Did the screenwriter suck the brain by taking drugs?

Jorge 2021-10-20 17:47:31

1. In order to promote the legalization of drugs, the big bosses choose to poison their products? Then, who would dare to take your drugs in the future, oh my god.

2. Since the drugs are so powerful, can't they be directly thrown into the water and threaten the president? If I were the president, I would choose to let all drug addicts die

3. What does the president think about stacking drug users in bird cages like parking garages, so that they can die directly in their own homes?

4. The excuse that the lady secretary of state was found to be taking drugs was "I work for the president 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and my concubines really can't do it without drug addicts." This reason is really awesome. The president is better than you. It's still hard, isn't it about taking drugs to death?

5. The awesome positioning system can only be used by putting it on a condom to have sex. What if you want to locate a man, do you have to explode the chrysanthemum? I want to ask? What age is it, can’t you directly use GPS on your phone?

6. That golden tattoo is purely to let the male protagonist discover that his ex-girlfriend is a member of the organization? The people in the organization are so stupid, no wonder the organization is about to end.

7. Merlin was so handsome, chose a cool machete, and finally went out to work, only to cut trees in the end? ? ? ? Nima can kill two or three people by throwing a knife.

8. Since you are going to clear the mines, why put the minesweeper in a baseball bat, and it doesn’t look weird to wear a suit to play baseball in the woods, doesn’t it?

9. With a broken box board that can only cover the front of one person, can two people not be killed by the enemy? Can you just wear bulletproof vests?

10. Your aftershave is so awesome, why don't you just take a few out? ?

11. Forget it, I don't want to write anymore, I am really angry and a headache.

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Extended Reading
  • Marshall 2022-03-15 09:01:02

    If the first 5 stars, this one can only be 4 stars. The entertainment is still very strong, but a little bit too much in terms of stylization and cartoonization. The British suit group defeated the American cowboy group in this fashion show. There are no easter eggs. (After reviewing some of the first clips, I think this one only got 3 stars)

  • Javonte 2022-03-20 09:01:20

    The laughs are dense and very happy, but the cult taste is much less than the first episode. There were too many similar transitions in the first half, and the head was dizzy when countries switched back and forth. The comrades who died in the British branch are too pitiful, and they are clearly: I have to die if the screenwriter wants me to die. . .

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Eggsy calls Princess Tilde on FaceTime]

    Princess Tilde: Hey.

    Eggsy: Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.

    Princess Tilde: You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?

    Eggsy: Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of got a bit of a 'save the world' situation here.

    Princess Tilde: How the fuck is screwing someone gonna save the world?

    Eggsy: Well, it's a bit complicated, but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to.

    [pause]

    Eggsy: Babe, please believe me. I love you. You are the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

    Princess Tilde: Is that a proposal?

    [nervous look on Eggsy's face]

    Eggsy: Um...

    Princess Tilde: Because I think I'd give you my permission. Having that security, knowing that we were committed, in that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different.

    Eggsy: Right. Well, I mean... I want to be with you. But being a public figure, babe, like a prince... it's a bit of a factor, you know, what with my job and stuff.

    [Princess Tilde turns away]

    Eggsy: Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. Just give me five minutes, okay?

    Princess Tilde: Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. I'm sure you can last longer than that.

  • Clara: What's the matter?

    Eggsy: Nothing. I just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane.

    Clara: Totally.

    Eggsy: Yeah?

    Clara: Or we could just...

    [disrobes]

    Clara: fuck?

    [pause]

    Eggsy: Clara, I don't think I can.

    [Clara turns around to grab her robe. Eggsy suddenly notices the Golden Circle tattoo on her back]

    Eggsy: But you know what? My crow is looking for a place to nest.

    [Eggsy secretly puts on the finger condom as he kisses Clara. He then places his hand under her panties and inserts the tracking device]

    Merlin: Good work, Eggsy! Tracker fully functional.

    Ginger: Don't worry. I've been through this with Whiskey before. Nice to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing.