I have a sentence mmp to stick on the screenwriter’s face

Marilou 2021-10-20 17:47:31

A large number of spoilers is not as good as saying that this movie review is a spoiler. Those who want to watch it suggest that you read the spoiler and then consider not watching the movie. Would be grateful to me for helping you save your ticket money. Refill~

The following spoilers:

A female boss with acting personality is a drug dealer. She really wants to be famous, so she made a big news. All her products are mixed with a virus. This virus can slowly torture drug users in stages. die.

The male protagonist and his little partner and his new partner investigated the matter together and quarreled with his female ticket halfway through. At this time, drug addicts all over the world were poisoned and the female boss threatened the president of the United Nations and said that she would not give her if she didn’t make her famous. The antidote made all the drug addicts die. The president patted his thigh and said that this was a good thing. This time, the drug problem all over the world was solved easily and the political achievements were made in vain. Drug addicts are held together and dragged to death. (Applause to the president?)

Okay, then the climax came. The male lead’s female ticket was the last movie. The princess slipped a little because she was in a bad mood because of a fight. So the male lead took the old handsome guy (yes, he was alive) and the spy version of Javie. Si (unfortunately he died too) went to the female boss’s base to grab the antidote. When they succeeded in grabbing the medicine, this new partner, Western, who saved them time and time again, *girlfriend died in drug dealer robbery* Love makes the whip* The old cowboy is better than backwaters, preventing the protagonist from saving the world (the addict), and then the protagonist and the old man are fighting by two, even if he throws people into the meat grinder, they do something wrong. What's wrong!

In the end, the male protagonist happily delivered the antidote, the heroine was also saved, and the addicts all over the world were also saved. The moment they recovered, the background music sounded the country road ~, teak me home~ you can go to his mother to see When a drug addict goes home, it's a terrible mentality. The last shot is that the male lead marries the princess, over.

No matter how many shots are played, no matter how beautifully designed the road, no matter how smooth the shooting is, the story’s three-way shit will not be covered by the plot. Think of those who are on the front line for the anti-drug war, think of the Mekong River last year. , What kind of victims are addicts and do not accept any form of whitewashing.

Just say so much, and then write it down to curse.

Hope to help those friends who have not had time to see it.

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Extended Reading
  • Norberto 2022-03-18 09:01:03

    Can the name be translated a bit more earthenly. Elton John can also be cute. But it's not as good as Uncle Colin's cute eyes, shy smile and long legs, which gave me another blow in my heart. Kingsman, the original formula, the original elegance, coupled with the tackiness of the southern United States, knocked out the style of time and space chaos. Everything is good. But let me cry for Merlin for a while. . .

  • Emilio 2021-10-20 19:02:39

    Maintained the previous level of action, settings (although there is no LOL for Cool Fireworks), jokes, bento (um) and BGM... Sensational and sensational... The last two people can wipe out the BOSS headquarters and it will be worth the ticket. Price...(The bitch is back!!!) The minced meat headshot is divided into something...it will take a few days and then brush again...

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Eggsy is having dinner with the Swedish Royal Family]

    Eggsy: [Swedish] This is very delicious.

    The King of Sweden: I think we should do you the favor of conversing in English, yes?

    [pause]

    The King of Sweden: So, tell me, what do you do?

    Eggsy: I work for Kingsman, the tailors, Your Highness.

    The King of Sweden: You may address my daughter as 'Your Highness'. Please address the Queen and myself with 'Your Majesty'.

    Princess Tilde: Pappa, this is a family dinner, not some state function.

    The King of Sweden: Well, then.

    [clears throat]

    The King of Sweden: Eggsy, what do you make of the current situation in the Indian financial markets?

    Princess Tilde: Pappa!

    Eggsy: Uh... well...

    [pause]

    Eggsy: I don't think we can underestimate the impact of ECB's quantitative easing measures. And, of course, the liquidity wave from the U.S. Federal Reserve rate hike getting pushed back.

    [astonished look on the King's face before signaling for the next course]

    The King of Sweden: Frida Kahlo.

    Eggsy: Well, other than the 1939 acquisition by the Louvre, she wasn't really acknowledged. Until the new Mexicanisimo art movement of the late 1970s.

    [the King signals for the next course]

    The King of Sweden: Moorish revival.

    Eggsy: Ah. The Palazzo Sammezzano, in Tuscany. Beautiful.

    [the king signals for the next course]

    The King of Sweden: Bluetooth technology.

    Eggsy: Which, of course, got its name from the legendary Danish king Harald Blatand, whose name translates to 'Bluetooth' in English.

    [back in England, Roxy is relaying all the information through Eggsy's glasses]

    Roxy: And the Bluetooth logo is his initials in Norse runic symbols.

    Eggsy: And, as I'm sure you know, the Bluetooth logo is his initials...

    Princess Tilde: Yup.

    Eggsy: ...in Norse runic symbols.

    Roxy: Oh my God, Eggsy. Why isn't he eating his fucking pudding? I need to research this gold tattoo. I found records of other people with the same body modifications. All of them have high level involvement with crime and international drug trafficking. And there's rumors of something called The Golden Circle.

    Eggsy: Hmm.

    [Eggsy looks at the paintings on the dining room while visually typing 'ur da best' with his eyes]

    Roxy: Best agent or best friend?

    [Eggsy types 'both']

  • [JB barks while scratching a door in Eggsy's house]

    Brandon: Come on, JB. Give it a rest, mate. Stop scratching the door. I'm gonna get the blame now.

    [Brandon opens the door]

    Brandon: There you are. Happy?

    [as JB goes to his bed, Brandon notices the study room decorated with only three front cover pages of The Sun. He sits down on the desk]

    Brandon: With the decks and all that.

    [Brandon presses a button on the DJ mixer, which opens a secret weapons compartment on the wall]

    Brandon: Shit, boy! What the...

    [Brandon gets up and looks at the weapons and accessories. He gets a pair of glasses and a cigarette lighter before returning to the desk and putting on the glasses]

    Brandon: Do you reckon, JB, model material?

    [the glasses activate, showing Brandon the live feed on Eggsy's dinner with the Swedish Royal Family]

    The King of Sweden: I must say, you're really not as I expected.

    Eggsy: Well, thank you very much, Your Majesty.

    Brandon: Eggsy, is that you, mate? What the fuck is going on here? You a gangster now or something? Fucking hell. Is that Tilde's mom and dad's house? Tell you what, whatever you're doing, I want in.

    [Brandon gets a cigarette and opens the lighter, unknowingly activating the grenade charge. Eggsy warns Brandon, unaware that he's also pointing at the King]

    Eggsy: Put it down!

    [confused look in the King's face]

    The King of Sweden: Why?

    [meanwhile, Brandon wonders why the lighter is beeping and blinking red]

    Brandon: What's this?

    Eggsy: I said, put it down now!

    The King of Sweden: What's wrong with it?

    Eggsy: Shut it! Fucking shut it!

    Princess Tilde: Eggsy.

    The Queen of Sweden: I beg your pardon.

    Eggsy: Shut it! Shut it now!

    [Brandon closes the lighter]

    Brandon: All right, mate. Chill your boots.

    Princess Tilde: Eggsy, what...

    [Eggsy realizes the confusion caused by his online argument]

    Eggsy: Oh, no. Oh my God, no. I'm so sorry.

    [JB starts to bark all of a sudden]

    Brandon: You shut up and all. You got me in enough trouble.

    [JB continues to bark until a missile suddenly hits the house, to the shock in Eggsy's face]