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Warning: This is not a movie review, 100% spoiler. My name is Kyle Reese. In the time I lived, due to the rebellion of the artificial intelligence Skynet, the world was dominated by robots, and there was a doomsday scene everywhere. When I was a wife, I was chased to the end by a Terminator, and a man named John Connor rescued me. Since then, I have become his fan. John is the leader of the human resistance army. He taught me various survival skills and cultivated me into a strong man. As his powerful right hand, the revolutionary emotions between us seem to have surpassed friendship (weird). By the way, John also sent me a photo of his mother, which accompanied me through countless lonely spring and autumn (still weird). One night in 2029, we attacked Skynet Base Camp and eventually destroyed their main control center. However, they never expected that they took the lead in sending a T-800 Terminator to 1984, with the intention of killing his mother Sarah Connor before John was born, the woman who made me dream. If this thing succeeds for Skynet, mankind will lose the only leader, the victory tonight will not happen, and the lunch box of my brothers will be for nothing. So John decided to send someone back to protect Sarah Connor and stop Skynet's conspiracy. Of course I took the initiative to take on this task. No one wants to see John his mother with his own eyes (later thinking about it, John deliberately acted as a matchmaker for me). But when I knew that I had to be stripped off, my heart almost collapsed... When I stood naked on the time machine and looked at the ruthless and indifferent eyes of my comrades (I also praise my perfection anyway. Carcass, hello), a familiar face flashed by, isn't this the 11th Doctor Who! What are you doing with the soy sauce character without close-up! Well, it's important to save people, don't care about that much. But when I was teleported, the Doctor Who held down John, trying to assault from behind. The scene was very tense. I only heard John cry out in pain, "Destroy~". I don’t know how to develop later. Got it, hope things are not what I thought. After a blast of thunder and lightning, I successfully crossed and was thrown into a back alley bitterly (can't I appear like a meditator? I fall!). Fortunately, there was a homeless man by the side. In order to solve the current emergency, I had no choice but to snatch his pants. Unfortunately, I met Li Bingxian, who was seduced by a police uniform. Without a word, Obama drew his gun and chased me, driving me to a corner of no one, and then exposed me with mercury-like skin (Huh, what seems to be wrong?). Damn it! It’s the cool Promise numbered T-1000 Limited super-changing-liquid terminator! The bullet didn't hurt him at all! So I ran away and hid in a sportswear store, by the way, I advertised the sponsorship. But the appearance of two rookie policemen made the situation serious, and one of them, who looked more like a passerby, was quickly killed. Just as I was about to be slaughtered, Sarah Connor drove a big truck in time and knocked Ouba into flight with a tail flick. Unexpectedly, the person I wanted to protect saved me first, and I couldn't live without it. In order to regain a city, I told Sarah that Skynet sent a Terminator to assassinate her and I was a tease from John. It should be news of the rescue, but she replied lightly: "I got it all done" ( Mind trauma value MAX), and introduced her "dad"-T-800 to me. Uncle...Hello, uncle, seeing you for the first time...Nani! Although I couldn't figure out the situation, I instinctively picked up the guy and fired at my uncle. As a result, I was beaten up and stunned to the ground. After waking up, Sarah explained the plot of this time and space to me. It turned out that her family was killed by the Terminator when she was 9 years old. Her "dad" saved her and raised her, but sent him. 'S kindhearted people do not want to reveal their identity. Sarah also told me that the small fresh meat T-800 sent by Skynet in 2029 had been killed by them before my crossing, and the body was still in the carriage. Although this script does not follow the routines at all, I have to believe it for the time being, because my uncle took the initiative to cast a friendly smile on me (although it is disgusting). Then we arrived at Sarah's secret base, but T-1000 also followed, and we used our body fluids to resurrect Little Fresh Meat T-800. A fierce battle is inevitable. The blood-filled resurrected little fresh meat T-800 chased me fiercely. Fortunately, I gave off the protagonist's aura in time, and shot his head in a critical moment. And T-1000 is more cunning. It turned into me to let Sarah guess the truth or not. Sarah said to guess your sister, guess I shot it directly, and it turned out to be right for her, and then T-1000 was in sulphuric acid. It was drenched in the rain. After the crisis was over, Sarah and I decided to use the time machine made by my uncle to go back to the future and prevent the birth of Skynet. As I saw some strange images during the journey, I learned that Skynet’s predecessor was the Genisys operating system developed by Cyberdine, so we had to travel to 2017, which is the day before Genisys was launched and destroyed it (why Don’t choose the previous month? The previous year? Don’t care about these details, okay...). Audiences, do you remember the request of crossing? Hey, so shy. Wait, what's the matter with your obscene expression, father-in-law! With another thunder and lightning, We were teleported to a highway (the time machine is so naughty), and because of the protagonist's halo, it's just a trivial thing to be hit by a car. Soon we were sent to the hospital for treatment, and we were questioned by the hanging notes, but no one believed that we were here to maintain world peace, except for one person, although this person looks more like a student who abuses students. He is actually the little policeman who was hunted down by T-1000 with me thirty years ago, but his trust is of no use to us. In the hospital, we unexpectedly met John Connor, who had traveled back from 2029. The picture of mother and son acknowledging each other was a bit offensive, but the more powerful ones are still to come. John accidentally called me daddy when he was talking to me! How is this going! I haven't started with Sarah yet (why did I say still?)! Before I could figure out the situation, the elderly T-800 appeared handsomely with heavy artillery, and knocked my son into the air without saying anything! WTF! Father-in-law, that is your grandson! However, John did not die, his blood could be transformed into nanomolecules and reorganized into his body! It turns out that he has been instigated by Skynet, and has been transformed into a new type of robot to kill you T-3000, come back to ensure the smooth start of Genisys. John's strength is really strong, and his father-in-law can only be beaten by fat. Fortunately, the MRI scanner in the hospital has played a huge role and temporarily controlled John. We took the opportunity to escape from the hospital and returned to the secret base to supply equipment. In the speed contest with the father-in-law and the son-in-law on the loading speed, we frowned, and the earlier discord seemed to have evolved into a different kind of emotion. But soon my unfilial son came, and we had no chance of winning, we had to use full firepower to contain him, and finally blew up the base. Then we picked up a school bus and fled to the Golden Gate Bridge. Our son drove out of the car, rushed to the car and played a peekaboo game with us. It seemed that we wanted to regain the missing childhood. As a result, the entire school bus was beaten by him. Turned over, it rotated 360 degrees vertically in the air, and fell on the edge of the bridge. The moment the school bus fell, my father-in-law rescued Sarah and me in time, but the police had been waiting around. Then we were taken to the police station. During the interrogation, the father-in-law discovered that there was a policewoman who was disguised by John. He did not expect his son to have this habit. The grandfather and grandson scuffled again. The old policeman who looked like a music tutor took the opportunity to rescue us and took us to the top of the building to escape by helicopter. John chased after him, and the battlefield immediately moved into the air. With my Lan Xiang tenth level piloting skills, coupled with the invincibility of my father-in-law, we shot the helicopter driven by John down to the ground. The location of the crash was unfortunately at the Cyberdine headquarters of the research and development Skynet, so let’s blow up the entire company by the way. NS. In the process of installing explosives, Skynet used holographic images to jump out from time to time to brush up on the sense of existence, but we were hit one by one. In the end, John also chased him, and the father-in-law could only bite the bullet and step forward to fight, but due to the disparity in strength, the father-in-law was only beaten. When John was about to KO his father-in-law, we attacked John from behind, and his father-in-law took the opportunity to punch him through the chest with a Pegasus meteor punch and lifted his body into the time machine. It seems that the father-in-law is going to die with John. Although Sarah is reluctant to do so, after all, this is the only way to destroy our evil son. The broken time machine eventually produced a big explosion and destroyed the entire building. Fortunately, Sarah and I escaped in the secret room in time. In the secret room, I confessed to Sarah affectionately, maybe I could do something else, but a liquid robot broke in! It turns out that the father-in-law is not dead! He was thrown out during the scuffle with John, fell into the surrounding metal liquid, and gained a new ability of 72 changes (then please become more handsome, please)! In this way, our family reunited and happily walked on the country road. As for the hopeless son, just assume that I have never given birth (I have never given birth either...). -over-

