We don’t have to be troublesome and tired to go back to Earth

Jeramy 2021-10-13 13:06:31



If you accidentally get lost in a mysterious place in outer space, you don’t have a mobile wallet, and your dry food is almost finished. At this time, in addition to collecting seven dragon balls to summon the dragon, you can also refer to the following tips for returning to earth. .

1. The hollow cannonball inside (1902•Movie•"Moon Travel Notes")
Although even elementary school students now know that the return method of taking a cannonball from the moon into the Pacific Ocean with a splash is very unscientific, but...Since the moon If you can have a face, just don't care about these details for now.

2. Blue police phone booth (1963 to present • TV series • "Doctor Who")
You have a probability of 0.00000001658% that you will bump into a royal blue British police phone booth that appears out of thin air on an alien planet. Don't hesitate, call doctor who loudly to it, someone will open the door for you.

3. Lightwave Transmitter (from 1966 to present • TV series • movies • comics "Star Trek")
If you unfortunately did not hit the flying phone booth in Article 2, please don't be discouraged, because there is a 0.00003507% probability of hitting someone who looks like you. The Enterprising spacecraft, which is like a pizza cutter and comes with a cool tail light, don’t hesitate to use their lightwave transmitter to return to Earth in a second.

4. Spaceship on the move (2005•Movie•"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy")
Arthur and Ford, the pioneers of the lost galaxy, told us that if you hold your breath and jump into the universe, you can survive in a vacuum for 30 seconds, here During this period, the probability of being received by the spacecraft is one in the 2079460347 power of 2. Of course, your free-riding spaceship does not necessarily sail to the earth. At this time, just smile and jump out of the window and wait to be caught by the next spaceship. Also, don't forget to bring a towel.

5. Galaxy Railway Train (1979-1981•Animation Series•Comic "Galaxy Railroad 999")
Since it is no longer a dream to go to Lhasa by train, it is not a big deal to take a train to travel to an alien and come back. problem. It is worth noting that speed does not necessarily mean passion, so between Galaxy Express 776 and Galaxy Super Express 999, it is strongly recommended that you choose the former.

5. Ultra-high-altitude skydiving (2012•Felix Baumgartner•Austrian professional adventurer) The
43-year-old tall handsome and rich skydiver created a more exciting way for us to return to the earth-carrying a parachute from the edge of space, which is 128,097 feet Place to jump down. When you do this, you have tied the record for the highest altitude of human skydiving, and your falling speed will exceed the speed of sound before the parachute is opened.

6. Intelligent individual combat armor (1998-2013•The movie "Iron Man 1-3")
If you have enough money, buying the "War Machine" brand armor produced by Stark Industries as a means of outing transportation is perfect. . The modeling and pulling wind, the speed is first-rate, the artificial intelligence accompanies personally to chat, if you are accidentally thrown into the near-ground space, it can also protect you from falling into the arms of the Hulk like a meteor.

7. The
easiest and most convenient way for commercial space shuttles (2015•USA•Virgin Galactic) . High-quality services from international first-class aerospace companies, safe and comfortable ride experience, and frugal arrangements made by you. The only thing that needs to be prepared is your credit card-a space shuttle that costs $200,000 a time. Not everyone can afford it.


———— The original article was published in the September issue of "GQ"

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