Did the screenwriter suck the brain by taking drugs?

Jorge 2021-10-20 17:47:31

1. In order to promote the legalization of drugs, the big bosses choose to poison their products? Then, who would dare to take your drugs in the future, oh my god.

2. Since the drugs are so powerful, can't they be directly thrown into the water and threaten the president? If I were the president, I would choose to let all drug addicts die

3. What does the president think about stacking drug users in bird cages like parking garages, so that they can die directly in their own homes?

4. The excuse that the lady secretary of state was found to be taking drugs was "I work for the president 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and my concubines really can't do it without drug addicts." This reason is really awesome. The president is better than you. It's still hard, isn't it about taking drugs to death?

5. The awesome positioning system can only be used by putting it on a condom to have sex. What if you want to locate a man, do you have to explode the chrysanthemum? I want to ask? What age is it, can’t you directly use GPS on your phone?

6. That golden tattoo is purely to let the male protagonist discover that his ex-girlfriend is a member of the organization? The people in the organization are so stupid, no wonder the organization is about to end.

7. Merlin was so handsome, chose a cool machete, and finally went out to work, only to cut trees in the end? ? ? ? Nima can kill two or three people by throwing a knife.

8. Since you are going to clear the mines, why put the minesweeper in a baseball bat, and it doesn’t look weird to wear a suit to play baseball in the woods, doesn’t it?

9. With a broken box board that can only cover the front of one person, can two people not be killed by the enemy? Can you just wear bulletproof vests?

10. Your aftershave is so awesome, why don't you just take a few out? ?

11. Forget it, I don't want to write anymore, I am really angry and a headache.

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  • Cassandre 2021-10-20 19:02:39

    I would like to ask the director and screenwriter, if you step on a landmine, are there any ways to resurrect...

  • Marques 2021-10-20 19:02:39

    How much did Elton John invest? ?

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]

    Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

    Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

    Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

    [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]

    Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.

    Elton John: Fuck you!

    [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]

    Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

    [Elton sighs and plays the piano]

    Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

    Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

    Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

    Poppy: Lights.

    [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]

    Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

    [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]

    Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.

    [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]

    Elton John: What is it?

    Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

    Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.

    Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

  • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

    Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?

    First Burly Guard: Might be.

    Elton John: [whispering] Yes!

    [Elton starts playing his piano]

    Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

    First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

    Elton John: What day is it today?

    First Burly Guard: Wednesday?

    Elton John: Exactly!

    [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]