When I returned home, I couldn't calm down for a long time. What a touching love action movie this is!
The most romantic thing I can think of is to hug and die with you.
Even though we have never grown old, we are not alone on Huangquan Road.
(There are serious spoilers below, please choose carefully whether to continue reading.)
Although in ancient times, it was normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines, but the so-called hero on the screen, there is at most one main house, or find a woman to wander the world, or Wander around the world with a horse. The Jin Yiwei Qinglong played by Donnie Yen in the film is just such a "hero in troubled times". The little sister of Qiao Hua, played by Zhao Wei, will mention this when she bathes with her sweetheart. And Wu Zun's desert judge and Hong Kong sister Xu Zishan's role-playing make me feel like I'm at a certain crossroad in a certain red light district of a certain port in the Middle East. What kind of emotional drama was staged between them, let me elaborate.
Qinglong lost his parents since he was a child, and lives with his elder brother. In the game where only one of the two survived, he survived and became a Jin Yiwei. He has been living in the shadow of killing his brother since he was a child, how distorted his outlook on life and values! This also explains the social background for his gender-take-all orientation. At the beginning of the film, the three "good brothers" by his side, Zhuque, Xuanwu, and Baihu, have been jealous for him. The fight between the three contains hatred for decades. How others know that they and Qinglong have been shooting at each other for many years. friends with benefits. Seeing that the show "Who is the main house of Qinglong" was coming to an end, he broke out halfway through. The appearance of this queen who is holding a long whip and wrapped in N pieces of clothes all day long announces the arrival of the strongest suitor. Her creed is that there is no man who is the most difficult to conquer, only the man who is more difficult to conquer.
Since Qinglong has so many people chasing after him, he must be a love stick, and his two hands to seduce Qiao Hua can really be written into the textbook. At the beginning, it was the attracting stage. In the field he was best at, a few chicken bones and a show of fur skills to beat the cottage bandits, instantly won the favor of Qiao Hua. Then came the comfort stage. Drinking old wine to make Qiao Hua confide in her heart, the warm atmosphere suddenly improved. Then there is the Stockholm syndrome stage. Although it is not the most ideal forbidden room, release in the wild can also achieve a good effect of training desire. The last stage is the reversal stage. Seeing that the time is right to leave Qiao Hua, Qiao Hua will never give up. "What you want me to do, I will definitely do it, whether you lie to me or not." The IQ of the person in love is 0. Qiao Hua's sentence is a good proof.
The Desert Judge of the Tianying Gang is definitely the biggest joke of the film. The Arabic-style collocation, the navel outfit, the mixed accent of the Gaoshan and Brunei dialects, and the boomerang that seems weird no matter how you look at it, can be called a magical work. The moment Qinglong and the judge met, Qiao Hua's eyes were wrong. As the saying goes, I often remember the sunset in the desert, and I don't know the way back when I am drunk. Going back to the room late, strayed into the depths of Tianying. Competition, competition, startled a pool of vinegar. Why did those two compete? Not just to see who is more suitable for attack and who is more suitable for attack. Because of the presence of others, the homophonic sounds such as gold coins and bowls were used instead of obscure words. I don’t know why, Tianying left a deep impression on the heroine who helped me. Although she only appeared on the stage a few times, she seemed to see through the faint sadness of the two people's ambiguous smile when she made a frown between her eyebrows. In my mind. Little sister, your pectoral muscles are not as developed as Brother Dan, and the hardware is poor, so don’t be sad.
I really like the scene where Tuotuo and Qinglong meet in the teahouse on the night when the fireworks are in full bloom. The two talked about the conversation before shooting, and after a while after the DVD was released, they would have a good aftertaste. Those words are one by one, one after another, and they come and go to you tit for tat. They are not only full of ambiguous honey, but also a knife full of possessiveness. I watched their foreplay and listened to them flirting and being anxious. Why don't you just say it soon, it won't be so exciting when you really do it, a box of props is not needed, and it seems that you have to save it until the end of the film. Perhaps at this time, Tuotuo's feeling for Qinglong has changed from possessiveness to eroticism. The queen has her own consideration. It is an honor for us to bow down and act as a tool under the pomegranate skirt.
The judge’s death is a pity, in fact, he, Qinglong, and Qiaohua could have lived together in harmony and joy, what a happy family! In order to save Qiao Hua, he died on the hands of the hands. What kind of spirit is this! What kind of spirit is it to be killed by a woman who loves her beloved man so much in order to save her beloved man's woman! ! And on the Huangquan Road that followed, he still had to see his beloved man and the woman who loved his beloved man walking towards him bravingly, what kind of spirit was this! ! ! (The author abandons the pen at the desk, and can't cry.)
Returning to Xuanwu, this old friend who has long been thrown into the forgotten corner, bows down under the iron cloth shirt of Qinglong's diamond cover, just begging to die. That "brother" before death was so cute! (The author once again abandons the pen at the desk, and then looks up to the sky to growl.) It's
finally the last climax! Qinglong knew that He Tuotuo would have a break, and sent Qiao Hua away to the feast of long whips and torches.
Tuotuo: Do you know? When I saw three moles on your chest, I knew we were a natural pair.
Qinglong: The old man who tattooed me sneezed three times and shook his hands three times, leaving three scars.
Tuotuo: Do you know? Since I ate Jinke La, I have been running seventy yards. Therefore, according to the principle of persistence of vision, I took off a few clothes and ran a circle before putting them back on. In your opinion, they are all phantoms.
Qinglong: There are torches in my item box. I will burn them all up by the time. Let's stimulate them. By the way, don't move too fast, I can't stand it.
Tuotuo: Do you know? …………
Qinglong: I hate it when we meet each other, so let's talk nonsense, let's go to war!
(5000 words are omitted here, not suitable for children, harmony is supreme.)
Almost? Soon! There is one last item in the box. I have never used it before. Try it. Okay, hurry up, otherwise it's too late! OK, I pressed the switch. so amazing! ...... At the end, he and her smiled and closed their eyes, hugging each other and dying happily in the (film's) climax. The end of the world, the end of the world, the south, the sea, and the north, are endless and old, and many things, ancient and modern, are all laughing and talking. Withered vines and old trees spraying ducks, small bridges flowing water and chrysanthemums, ancient west wind mud horses, the setting sun, heartbroken people in the donkey bachelor.
The most romantic thing I can think of is to hug and die with you.
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