The glorious history of the Gotham Server Alliance against the Horde

Idell 2021-10-13 13:06:12

Family reminder, serious spoiler.





The Gotham server in World of Warcraft II has been extremely popular since its opening. The average number of the Alliance tribes, all day long bloody storms beat and kill, the large body guards the small corpse, seriously threatening the survival environment of the trumpet leveling. Batman's parents were often bullied by the tribe in the wild, and eventually developed to the point that they would be slaughtered by the tribe even in their daily routines in Stormwind, so they deleted their numbers in angrily, leaving Batman alone. Although his parents are not good at PK skills, the goblin has a well-developed mind. Leave him a large sum of money. Batman has been determined to be a high player since he was a child, practiced his operation skills hard, mixed a suit of good equipment, and devoted himself to the great cause of killing tribes in the wild after reaching his level. But a person's power is always limited, and Batman feels that he still has to upgrade everyone's equipment. So often lead everyone to play RAID. Later, the Alliance players were really upbeat and won the first kill of the 25H Clown server in one go. But for various reasons, Batman gave the honor of the first kill to the double-faced Harvey Dante. I had a bad reputation for switching camps and acting on behalf of myself, and AFK in one breath for 8 years.

In the past 8 years, the tribe has been suppressed by the better-equipped alliance, and the alliance has had a very good life. But the good times didn't last long, and Netease suddenly wanted to join the service. The other service was the tribal superior service. They conspired to kill the alliance of this service. Many large players had secretly transferred to the service to prepare to slaughter Stormwind City, and even kidnapped NetEase's technical GM.

On this day, a human female thief suddenly came to Batman's house, because Batman's equipment was still in the 1960s. So she was easily crushed by a level 80 female thief, and the secret security card was also stolen.

This human female thief had her account number stolen before, and the thief used her account number to cheat the card, so she has been swiped all the time. It made her unable to go online and play games normally. A profiteer goblin player told him that he has a relationship with GM and can help her change her name for free, so as to coerce her to steal Batman's secret card. She had no choice but to steal.

The little goblin got the secret security card and wanted to go back on the bill, but the female thief attracted the Stormwind city management and escaped by herself. In order to hunt down the tribe, Gordon, the director of the Urban Management Bureau, went deep into the death mine FB, and found a group of 85-level tribes digging holes below, so he felt that there was a conspiracy. But everyone didn't believe him, saying that tbc and wlk waited so long before they opened, and the work efficiency of the Ministry of Culture of the Press Bureau could not be so high. The CTM85 level is still far away, and Gordon has no choice but to let one hand to investigate.

This handsome guy guessed that Wayne was Batman. When he was training in the Westfall Orphanage, he had seen Wayne of the ashes of Qiao and always regarded him as an idol.

Unwilling to be lonely, Batman finally re-logged into the game, and as a result he was hunted down by the Alliance as a rare tribe as soon as he went online. Fortunately, a bug mount was able to escape.

The little goblin got Batman's secret card and stole all the gold coins on the account. So Batman was so poor that he couldn't even repair the equipment, so he entrusted a blood elf girl to take over the company.

Batman commissioned the female thief to find the BOSS in the dead mine dungeon, but Batman was fooled. Whenever he encountered the BOSS, he was torn apart by the charge and fell down. He also hit the low paraplegic DEBUFF. The BOSS sent Batman to the prison of the Well of Eternity. It's all about the most failed rock climbers in the world.

Then the BOSS exploded Stormwind City, and used tactics to turn Stormwind City's urban management into Chinese miners. It should be noted here that this film deeply reveals the shortcomings of the capitalist system, because Gotham City pays too much attention to people's livelihood and water drainage, which makes the city's conscience—the sewer system too large, and eventually becomes a hotbed of terrorists. And China's sewer system is very foresighted, as long as a heavy rain will make all terrorists invisible.

BOSS also learned from Iran and North Korea and engaged in a nuclear deterrent. Threaten everyone not to leave Stormwind City, or they will blow up NetEase's Xiaobawang server. Then, the Cultural Revolution was carried out in Stormwind, and the players who used the robot plug-in to lower prices at the auction house were caught and criticized.

Ironforge Darnassus Exodar's city governor also came to encircle Stormwind City.

