See a complete list of incorrect postures for parents (see 8 guidelines for parents)

Jarvis 2021-10-20 17:48:30

If you and your girl/boyfriend are in a happy relationship, are ready to achieve a positive result, and plan to meet each other's parents, then this movie must be watched, and watch it before you meet the other's parents.

"Meet Father-in-Law" can be said to be a collection of all the incorrect postures of meeting the parents. After watching it in advance, keep it in mind. Don't make the mistakes made in the movie. You will get a higher degree of recognition from the other half of your family. Although there are differences between Chinese and Western cultures, human nature is the same. It is always right to prepare more when you see parents such major life events.

So don’t you need to watch single dogs? no. Seeing the male protagonist being tortured by his father-in-law to the point of separation, you will feel that being single is also a pleasure. You can be proud to say: Deserve it, who made you find a girlfriend.

The male protagonist is called Focker (this is not a good name, it sounds like Fucker "Fuck"), the male protagonist is going to propose to his girlfriend Pam, he learned that the proposal must be approved by Pam’s father, so he went home with Pam to see you Future father-in-law.

In order to leave a good impression on the future father-in-law, the male protagonist made meticulous preparations for the trip, put the wedding ring in the suitcase, and also prepared gifts for the future father-in-law. If a good start is half the success, then a bad start is definitely two-thirds of the failure. The suitcase did not fit the boarding size, and the suitcase with the diamond ring had to be checked in. When I got off the plane, I found that the airline had lost my luggage. Well, this is not a good sign.

To make matters worse, the only piece of clothing left on the male protagonist's body was vomited by the baby at the airport. So the male protagonist saw his future parents-in-law with nothing but a sour smell.

The cordial and pleasant conversation began.

Father-in-law: What car are you driving?
Male lead: rented. (Well, you poor ghost)

Father-in-law: What do you do?
Male lead: nurse. (A man is a nurse

?? ) Father-in-law: Do you like cats?
Male lead: I prefer dogs. (Some people don’t like cats)

The mother-in-law said that the cats in the house would dig soil everywhere, so the father-in-law taught the cats to use the toilet. Then, the male lead took out a gift for the father-in-law—a flower pot filled with soil. (Forgot to say that the gift for the father-in-law was not checked, so it was not lost.) Guess whether the father-in-law who worked hard to teach the cat to go to the bathroom would like it?

During the meal, the male lead smashed the ashes of his parents-in-law, and then the cat ran over to pee in the ashes. Anyway, the first day was terrible. But compared with the bad of the second day, the bad of the first day is nothing to mention. There is no spoiler here. Go watch the movie and make sure you don’t want to get married after watching the movie. Oh, no, after watching the movie, I think my father-in-law is super cute. I believe you will not meet a father-in-law who is more weird than in the movie. If you encounter it, please leave a message to me.

Through this film, summarize the 8 guidelines for meeting parents (boys version):

1. Find out what the future father-in-law and mother-in-law really like, and give gifts to their liking.
2. When meeting, pay attention to dress neatly and neatly, don't have any peculiar smell and don't spray strong perfume.
3. Don't please the other person too much. Kneeling and licking will appear to be of low value, but at least there must be respect.
4. Don't lie, after all, the other party will live more than 20 years longer than you. Don't tell your little tricks to see through, you can see through with both eyes. Once they think you are dishonest, they will think you cheated their daughter.
5. Provide help as much as you can, but don't try to be aggressive. Don't agree to what you can't do, otherwise it will be even more embarrassing if you don't succeed.
6. Don't have a relationship with the woman in her parents' home, this will greatly reduce the favorability.
7. Don't live in the woman's house, leave as soon as two or three days at most. The longer you live, the more conflicts there will be.
8. No matter how difficult your father-in-law makes things happen, remember that you are not marrying your father-in-law, you are marrying his daughter.

With the blessing of these 8 rules, the possibility of your father-in-law likes you will be greatly increased. Go and meet your future father-in-law bravely. I wish you success!

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Extended Reading

Meet the Parents quotes

  • Pam Byrnes: You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown.

  • Jack Byrnes: Jesus, Focker. It's just a game.