, I Proposing to you in front of so many brothers, this Moonlight Treasure Box is a token of love from me, I hope you can marry me!
(When Zhizunbao was overjoyed, he hurriedly used his eyes to signal Zixia to accept. Zixia just looked at him faintly and motionless.) Toad Jing: I oppose this marriage!
Bull Demon King: Huh? What did you say?
Supreme treasure: I am coming! What to say what to say what to say? People are born with talented men and women. It's your turn to object to this monster?
Toad Essence: Fairy Zixia has a rule for choosing a spouse. If you can do it, big brother, we are convinced!
Supreme treasure: What are the rules?
Toad Jing: She once swore that if anyone could pull the purple sword out of its sheath, it would be her wishful man!
Supreme treasure: Huh? !
(Unexpectedly, he pulled out the purple-green sword, shocked all over, and the purple-green sword fell out of his arms)
Group of demon: Huh? Purple Sword!
Bull Devil: Let me come!
Zixia: (picking up the sword first)
There is no such thing. This is just a joke I made with everyone.
Group of monsters: Are you kidding me?
Zixia: It doesn't matter who can draw this sword.
(After speaking, he turns and walks to the backyard)
Bull Demon King: Huh? You bastards, mess around in my place, whoever dares to stop me will die!
(At this time Princess Iron Fan is here. Supreme Bao chases to the backyard while the chaos, Xiangxiang is watching from the side.)
(Extreme Bao finds Zixia in the backyard.)
Supreme Bao: Oh, why are you hiding here? ?
(Suddenly Zixia pulls out her sword and lands on Supreme Treasure's throat.)
Voiceover: The sword was only 0.01 cm from my throat at the time, but after a quarter of the incense, the mistress of the sword will completely fall in love with me because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect...
Zixia: If you go further, I will kill you!
Supreme treasure: You should do this, and I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword in my throat! Don't hesitate anymore! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If you have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is... ten thousand years!
("Choke" the sword fell to the ground, Zixia was moved to tears.)
Zixia: Then, how do you explain to your lady?
Supreme treasure: Be sure to explain! So I must take back the Moonlight Treasure Box and take you back with them to make it clear to them. I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that there will be thousands of people swearing at me in future generations, and I will take it on my own.
Zixia: You won't lie to me, will you?
Supreme treasure: But, I hate myself, I don’t have the ability to get back that moonlight treasure box, I...
Zixia: I will help you!
Supreme treasure: No, it's too dangerous.
Zixia: You don't want to?
Supreme treasure: Yes! ...
(At this time, the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan are here.)
Princess Iron Fan: Hmph, what are you doing here?
(Zhu Zun Bao and Zi Xia
are silent .) Princess Iron Fan: Who is she? I ask you, who is she?
Bull Demon King: She... virtuous brother, who is she?
Zhi Zun Bao: She... is my wife.
Bull Devil: Wow! Brother Xian, you are too much!
(Whispering)
Good buddy.
Princess Iron Fan: You actually married your sister to him?
Bull Demon King: So his wife couldn't see it and pointed at him with a sword.
Princess Iron Fan: Come with me, I have something to ask you!
(Take the Supreme Treasure away)
Zixia: So you have a wife...
Bull Demon King: The relationship is broken.
(At this time on the other side)
Princess Iron Fan: Tell me clearly, what happened?
Zhizunbao: I said it, sister-in-law.
Princess Iron Fan: Ah, you call me sister-in-law?
Zhi Zun Bao: I'm sorry, it should be Mrs. Niu.
Princess Iron Fan: When I watched the moon with me in the past, I was called Xiao Tiantian. Now the newcomer is better than the old, I am called Mrs. Niu!
Supreme treasure: Xiao Tiantian? !
Princess Iron Fan: Do you think I came here so hard for this stinky cow? It's for you, stinky monkey with no conscience!
(Pinch the supreme treasure hard)
supreme treasure: Ah! Oops! Oops!
Bull Demon King: (Looking from a distance)
Brother Xian, it's really embarrassing for you!
Supreme treasure: It's none of my business!
Princess Iron Fan: I don’t care. You will be here to wait for me at the second shift tonight. I have something to tell you...
(turns back to Zixia)
If I were you, my husband would beg my wife and I would die. Forget it!
Bull Devil: Really! ?
Princess Iron Fan: That's right! But we have to castrate you first!
Bull Devil: Ah! ?
Princess Iron Fan: Follow me!
(The two leave.)
Supreme treasure: Zixia, actually I...
Zixia: I believe you! Today I’m going to get the Moonlight Treasure Box, see you here on the second watch!
(Zhong Zun Bao happily doesn't know what to say.)
Ba Jie, Drifting: Brother, Brother!
Supreme treasure: I will fix my brother first. See you tonight.
Westward Journey
(10)
(Zhou Zun Bao slipped out of the bridal chamber in the middle of the night to look for Zixia, but was intercepted by Ba Jie and Drifting Monk, Zhi Zun Bao had to accompany them to rescue Tang Seng.)
Tang Seng: I will not go.
Bajie: Huh? why?
Tang Seng: It can be said that the four of us masters and apprentices had a lot of difficulties in taking the Western Classics this time. The reason was that we did not work together, so we were succeeded by the demon. Since this is the case, what is the difference between me in this prison and outside? The outside is just a bigger prison for me. You go out first, I have something to tell the big brother.
Bajie: Master!
Tang Seng: Bajie, you are disobedient again!
Bajie: No, Master! I'll help you out.
Drifting, come with me!
(The two leave)
Tang Seng: Come in and sit down.
(Open the prison door and let Supreme Treasure come in)
Supreme Treasure: Frankly speaking, I am not your apprentice, and I don't even want to be your apprentice! Master, you are compassionate, so you can let me go, okay?
Tang Seng: Do you know what clang clang clang clang clang?
Supreme treasure: What clang clang clang?
Tang Seng: Dangdangdangdangdangdangdang, is
(singing)
On--ly you--! Can accompany me to take the Western Classics;
On--ly you--! Can kill demons and kill demons;
Only you can protect me, so that crabs and mussels can't eat me;
your greatest ability is Only you--!
Supreme treasure: Hey...
Tang Monk: On--ly you--! Don’t blame the master for whispering;
put on the golden band, don’t be afraid of death, don’t tremble;
I am here to take the blame, send you to death, and work hard for all beings!
The sacrifice is worth it, Mum Amitabha!
Supreme treasure: I really can't, let me tell you...
Tang Seng: On--On--!
Supreme treasure: On, your mother is tall! You are endless!
(Beat Tang Seng with a punch)
I have already said no more, you still want On-On-! On-On-! Ignore them completely and can't stand it anymore, you can stab you to death with a single knife on me!
Tang Seng: Goku, you can just stab me to death. What is the sorrow of life and what is the pain of death. When you understand how to sacrifice your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Mum Amitabha, Mum Amitabha, Mum Amitabha...
(Zhu Zun Bao hides his ears and flees.)
( Zh Zun Bao went to find Zixia but found that she was seriously injured and was about to take her away, and he ran into the iron fan princess who was waiting for him in the backyard. .)
*Princess Iron Fan: It turns out that you missed an appointment with this bitch! Ah? What's wrong with her?
*Zhong Zun Bao: I have killed her for you! Do you think how many knives I stabbed her? I'm happy to see it, right?
*Princess Iron Fan: What should I do?
*Supreme Treasure: Take it to destroy the corpse!
*(Suddenly the Bull Demon King is here.)
*The Bull Demon King: Brother Xian, what are you doing? Why is she like this?
*Extreme treasure: Why? You actually asked me why? I came over to tell you why!
*Princess Iron Fan: Hello!
*Extreme treasure: What are you doing? You want to come here too, don't you? Come here then! Let's die together! Come here soon!
*Princess Iron Fan: No, I am here waiting for you.
*Supreme Treasure: (Walking to the front of the Bull Demon King)
Over there!
*Bull Devil: Oh.
*(The two turned around the corner.)
*Extreme treasure: miserable, miserable, miserable! You were so cruel that you ignored her and took the knife to commit suicide. I didn’t know how to stop her and she stabbed her twice. You said it’s not bad luck, but your business is my business. We are good brothers, nothing to say!
*Bull Devil: Where did dozens of knives stabbed you?
*Extreme treasure: all on the ass.
*Bull Devil: On the ass? I want to help you see!
*Extreme treasure: great! Hey, my ass is not very beautiful. Are you afraid that it will be uncomfortable after watching it?
*Bull Devil: Hey, meaningless!
*Extreme treasure: I am Kao! Don't mind that, really my good brother!
*Cow Devil: Of course.
*(At this time Princess Iron Fan coughed over there.)
*Cow Devil: Hey, hug her and hide! quick!
*Extreme treasure: hide? it's me again?
*Bull Devil: What else should I do?
*Extreme treasure: the last time!
*(Holding Zixia and ran away)
*(Princess Iron Fan walked over from the corner and looked at the back of Zhizun Bao.)
*Princess Iron Fan: Hey, he is so great!
*Bull Demon King: It's so great!
*(At this time
, a maid ran over .) * Maid: Madam, she ran away! She left a letter saying that you shouldn't beg your little wife, so she doesn't have a new aunt! I don't know where to go now...
*Princess Iron Fan: Ah, so you want to marry that bitch as your little wife!
*Cow Devil: I can't bear it, I wanted to divorce you a long time ago!
*(The two fight in a group.)
(Zhu Zun Bao holds Zixia, Ba Jie, and Drifting away.)
* Ba Jie: Hey, brother, are you being chased by an old woman?
*Extreme treasure: Kao! Can I chase old women?
(Drifting suddenly lies on the ground listening.)
Bajie: What are you doing?
Drifting: There is an ambush ahead!
Ba Jie: You can tell at a glance, what else
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