I have a sentence mmp to stick on the screenwriter’s face

Marilou 2021-10-20 17:47:31

A large number of spoilers is not as good as saying that this movie review is a spoiler. Those who want to watch it suggest that you read the spoiler and then consider not watching the movie. Would be grateful to me for helping you save your ticket money. Refill~

The following spoilers:

A female boss with acting personality is a drug dealer. She really wants to be famous, so she made a big news. All her products are mixed with a virus. This virus can slowly torture drug users in stages. die.

The male protagonist and his little partner and his new partner investigated the matter together and quarreled with his female ticket halfway through. At this time, drug addicts all over the world were poisoned and the female boss threatened the president of the United Nations and said that she would not give her if she didn’t make her famous. The antidote made all the drug addicts die. The president patted his thigh and said that this was a good thing. This time, the drug problem all over the world was solved easily and the political achievements were made in vain. Drug addicts are held together and dragged to death. (Applause to the president?)

Okay, then the climax came. The male lead’s female ticket was the last movie. The princess slipped a little because she was in a bad mood because of a fight. So the male lead took the old handsome guy (yes, he was alive) and the spy version of Javie. Si (unfortunately he died too) went to the female boss’s base to grab the antidote. When they succeeded in grabbing the medicine, this new partner, Western, who saved them time and time again, *girlfriend died in drug dealer robbery* Love makes the whip* The old cowboy is better than backwaters, preventing the protagonist from saving the world (the addict), and then the protagonist and the old man are fighting by two, even if he throws people into the meat grinder, they do something wrong. What's wrong!

In the end, the male protagonist happily delivered the antidote, the heroine was also saved, and the addicts all over the world were also saved. The moment they recovered, the background music sounded the country road ~, teak me home~ you can go to his mother to see When a drug addict goes home, it's a terrible mentality. The last shot is that the male lead marries the princess, over.

No matter how many shots are played, no matter how beautifully designed the road, no matter how smooth the shooting is, the story’s three-way shit will not be covered by the plot. Think of those who are on the front line for the anti-drug war, think of the Mekong River last year. , What kind of victims are addicts and do not accept any form of whitewashing.

Just say so much, and then write it down to curse.

Hope to help those friends who have not had time to see it.

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Extended Reading
  • Bryana 2022-03-20 09:01:20

    It's not as good as the first one, some places are too hilarious, such as Elton John or vaginal positioning, which is a bit outrageous. There are a lot of mechanical settings in the action scene, instead of the invigorating experience of the Scimitar Girl. In addition, the big names of Boss Qian, Berry, and Duye are purely soy sauce, and Uncle Colin and Red Viper are the highlights.

  • Derek 2021-10-20 19:02:39

    I don't care about the other things, so why should Agent Panna be a meat sauce! ! ! Isn't it okay to tie people up! ! ! People have good reasons to prohibit drugs! ! ! Why kill people! ! ! Cover your chest! ! !

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Eggsy calls Princess Tilde on FaceTime]

    Princess Tilde: Hey.

    Eggsy: Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.

    Princess Tilde: You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?

    Eggsy: Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of got a bit of a 'save the world' situation here.

    Princess Tilde: How the fuck is screwing someone gonna save the world?

    Eggsy: Well, it's a bit complicated, but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to.

    [pause]

    Eggsy: Babe, please believe me. I love you. You are the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

    Princess Tilde: Is that a proposal?

    [nervous look on Eggsy's face]

    Eggsy: Um...

    Princess Tilde: Because I think I'd give you my permission. Having that security, knowing that we were committed, in that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different.

    Eggsy: Right. Well, I mean... I want to be with you. But being a public figure, babe, like a prince... it's a bit of a factor, you know, what with my job and stuff.

    [Princess Tilde turns away]

    Eggsy: Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. Just give me five minutes, okay?

    Princess Tilde: Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. I'm sure you can last longer than that.

  • Clara: What's the matter?

    Eggsy: Nothing. I just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane.

    Clara: Totally.

    Eggsy: Yeah?

    Clara: Or we could just...

    [disrobes]

    Clara: fuck?

    [pause]

    Eggsy: Clara, I don't think I can.

    [Clara turns around to grab her robe. Eggsy suddenly notices the Golden Circle tattoo on her back]

    Eggsy: But you know what? My crow is looking for a place to nest.

    [Eggsy secretly puts on the finger condom as he kisses Clara. He then places his hand under her panties and inserts the tracking device]

    Merlin: Good work, Eggsy! Tracker fully functional.

    Ginger: Don't worry. I've been through this with Whiskey before. Nice to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing.