Did you see the Hobbit? Can't you understand? Let me fix your brain!

Crawford 2021-10-13 13:06:20


1) So the fierce fire-breathing dragon is robbing the dwarves of gold for Mao? It also buys things?

Answer: What does the giant dragon rely on for the whole city? Spitfire! This dragon is a fire dragon, and it is extremely hot. We all know that fire overcomes gold, so this BOSS is short of gold in the five elements, so it needs to bury itself under a large number of gold coins for a long time to replenish the gold spirit.

2) A group of short, ugly and poor broke into the pig's knuckle's house for a meal, drinking, and fun, and then said that their home was gone, so that the pig's knuckle was taken back with the help of Mori's life. Pig's knuckle was extremely unwilling and woke up the next morning. No one is there anymore, and happily catching up because of Mao's 180-degree turn?

Answer: The key is the contract they left behind, which says "Boy, there are more than tens of millions of short, poor and ugly in the world. If we can't find home this time, there will be more than 13 next time!" Pig's feet scared to pee on the spot. , After changing clothes, he chased after him. Moreover, it is estimated that this group of goods had eaten the pig's knuckles for several months in one night, and he would not be able to survive if he didn't follow the past.

3) When the old dwarf introduced the dwarf prince’s "want to be back" to everyone, the dwarf prince was very cooperative and walked to the edge of the cliff with his hands on his back and dressed cool, his clothes and beards were windless and automatic. Maimai's eyes and the magnificent background music immediately conquered the fishing line. Why did they cooperate so well?

Answer: You don't know how many times they rehearsed, right? It's too bad to come out and brag and brag about it. Someone has to cooperate with you before NB can make a sound.

4) The two big stone men are in peace at ordinary times, and fight for Mao to get up when Dwarf, Qin, and Chou pass by?

A: There was a dialogue before the fight:
the stones were A "Look, there are more ugly than you Ah"
"! Whip you," stone people B

5) Wild Bunch poor dwarf ugly orcs fell into the hole when the hair is beginning Don't resist? Having to wait for them all to be caught, Gandalf became brave after unconsciously appearing, and then he drowned them with a single spit. The orcs did not hurt half of their hair, and the orcs stopped chasing them after they left the cave. ?

Answer: In fact, everyone should have discovered that the most NB in ​​the homecoming group is Gandalf. He not only has a summoning skill, but also has a durable aura, a floating aura and a dodge aura. Allies within the range of the aura will gain the following ability bonuses:
Endurance aura: Any exercise does not consume physical strength, it takes no effort to go up to the fifth floor in one breath, and there is no need to breathe in the atmosphere of hacking hundreds of orcs.
Elegant halo: Any action is extremely handsome and elegant, hacking people to death, shooting people to death.
Dodge Halo: 100% probability to dodge all physical attacks.
So they were decisive at first. After Gandalf appeared, he couldn't think of NB.

6) The dwarf prince was easily beaten to the ground by the white orcs at first, and he couldn't stop him with a sophisticated shield. After he picked up a piece of oak for Mao, he abused the white orcs?

Answer: The oak is actually a magical weapon. Its defense power is increased by 1000, which is more than the normal shield NB, but it was thrown there by a stranger.

7) How did the beheaded white orc survive the siege of the dwarves and escape?

Answer: The white orcs are thick and bloody, and they didn't hang up with the knife all the way out, NB, right? The little beast that escaped not only equipped the stump with severed grandson's claws, but also added a mount, which increased its movement speed and attack power, and ignored all evasion effects, so the dwarf little prince under the influence of the aura was seconded.
8) Gandalf is so NB, finally summoned a group of big birds to rescue the dwarves, because Mao didn't summon the big birds to fly over with the dwarves at first?

Answer: The summoned creature has a time drop. Once the time is up, it will automatically disappear. If the big bird flying in the air disappears irresponsibly, the dwarf will fall freely. Moreover, the CD time of this skill is huge, so it cannot be used as a last resort. In terms of practicality and power, it should be his great skill.

What is CD?

Answer: Skill cooling time. For example, now you have released the hunger skills to eliminate the three bowls of rice, you can't eliminate the three bowls immediately, you need to rest for two days...

Looking at the whole film, it can't stand up to such a high evaluation. The selling point seems to be pure sensory image stimulation with IMAX +48 frames. The content is empty, the plot is procrastinated, and it is not a heroic place but with a magnificent background sound, the character content simply can't support it. There are still many illogical points I won't complain about one by one. Gives people a feeling of failure in the outside world. It is not too much to say that half of the nearly three hours can be deleted. Maybe some fans of the Lord of the Rings want to spray me, some places I haven't read the original and don't understand. If this movie was only made for fans of the Lord of the Rings, I would not waste any time with the explanation. Since it is made into a movie, it is the responsibility of the audience to understand it, and the blind pursuit of expressive techniques even when telling stories is really a matter of ruining the last.

Another: Journey to the West looking forward to this special effect.

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey quotes

  • Bilbo Baggins: I have... I have never used a sword in my life.

    Gandalf: And I hope you never have to. But if you do, remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

  • Dori: Mr. Gandalf, can't you do something about this deluge?

    Gandalf: It is raining, Master dwarf, and it will continue to rain until the rain is done. If you wish to change the weather of the world, you should find yourself another wizard.

    Bilbo Baggins: Are there any?

    Gandalf: What?

    Bilbo Baggins: Other wizards?

    Gandalf: There are five of us. The greatest of our order is Saruman the White. And then there are the two Blue Wizards... You know, I've quite forgotten their names.

    Bilbo Baggins: And the fifth?

    Gandalf: Well, that would be Radagast the Brown.

    Bilbo Baggins: Is he a great wizard, or is he more like you?

    Gandalf: Well, I think he is a very great wizard... in his own way. He's a gentle soul who prefers the company of animals for others. He keeps a watchful eye over the vast forest lands to the East, and a good thing too. For always evil will look to find a foothold in this world.