No, I listen to take me home country roads, the more I listen, the more angry!

Ora 2021-10-20 17:47:31

Also known as the life of Merlin, who was disliked by (screenwriter)

[From humble beginning to not worthy of a missile to For Merlin at the end, from Toast to deceased colleagues to toast to himself]

Teacher Mei Lin is really miserable. In the beginning, the whole army wiped out Dandan without even supporting him with an umbrella. The cold icy rain patted his face indiscriminately, drinking and crying (Oh, it's not easy for the middle-aged and elderly male stars now! or Cry! Either do action scenes with your old waist! Also show girlish shyness!) After finally transforming feeling well, the person looks like a machete and cut a few trees. If I were Teacher Mei Lin, I I'm going to be bald!

In short, Mr. Mei Lin feels bitter. The unit is gone, the old friend has amnesia, and the machete has nothing to play. In the end, he is gone. Only Magneto can fight for such a miserable situation. Matthew Vaughan deserves to be divorced on the beach. man:)

But in my mind, Merlin is always the strict teacher who tells the students that there is someone who does not have a parachute but puts parachutes on all of them. Although the rigorous glasses show a longing for real knives and guns to go out on the field, he has always The most reliable rear protection for the fast and fast keyboard strokes. For Merlin, I hope you can cut people with a machete in heaven! !

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When I leaked the set photos before browsing, I suddenly discovered a big secret

What is my teacher Merlin tied to his leg? Isn’t this the green long trousers that Downey wore for special effects when shooting Iron Man:)

Let’s take a look at what harry and eggsy wore. Isn’t this a wedding dress? :)

Therefore, Matthew Vaughan, the big asshole, 80% did not kill Teacher Merlin, 80% only let him blow up his legs but survived, and 80% even took pictures of Teacher Merlin who was lame but was wearing a Scottish skirt to attend the wedding ceremony. Lens!

As for these shots, when will we see them? The shot of Harry wearing an apron teaching eggsy table manners in 1 has not been released before, but we saw it in 2.

So Matthew Vaughn, if you take another 3 and revive Mr. Merlin... I will forgive you reluctantly.

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Extended Reading
  • Daphnee 2022-03-19 09:01:03

    Abandon the all-British temperament and seek innovation, and put more emphasis on American style. There is no such excitement as the bully and church scenes of the previous episode. The background details of the first episode are basically modern society. This episode wants to add the concept of AI, but it is relatively advanced. Under the influence of space, the realistic creation of the world is insufficient, the characterization is flat, and the sense of substitution is not as high as in the previous episode. It feels like a common problem with the sequels of many series. Hope the final episode will be adjusted back.

  • Dave 2021-10-20 19:02:39

    Hahahahaha, you have to stand on tiptoe to reach the neck of Uncle Face

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Eggsy calls Princess Tilde on FaceTime]

    Princess Tilde: Hey.

    Eggsy: Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.

    Princess Tilde: You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?

    Eggsy: Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of got a bit of a 'save the world' situation here.

    Princess Tilde: How the fuck is screwing someone gonna save the world?

    Eggsy: Well, it's a bit complicated, but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to.

    [pause]

    Eggsy: Babe, please believe me. I love you. You are the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

    Princess Tilde: Is that a proposal?

    [nervous look on Eggsy's face]

    Eggsy: Um...

    Princess Tilde: Because I think I'd give you my permission. Having that security, knowing that we were committed, in that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different.

    Eggsy: Right. Well, I mean... I want to be with you. But being a public figure, babe, like a prince... it's a bit of a factor, you know, what with my job and stuff.

    [Princess Tilde turns away]

    Eggsy: Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. Just give me five minutes, okay?

    Princess Tilde: Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. I'm sure you can last longer than that.

  • Clara: What's the matter?

    Eggsy: Nothing. I just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane.

    Clara: Totally.

    Eggsy: Yeah?

    Clara: Or we could just...

    [disrobes]

    Clara: fuck?

    [pause]

    Eggsy: Clara, I don't think I can.

    [Clara turns around to grab her robe. Eggsy suddenly notices the Golden Circle tattoo on her back]

    Eggsy: But you know what? My crow is looking for a place to nest.

    [Eggsy secretly puts on the finger condom as he kisses Clara. He then places his hand under her panties and inserts the tracking device]

    Merlin: Good work, Eggsy! Tracker fully functional.

    Ginger: Don't worry. I've been through this with Whiskey before. Nice to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing.