Joyous

Dayne 2022-01-22 08:03:18

On the evening of December 18, 2005, it was a joyous night, a night that will always be remembered. Maybe a few years later, when I think of this night, I can’t help but smile, because tonight I watched "Wuji ".

I laughed when Aunt Chen Hong pretended to be a fairy sister. Isn't this Princess Taiping? Why did she change her vest?

When the leader of the barbarian spoke, I smiled. It turns out that the barbarian is old Beijing.

General Sanada Hiroyuki asked his slave Zhang Dongjian: "Where are you from?" Ajian said, "I don't know." I laughed, I know, by listening to the accent, you know that you are a Korean and a little Japanese.

When Nicholas Tse came to Wangcheng, I laughed. It turned out that Wangcheng was designed in the style of mosquito coils.

When Cecilia Cheung asked: "Do you want to know what I am wearing in this dress?", I laughed, and all the masculinity in the audience laughed-damn ghost, are you asking if you don't know it!

Cecilia Cheung is showing his back When I was in the hot spring, I laughed again, and the masturbation in the audience laughed again-after waiting for a long time, the climax finally came!

When Xiao Xie said: "You can get everything in the world, as long as you are bad enough", I laughed, isn't it the same way I got it at the box office.

When Liu Ye rubbed Zhang Dongjian's back to generate electricity, I laughed, for a mock, when I played "Lan Yu", I knew you were gay!

Cecilia Cheung said in the Senate that Zhang Dongjian was her lover, and when all the elders shouted "Absurd!", I laughed, even the older brothers knew the plot was absurd.

When Sanada was hung in the air and said: "I was touched by you", I laughed. We were all touched and our stomach hurts.

When I walked out of the theater, when "Director: Chen Kaige" was typed on the screen, I laughed, and the whole world laughed—I thought it was Zhang Yimou again.

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Wu ji quotes

  • Goddess Manshen: Once you have accepted your destiny, nothing can alter it unless time flows backwards, snow falls in the spring, and the dead come back to life.