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see After this film, I really want to shake the director's head and ask, what are you thinking? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
To be fair, before this film was released, I had hoped that this film would be released a little earlier, one hour, one day. After I actually watched it, I wish I hadn't watched this movie.
Although as the movie itself, it is actually not that bad.
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Have you ever imagined the last character you like, and this one was directly killed in battle? Very good, Wang Nan 2 can experience this feeling of ascending to heaven.
Soon after the movie started, it was revealed that Eggsy and his girlfriend are very affectionate. It has reached the point where you and my girlfriend are completely inseparable from the parents. Moreover, when the princess girlfriend tried to teach Eggsy the table manners of meeting the parents (the royal family), Eggsy saw Harry's shadow directly from her.
I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Even if I know Harry can vomit bento, but I really think it is? ? ? ? ? .
Immediately afterwards, Charlie, who didn’t know why he vomited lunch but he really vomited it, was recruited by the villain to assassinate Eggsy. After Eggsy successfully escaped, he hacked into Kingsman’s intranet. , Took away all the information.
That's right, in a car in Wang Nan's system, you can hack away [all] Wang Nan's confidential information. You read that right, all! ! ! ! ! ! !
I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Friends, have you made a mistake? ? ? ? ? a car! ! ! ! ! All intelligence? ? ? ? ? Are you Wang Nan really a top intelligence organization? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Later, after Eggsy met his girlfriend's parents, and Roxy was still cheating for him remotely (and got a good person card), Wang Nan's headquarters was bombed, and Wang Nan's group was destroyed except Harry, Merlin, and Eggsy. That's right, the bold and aggravated [all off]. Roxy was also stamped dead. Even Eggsy's hair and dog JB are dead.
I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Director, would you like this? ? ? ? Even in order to highlight the awesomeness of the villain Aunt Moore, you don't have to lower Wang Nan's IQ like this, right? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Later, Merlin and Eggsy leaned on a bottle of wine and touched Statesman's headquarters for support.
Here the rich boss is super handsome, super cool and super diao. I really think he is super cool because he beat Eggsy and Merlin effortlessly. Cool, high-strength, handsome.
Then he hit a soy sauce, was poisoned by the villain, and fell. Before I was rescued, I only danced the humorous half-naked dance that appeared in the trailer for a short time.
Me:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ha? ? ? ? Is it because Boss Qian is too expensive? ? ?
After that, Merlin and Eggsy (finally) met Harry who was [Amnesia]. It turned out that Mr. Ha was saved by Statesman with high-tech technology, but he lost his memory, thinking that he needed some stimulus to restore his memory before joining the army.
Merlin and Harry Berry tried to pass the Wang Nan flood test to stimulate Harry, but before Harry was drowned, Merlin couldn't hold back and pressed the stop button, and the test failed.
On the other hand, in order to find clues, Eggsy went to the music festival to seduce the task subject and installed a tracker (the very dirty point is that the tracker needs to be stuffed into the girl’s emmm). As a result, before emmmm and the task target, he actually chose to call his girlfriend in the toilet [a curtain separated] to be frank and ask for his girlfriend's consent.
I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Even if you want to emphasize the deep relationship with your girlfriend, you don't have to lower your IQ like this, right? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
All in all, in short, it was a success. At the same time, Eggsy remembered that his girlfriend had bought a dog that resembled JB. He used the dog that resembled Mr Pickle to Harry and pretended to kill the dog, successfully stimulating Harry and regaining his memory.
After that, there was a period of gangsters in the bar, but this time it was Statesman’s whiskey agent (little cowboy, the one with the whip.)
[Skip the first fight against the villain in the middle, which was on the snowy mountain] As a result, Mr. Ha! God and God! It turns out that the whiskey agent is a twenty-five boy! ! ! !
Egg:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? master! Bone spirit is really a good person (bushi)
Me:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Teacher Ha, how did you find out? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
(I really want to complain about it. It is really very unreasonable that the monk Tang and his apprentices are inverted. The master and apprentice hit the bones three times: "Wet father!!! This is obviously a good person!!!!!!" "Idiot!! This is obviously the bones!" !!!”)
In short, Mr. Ha here killed the whiskey without explanation, but the bone spirit·whiskey was saved by Monkey King·Dan with high-tech (again).
Subsequently, the three of Hamidan decided not to act with statesman, and the three went to brush the boss book together.
Soon after arriving at the boss, Merlin drew out a knife and assigned weapons to the two men, the biggest shi in the film appeared for me.
The egg stepped on the mine accidentally. Audience: noooooooo
Mei: I have a way! Audience: yessssss
turned on the spray and sprayed it on the mine, making the two of Hadan run quickly
! I changed myself and stepped on the
audience:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
I was stunned.
After a desperate farewell, in the voice of Merlin singing the country road take me home, Teacher Har glanced at Merlin, Merlin also glanced at Harry, attracted 4 enemies, Merlin let go The foot on the mine blew himself up and died.
I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
I can understand very well that the director wants to create a climax as brilliant as the first headshot shot, and the arrangement of this shot is also very similar. But the cutting of symphony, singing, and rhythm, combined with Merlin's unreasonable death, only made me feel speechless, depressed, and uncomfortable.
In the end, Harry and Eggsy hit the boss. They spent a long time playing the boss's miscellaneous soldiers (which is cool of course). They killed Charlie, killed the two or five whiskeys they were chasing, and saved the world.
In the end, Harry and Eggsy took another look in the original mirror and watched him get married. Yeah, in the end Eggsy and the princess girlfriend got married.
Me:………………………………………….
Anyway, it’s good for you to be happy as the director. Although the final foreshadowing foreshadowed the third episode, perhaps, this one is "enough" for me. That point.
Although the last one is fast-paced, the motivation is also very good? ? ? , But at least it makes me feel good. But this one, in every sense, is not as comfortable as the previous one, as if it was a parody of the first one.
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