[A lot of spoilers, warnings, warnings] When the
Women's Federation came up, I was still very nervous. After all, sci-fi and superheroes are not my tea, and there is no my destiny in the protagonist. My favorite in the cast is actually Paltrow, would I say it? Except that Paltrow is actually Miss Si, what do I say? But as a self-respectful person, the number of Xipi movies that can break through the sky after various permutations and combinations cannot be watched with the mentality of watching BG, and the recent courage of friends After swiping the screen, I slowly felt like a passerby and a fan of Dousen, so...
[Otherwise, go and see Kiki]
But Kiki, you are so weak, so weak that I can hold your forehead straight. Fortunately, you are still a god, and you are turned into a mess. After watching the whole game, I changed the subtitle of the Women’s Federation from [Kiki: A Fairy Tale in the Flowers] to [The Birth of a Team Ni Party].
Kiki's appearance at the beginning was quite shocking. bass! The feeling of being shot by a beam of light is great. Then Kiki raised his noble head. Then he grinned open, showing shiny teeth.
what! Where is "EHEHEHEHEHEHE"? Why did he just grin and not smile? ! I was there waiting for him, hehe, but he didn't. Kiki, why not use such iconic laughter? If you laughed, I guess Fury knelt down and cried and begged for mercy [Fog].
But at this time Kiki just didn't laugh, and he hadn't exposed his weak nature. He conquered Hawkeye with his charm, and then everyone ran away together. Then Fury thought, this is not good, this is unscientific, so he pulled the superhero group around to fight monsters.
In Stuttgart, Kiki’s attack on the party’s paradise was like that, the posture, the scarf, the windbreaker, the aura of the admiral from the millions of soldiers, and the multiple auras that forced the audience to kneel down. It makes people want to shout "Long live Jishen!" In the next second, my inner monologue became [Kiki, you are a god, where is your dignity, how can you surrender to this pair of dog men?] . So Kiki's good days were ended by Team Ni. From then on, Kiki fell into the abyss of weakness and was gone forever.
But don't forget, not only is Team Ni on Kiki, but also his chicken nugget brother, Hammer. So the blonde princess appeared and took away his black-haired sister in a thunderous manner, as if she had seen a chicken nugget. In fact, as a passerby of Brother Hammer, he would sigh "So cute" when I see Dou Sen, but I can't do anything else. When I see Brother Hammer, I will sigh "So stupid" but nothing. What else would you do. So I sighed from the beginning to the end in the Women's Federation, Hemsworth, you stupid, no wonder Kiki is unwilling to talk to you...
Next, let's get to the point and broadcast the whole process of abuse of Kiki.
First of all, the US team. The U.S. team is very weak. In the protagonist, except for Kiki, the U.S. team is the weakest. Therefore, the US team did not get the chance of Rikiki, which is a weak punishment for him.
Secondly, Nini. Nini is also very weak, but Nini is very nasty. Kiki was attracted by Nini's anger and went to visit Nini, trying to take Nini as his own. It failed. What did Kiki say when he conquered others? "You have a heart" is the condition, right? So Kiki says you are stupid, Nini is a superficial [dangerous speech forbidden] with only a physical relationship but not a spiritual relationship. As a result, Kiki is anti-lied by Nini with a yellow joke. When Kiki said "It usually works" in frustration, he was so weak that he couldn't look directly at him. At this time, if Qiu Peanut came out and slapped him, I wouldn't think it violated.
Hawkeye again. When Kiki grabbed Hawkeye's arrow with one hand, I still sighed in my heart, "So handsome," but the result was destroyed in the next second. Kiki was exploded by an eagle eye. I cried, okay, you are a god, and they are not even Superhero, but an administrative staff, which strengthened my belief that Qiu Peanut should slap Kiki in the face.
Then hammer brother. In fact, Brother Hammer has been training Kiki in various ways, slapped a few times, and then held his face and said, Let's make up. Then, after being rejected by Kiki, he slapped a few more times, then held his face and said, Let's make up. But Brother Hammer is still extremely unkind. He said in front of people that Kiki is my younger brother, and you are not allowed to bully him. As a result, people said that Kiki killed 80 people, and Hammer immediately changed his words and said that Ya was adopted. Even Hammer dislikes you, what do you do, Kiki, except for inserting a non-poisonous girl's silver needle into your brother.
Finally, the green fat. After reading the Women’s Federation, I found that the film review that said the Hulk can slap everyone to death is absolutely the truth, so the Hulk is the most refreshing. Kiki, you are too weak, and said in a crying voice, "Enough! Lao Tzu is a god! You mortal..." Then he was picked up by Lulu and turned around. In the end it was his turn to lie on the ground and groan. .
Summarize the arguments. In fact, all Kiki’s general offensives in the trailer and interview are deceptive. The Women’s Federation feature film will show you the villain with the most gorgeous lines and the most domineering but the weakest in history. What "I am a god", "I have an army", can't conceal Kiki's nature of being slapped on the ground by Team Ni. It is inevitable for Kiki to be brought back by Brother Hammer to wear a sex mask and to slowly train. For the rest of my life, I will ask my dear brother to raise his hand.
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