Did the screenwriter suck the brain by taking drugs?

Jorge 2021-10-20 17:47:31

1. In order to promote the legalization of drugs, the big bosses choose to poison their products? Then, who would dare to take your drugs in the future, oh my god.

2. Since the drugs are so powerful, can't they be directly thrown into the water and threaten the president? If I were the president, I would choose to let all drug addicts die

3. What does the president think about stacking drug users in bird cages like parking garages, so that they can die directly in their own homes?

4. The excuse that the lady secretary of state was found to be taking drugs was "I work for the president 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and my concubines really can't do it without drug addicts." This reason is really awesome. The president is better than you. It's still hard, isn't it about taking drugs to death?

5. The awesome positioning system can only be used by putting it on a condom to have sex. What if you want to locate a man, do you have to explode the chrysanthemum? I want to ask? What age is it, can’t you directly use GPS on your phone?

6. That golden tattoo is purely to let the male protagonist discover that his ex-girlfriend is a member of the organization? The people in the organization are so stupid, no wonder the organization is about to end.

7. Merlin was so handsome, chose a cool machete, and finally went out to work, only to cut trees in the end? ? ? ? Nima can kill two or three people by throwing a knife.

8. Since you are going to clear the mines, why put the minesweeper in a baseball bat, and it doesn’t look weird to wear a suit to play baseball in the woods, doesn’t it?

9. With a broken box board that can only cover the front of one person, can two people not be killed by the enemy? Can you just wear bulletproof vests?

10. Your aftershave is so awesome, why don't you just take a few out? ?

11. Forget it, I don't want to write anymore, I am really angry and a headache.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • Poppy: My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle.

  • [Poppy leads Charles and Angel to the diner's counter as she puts on an apron]

    Poppy: So, fellas, I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. You understand that in The Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right? And the importance of following orders? Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty?

    [Charles and Angel nod]

    Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it?

    [Charles and Angel continue to nod]

    Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof.

    [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]

    Poppy: What's your name?

    Angel: [Spanish accent] Angel, ma'am.

    Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey...

    [whispers]

    Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay?

    [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Charles' shock. Charles attempts to run, but is cornered by Poppy's robot dogs Bennie and Jet before Angel knocks him out and places him above the grinder]

    Charles: No, Miss Poppy!

    [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]

    Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover.

    [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]