The false name of American female doctoral students

Kayden 2022-12-09 05:26:35

In fact, it can be taken very well at a small cost, as long as there is no IQ miscarriage. It's a pity that this film didn't do it. Why did you start this title? Let us first take a look at what the heroine does in this film. (There are no typos in the title)

1. The meaning of the heroine's existence

Speaking of it, everyone thinks, wow! The hostess! Great effect! However, I can only see the waves of the sea, which have no meaning at all.

1. The hostess finds that the parasite is wrong, but the instructor asks her to go out to sea by boat. useless.

2. The female protagonist went to sea to study biological behavior, but did not find anything out. useless.

3. The hostess touched the barnacle decisively, and jumped into the water bravely and found the squid. useless.

4. The hostess studied mucus and found it to be dangerous. But this was after the death of two people, and everyone was aware of it. useless.

5. The heroine is a doctoral student, but she has not saved anyone with her professional knowledge, nor has she played a preventive role. useless.

6. The hostess damaged the propeller in order to prevent the people on the ship from landing, but it didn't take long for the larvae to damage the hull and cause water leakage, which meant that she could not reach the shore. useless.

7. The heroine tried her best and finally fell to death an old lady, but the old lady herself had been infected and was about to die. useless.

8. The heroine jumped into the water and saved the last crew member. it works. You see, this is her only meaning in this film.

2. Unreasonable places

In fact, there is no problem with the selection of talents, and the casting is also OK. I feel that the female captain must be more beautiful than the heroine when she was young. The point is that logical flaws are really uncomfortable, and there is no way to run into a female director. . .

As a doctoral student, the heroine has a social phobia certificate and also admits to death (it should be said that she has scientific research spirit, but the person's IQ is really anxious), so the tutor had to force her to send her to conduct research on the boat alone. It is estimated that the instructor is also a headache. If you are a researcher of marine biological behavior, why don't you go out for field investigations and sit in the laboratory all day? So this person is not done well at the beginning.

Then a series of customs, such as the red-haired girl, the sailor not going into the water, the captain greedily rushing into the restricted area, etc., are also quite satisfactory. However, the next time is to expose the heroine's ignorance.

The ship board was abnormal, and the hostess came up with a pen to poke. . . Okay, maybe she has too many pens, so she throws it away after poking it (in fact, it doesn't). After the pus came out, the hostess did something that surprised me. . . She touched it directly! ! ! Nima, have you really done the experiment seriously? ! There is a problem with this game, okay?

The heroine makes an OK gesture to show that it is not harmful!

Even the boatman knows to try with a screwdriver. Are you such a reckless PhD student?

Tell me who is a boatman and who is a doctoral student?

Then the captain came down and touched, was shocked, what is this? The PhD student heroine gave a professional answer calmly.

Can you cut a piece and study it? Direct visual inspection? Speaking of such a big hole, it was actually blocked by nailing a small wooden board. . .

Of course the captain is not a vegetarian. You said it was a barnacle, right? Then you go and clean up. So the hostess took a kitchen knife and went into the sea. Then I saw this toy-wow! A big squid that shines!

Where is Lao Tzu like a squid? Anyway, you said I recognized a jellyfish. And didn't you just say that Lao Tzu is a barnacle?

Then the hostess went back and described it, making everyone think it was a squid. . . No, you, a PhD student in the Department of Marine Biology, can't even speak clearly? Moreover, the crew actually believed all the inverted words. If my friend calls me: Look at this ostrich, oh no, it's a crocodile. I must laugh at his blindness, there is a big difference between the two. Similarly, there seems to be a big difference between barnacles and squids, right? Seen from the board, why doesn't it look like a squid?

The mucus was collected for the first time, and there was some scientific research demeanor, but the two people died before thinking of researching. . .

The larvae even bit the silver net, and the hostess actually thought they could be kept in the water tank. After finally closing it, it was called to open the lid. She wanted to catch a few of them and study it. No, you can't tell the barnacle squid, study the wool. And there are so many larvae popping out of the eyes of the temporary boyfriend. Isn't it enough for you to study?

Bathing men are also good enough, no matter how their companions pat the door, they just refuse to stop taking a bath. Do you think this is at home? This is in a boat on the ocean. If there is a storm and the captain asks you to come out for rescue, do you insist on finishing the wash?

After everyone discovered that something was wrong, the heroine received expert treatment by virtue of her PhD student status to identify whether she was infected. Her method is to shine her eyes with a flashlight. . . In other words, this flashlight is much more useful than a microscope and a computer. Those two are useless at all. Although the larvae are found in the mucus with a microscope, what use is it? If you think about it carefully, it's really useless. You have a blood test anyway. The old woman's eyes were examined by the heroine, but larvae crawled out of the old woman's eyes. . .

Then the hostess insisted that she could not return to the city, and she just turned the fishing boat into the Diamond Princess. No, is this parasite so difficult to prevent? . . . Well, referring to the actual epidemic situation, they may not be allowed to go ashore. . . When it was the captain's turn, the hostess pretended to say that there was no need to check, which meant that the captain was dead. I wonder how she knew it, as if the captain didn't have more contact with her. The hostess kept saying that the attack would take 36 hours, indicating that the captain might be able to make it to the hospital. As a result, she broke the ship, and the captain had no choice but to let his wife give him pleasure.

In the end, the crew member who knew no water deliberately fell into the water. There was no oar on the rubber boat. The crew member happened to be caught by the monster, so the hostess jumped directly to rescue him. The heroine opened her tentacles with her hands! Are you brave or not brave? That stuff is even worn through the boat board! Would you try to pull me a nail with your bare hands? As a result, the crew member who was caught by the tentacles and pulled into the water was not injured at all, but the heroine was injured. . . The heroine deserves to be injured, but what materials do you make of the crew? Let me say aside, those tentacles can penetrate the ship board every day!

This film reflects that the American university education is the name of Langde ^_^

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Sea Fever quotes

  • Johnny: Sea Fever... It Happens

  • Gerard: [on the corpse strewn boat] Sea Fever; One Of Them Gets It... Then spreads it around

    Siobhán: Doesn't explain his eyes

    Gerard: [dismissive] Must've been a fight