1. In fact, I want to say that 90% of the catastrophes/the tragic deaths of the characters/the release of disasters in the movie are all because of the physicists/meteorologists/biologists/biochemicals known as the "world's smartest" People refuse to listen to the first article of the "Cinema World Adventure Code" --- Don't touch the obviously dangerous things with the hands of his sister
. Due to an accidental expedition, a certain weak character obtained a treasure that was said to be the one who can rule the world, but in the end he didn’t do anything. He also caused himself to fall into a faint from time to time, seeing the illusion, inexplicably black In order to destroy this so-called indestructible force, the light faction formed the Long March dungeon team. In the middle of important teammates, they still defeated the evil forces and defended world peace---you Thought I was talking about Thor 2? No, no, I'm talking about the Lord of the Rings.
3. In the process of brushing the dungeon, because the heroine can only prevent damage to the self-generation blood loss, 70% of the whole process is offline or standby.
4. The CG effect of the battle at the beginning of the movie was so heavy that I almost thought it was a promotional animation of "Ancient Conquest of Light and Darkness" for the next-generation host XBOX1.
5. Grandpa Borr solemnly said that we want to seal up this terrible ether, and then they put this dangerous thing in the distant depths of the universe, and there was a secret door leading to the fifth machine room of Building 3 of the Second Automobile Machine Tool Plant in London. Grandpa, you must have never won hide-and-seek when you were young, right?
6. The black fertilizer will turn gray after it flies high and volatilized. Auntie/Auntie/Ah, no, the ether is created by this universe, after the small green rocks, the big rocks flying to the earth, the Americans who are overweight, etc. What is the'lethal weapon'? Our universe is so obsessed with the hopeless hobby of suicide.
7, Diablo Teletubbies London Demolition Office Squad, your performance this month is far worse than the Romulan Empire Drilling Squad and the Kryptonian Metropolis Demolition Squad. Want to see the burning streets, the crowds running in terror, the whistling sirens? The Liverpool football team can lose one game. Compared to the English football hooligans, you are the waste of the five scum!
8. The bird walker professor volunteered to take out the instrument and said that it could turn the universe upside down, and then hesitated when it was time to start the fight and said that the instrument was actually used for observation. Thor, call a physicist named'I can't fix it, I can still summon a hulk to smash it'!
9. So the hostess said that it’s okay that I can adjust the observation instrument to a corrected gravity field instrument! Then she picked up the semiconductor that looked like a hardware store, and turned the button left and right to call up the Tonight Stars Know My Heart radio program, ah no, she changed the function of the observation instrument to any door. . At this time, a voice said sadly in my mind, do you know why you can't shoot water when you twist the gas stove, because you don't have three degrees ----
10. At the beginning, the dark elves had countless berserkers kursed who could resist and smash, but they were still scumbed by Grandpa Borr's men. As a result, their leader had to order a group of men and horses to make a suicide attack as a map cannon so that the home team could evacuate. After 5000 years, human civilization has progressed from being able to do hay to flying trains on the ground. The dark elves brought back the weapons of the Yellow Age and less than 5% of the original people. They can still get the ASGARD people on their backs. So where is the civilization and progress of Asgard? A Kursed can almost smash the Thor, who has the strongest individual combat capability in asgard, into a pile of meat, so the force value of Thor is not as good as the sum of the 5 soy sauce soldiers under Grandpa? ? ! !
11. Thor 1, my father loves me again, Women's Federation 1, my brother loves me again, Thor 2, my mother loves me again. Thor three?
12. How to use the shortest word count to tell the spoiler --- Thor 2, my king ascends the throne, Thor 3, Chenxiang, ah no, sledgehammer smashes the mountain to save my father.
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