The captain is dead

Ima 2021-10-20 17:44:26

Caribbean 5 can be regarded as a dead end again. The success of 1-3 depends on interesting fights, compact plots, plump characters and charismatic villains, of course, as well as the cheeky Captain Jack Sparrow. Unfortunately, by 5 these elements are no longer left. The fight between Jack and Turner’s iron shop in 1, the Escape from Cannibal Island, the Turtle Island Bar Smash in 2, the battle for the treasure box at the end of the world, the wedding in 3, the exquisite and interesting fighting of the first 3 Probably it was possible to shoot fights like this, and 5 also tried to continue this style, but Dong Shi was very embarrassed, only the rotating guillotine had that meaning. The plot of 1-3 is compact, each plot is closely linked to another plot, each character's appearance and each joke promote the development of the story or lay the groundwork for the follow-up, now only the foot-binding cloth seems boring Awkward chat, except for the other characters in the protagonist group, you can delete it without disturbing the plot. 2 hours of story 1 hour is enough. The fullness of the first three characters is amazing, each character has its own personality, and the actors of 5 make people feel like a stage play of a junior high school student at a party, perfunctory and emotionless, such as the witch Lianke Lin Busso’s fur hasn’t been learned. The actress Jing Tian’s baby-like acting is of no use except for the ubiquitous big breasts. The most unfortunate thing is that the previous two groups were so funny that they abandoned the more funny pirate duo. , Leaving the ungrounded navy duo. The villain’s soy sauce, the new boss looks so petty, just like an old woman with crutches and knocks on the floor, whether it is the cunning and ruthless Barbosa in 1 or the domineering and sensual David Jones in 23, or the short but aura In front of the invincible calculating and unparalleled Beckett, I was afraid that it would be difficult to mix with the first mate, and even Xiao Feng could not match it. Beckett's deputy seemed to be enough for him to drink a pot. As for our favorite Captain Jack, he is cheap but full of wisdom. In this movie, Jack’s soul is no longer there. There is only one body, like a cosplayer with high imitation. Bored and incompetent, only cheap is left. Xixi, it's a pity that even this bashful is more vulgar than the previous three movies. Can you imagine Captain Jack constantly asking people to ask for money? Even the lines were dubbed, which confirmed the rumors of alcoholism on the set. Captain Jack's soul is gone, can David Jones return to save the Caribbean?

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Extended Reading
  • Roger 2022-03-22 09:01:19

    There are no surprises in the whole film, and it's a little flat. However, even if Javier Baden plays such a disgusting, hideous and terrifying role, he shouldn't be charming ~ turning into such a ghost will remind him of his face in "Midnight Barcelona".

  • Michelle 2022-03-22 09:01:19

    It felt like Depp, who was too drunk, pulled away the other actors who were acting, and said to the audience, come and give you some drunken punches. Pay for it. I listened to this issue of the villain movie review after watching. Bomi said that the terribly powerful artifact Trident turned out to be a squirt gun hahahahahahaha.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales quotes

  • Uncle Jack: Have I ever told you about the one with the skeleton?

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Yes, you have, many times...

    Uncle Jack: A skeleton goes into a bar, and orders a beer and a mop!

    Captain Jack Sparrow: ...Funny as ever.

  • Uncle Jack: If they disembowel you, ask for Victor, he's got the softest hands.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Thank you!

    Uncle Jack: Mention my name, and they won't cut your feet off.