No, I listen to take me home country roads, the more I listen, the more angry!

Ora 2021-10-20 17:47:31

Also known as the life of Merlin, who was disliked by (screenwriter)

[From humble beginning to not worthy of a missile to For Merlin at the end, from Toast to deceased colleagues to toast to himself]

Teacher Mei Lin is really miserable. In the beginning, the whole army wiped out Dandan without even supporting him with an umbrella. The cold icy rain patted his face indiscriminately, drinking and crying (Oh, it's not easy for the middle-aged and elderly male stars now! or Cry! Either do action scenes with your old waist! Also show girlish shyness!) After finally transforming feeling well, the person looks like a machete and cut a few trees. If I were Teacher Mei Lin, I I'm going to be bald!

In short, Mr. Mei Lin feels bitter. The unit is gone, the old friend has amnesia, and the machete has nothing to play. In the end, he is gone. Only Magneto can fight for such a miserable situation. Matthew Vaughan deserves to be divorced on the beach. man:)

But in my mind, Merlin is always the strict teacher who tells the students that there is someone who does not have a parachute but puts parachutes on all of them. Although the rigorous glasses show a longing for real knives and guns to go out on the field, he has always The most reliable rear protection for the fast and fast keyboard strokes. For Merlin, I hope you can cut people with a machete in heaven! !

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When I leaked the set photos before browsing, I suddenly discovered a big secret

What is my teacher Merlin tied to his leg? Isn’t this the green long trousers that Downey wore for special effects when shooting Iron Man:)

Let’s take a look at what harry and eggsy wore. Isn’t this a wedding dress? :)

Therefore, Matthew Vaughan, the big asshole, 80% did not kill Teacher Merlin, 80% only let him blow up his legs but survived, and 80% even took pictures of Teacher Merlin who was lame but was wearing a Scottish skirt to attend the wedding ceremony. Lens!

As for these shots, when will we see them? The shot of Harry wearing an apron teaching eggsy table manners in 1 has not been released before, but we saw it in 2.

So Matthew Vaughn, if you take another 3 and revive Mr. Merlin... I will forgive you reluctantly.

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Extended Reading
  • Laverna 2022-03-19 09:01:03

    It's lively, it makes me so happy to see it.

  • Chaya 2022-03-18 09:01:03

    The favorite singer is John Denver. Did he go to see Alien this year? Matthew Vaughan was right not to shoot a sequel before, basically the charm of the first one was gone.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]

    Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

    Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

    Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

    [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]

    Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.

    Elton John: Fuck you!

    [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]

    Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

    [Elton sighs and plays the piano]

    Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

    Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

    Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

    Poppy: Lights.

    [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]

    Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

    [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]

    Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.

    [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]

    Elton John: What is it?

    Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

    Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.

    Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

  • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

    Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?

    First Burly Guard: Might be.

    Elton John: [whispering] Yes!

    [Elton starts playing his piano]

    Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

    First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

    Elton John: What day is it today?

    First Burly Guard: Wednesday?

    Elton John: Exactly!

    [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]