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Terminator Genisys quotes

  • Garbage Man: [the garbage truck's engine stops] What the hell? Goddamn son of a bitch...

  • [first lines]

    Kyle Reese: [narrating] Before they died, my parents told me stories about how the world once was; what it was like long before I was born; before the war with the machines. They remembered a green world, vast and beautiful, filled with laughter and hope for the future. It's a world I never knew. By the time I was born, all this was gone.

    Kyle Reese: "Skynet," a computer program designed to automate missile defense. It was supposed to protect us, but that's not what happened. August 29th, 1997, Skynet woke up. It decided all of humanity was a threat to its existence.

    [scenes of mass destruction]

    Kyle Reese: It used our own bombs against us. Three billion people died of nuclear fire.

    Kyle Reese: Survivors called it Judgement Day. People lived like rats in shadows, hiding, starving, or worse, captured and put into camps for extermination. I was born after Judgement Day, into a broken world ruled by the machines. The worst were infiltration units that posed as humans. We called them Terminators.

    John Connor: [finding young Kyle in subterranean tunnels] Are there others down here?

    Kyle Reese: And then one man found me. His name was John Connor, and he changed everything. John showed us how to fight back; how to rise up. He freed prisoners. He taught us how to slash the machines to scrap. People whisper about John and wonder how he can know the things he does. They use words like prophet. But John's more. We're here because tonight, he's going to lead us to crush Skynet for good.