Batman was very angry when he saw this scene in prison. At this time, an old shaman appeared and said that this is not a paraplegia, but an ordinary lumbar disc herniation. Traction reset and disperse it. Then Batman miraculously stood up, and said that I would let Sang Lan come and see it another day.

The next step is to climb out of the prison of the Well of Eternity. The old shaman said that only one person had ever climbed out, and his name was Prince of Persia. His secret is not to wear condoms.

Then Batman leaped bravely, and the warrior with short legs burst into tears.

Batman who went out first found the female thief. The female thief said that the country F is too dark for Nyima. Hackers cheat cards, black equipment and black gold, shemales cheat sex, scan screens and curse people, have money to charge uncles, charge high to play pretends, this network also drops at every turn, it is almost impossible to play. Why don't you go play Taiwanese with me?

Batman said no, I am a Chinese, and I will never leave the national service. No matter where the country F falls, MY HEART WILL GO ON.

The trapped miners have always been in a stable mood. Although they are underground, they have always been in the heart of the party, in the party's dream, and in the party's singing. Finally saved.

Old Morgan Freeman also left a set of T13 for Batman. Batman put it on and went to find the BOSS. This time, he switched to the Battlefield of Altland Valley, where the Alliance tribes hedged. Although the tribe's long-range occupations have certain advantages, because they are not Faye, they were quickly overwhelmed by the alliance's melee chopper team.

BOSS has never played Batman this time. It is speculated that it may be because the BOSS is used to the fresh air of Orgrimmar and Thunder Bluff, even wearing a gas mask can not bear the super high PM2.5 of Stormwind, resulting in a greatly reduced combat effectiveness.

There Stormwind urban management to stop nuclear bomb, nuclear weapons are not good intentions these days do not know that he is a terrorist
got to choose the largest European and American cities,
hired Arab mercenaries
do have to get nuclear weapons,
breath bombing a city that
radius At least 6 miles.
What kind of airplane, submarine, urban management, and all you can use. The
horror declaration must be announced at the opening ceremony of the Olympics
. special kind of rough
encounter actor, thing all right had to say
, "I can not let you die,"
Bel suspense
and then kidnapped a senior scientist at
a division of Qian likes a
fart can be poisoned by half Cities
If you hijack a plane for
two or four hours and perform 7 seasons, you won’t be able to solve the case
! Loaded B!
Bombing cities have to do some soul intimidation of political propaganda
surrounding the terrorists get a nuclear bomb is not a get chemical or biological weapons
if you hit it a few hawkers
you are embarrassed on the news network!

Although the terrorists are very professional, Batman finally led everyone to the first kill of 25H Bain. Everyone is wondering, why haven't you jumped into achievement? ? It turned out that Blizzard also made a hidden boss in FB. She came out suddenly and gave Batman an ambush back shot and hemorrhage. Subverted the face of his own NPC A.

Then it is chasing the nuclear bomb. In these years, the time bomb is less than the last minute, and it will definitely not be able to catch up. But this time we caught up, and the nuclear bomb had no red and blue lines to cut. So everyone can no longer stop it from exploding. Batman had to use teleportation to bring the nuclear bomb to the king of the world, oh shit was written as a dragon ball again.

Batman had to drive the plane to take the nuclear bomb far to the sea, and he died because of excessive fatigue. Once again, Stormwind survived the Horde's conspiracy.

Everyone thought Batman was dead. The last regret is Morgan Freeman. In order to save money, he has not equipped the mount with a plug-in that automatically finds way and kills monsters automatically. Taobao only sells 20 yuan.

But Wayne had already figured it out by himself. So the final ending is Batman and the female thief at the tavern in Darnassus, casually practicing cooking, fishing and archeology. The RAID equipment is all floating clouds. In the game, soaking girls is the true meaning, oh yes, there are rare mounts. .

And that little handsome guy finally got the coveted orange dagger and hero T13, and started his own history of addiction.









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Although the review is not serious... but it is the best hero movie I have ever seen. There is no one. It is recommended to watch the second Dake Knight together. Both have their own merits.






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The Dark Knight Rises quotes

  • John Blake: Bane? What do you know about him?

    Selina Kyle: That you should be as afraid of him as I am.

  • Bruce Wayne: I'm not afraid. I'm angry.