So Copernicus is right! Everyone turns when the earth is away!

Giles 2021-10-20 17:37:36

At the beginning, it was the custom of cartoons. It was the same as five minutes before the Spring Festival Gala. The old village chief was organizing the annual Pleasant Quidditch Contest. The protagonist naturally missed the competition because he had already saved the world. The whole arena was peaceful, and almost no one noticed him except his father. This is exactly what Copernicus said: Everyone turns when the earth is away!
Of course he is not idle, he is now an upgraded version, because of the wings! No increase in volume!
Then the little girlfriend came to him, and the buddies said bitterly, my father wants me to be the village head, but I don't want to! All the dicks under the screen see how the life of the second generation is going, right? When we were wondering whether to eat Shaxian snacks or McDonald's, people were already wondering whether to be a village chief!
The little girl said in her heart: Ciao, if you don't become a village head, you will not waste time because of your disability, who can get discounts on the subway in Hong Kong!
Of course, being a village chief is actually the same as putting a girl back home and picking her clothes for the first time. The girl always has to tweak, and of course our male protagonist has to entangle it, which is the same as pulling a papa. Wiping the butt is a manifestation of human civilization.
Then they met the dumbest and cutest dragon hunter in history.... The buddy didn’t catch the dragon, and the situation of his boss was highlighted. Of course, Y’s only advantage is that he is more handsome, so the girls remembered, The handsome guys are unreliable! ! !
Then the buddies quickly went back to report to the father, and the father was shocked when he learned that he immediately began to prepare!
My little buddies have committed the second-generation syndrome again, saying: Father, the world is as beautiful as a flower, it's boring to fight and kill, and the son is willing to sleep with him with his three-inch tongue, oh, no, It's persuasion!
The father ignored him and continued to arrange the work, telling him that the adults should fight and the children should not interrupt!
The little buddies were angry, and threw a sentence that even you and I could fool you and I was afraid of him, so he flew away!
Then the little girlfriend also flew out, the second generation, the two flights are all right.
And when our second generation was lying on the back of the dragon happily and preparing to save the world, he was photographed. I didn't mean to take a sneak shot, but a shot from the sky!
Then the second generation met the person who took him down. The buddy immediately started to prepare to fudge, but the other party did not answer. Suddenly the buddy remembered a question, Y is a foreigner, should speak a foreign language, fuck, this time it's over.
Usually the plot should be reversed at this time...
the mysterious man said: I am your mother!
Then the village head came, and when the future route was discussed, the second generation of his mother began to tweak the classics of human civilization again! At this time the village chief sang a song! It's done!
Therefore, it is better to have a craft at the critical moment when you want to pick up girls! Dicks, don’t sigh that the goddess ignored you, go to KTV anyway, learn 5 of the 10 hottest songs.
The plot here is as warm as it is at the end, but there are still forty-five minutes, it's
probably dead... Then the fight starts, and the two dragon kings fight against each other. I don’t know why I look like 4 elephants. The clams are fighting, and they've been swallowing!
Then, the lucky one was selected, and the old village chief died unfortunately!
The village mayor is very good, on the one hand it sets off the atmosphere, and it also provides a good excuse for the second generation to be the village head. This is like the His girl friday said, which mayor even his mother in order to be re-elected Can be hanged.
The pets of the last two generations got angry, the villain's geoduck was spitting out phlegm, and the villain's geoduck went back into the sea in shame.
Seeing that the general situation is set, the little girlfriend also took the opportunity to come and hug the second-generation mad kiss.
Everyone immediately sang and danced, and no one remembered the death of the old village chief.
So Copernicus is right! Everyone turns when the earth is away!

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Finally, I would advise parents, don’t take your children to watch this movie, the dragon is too cute, if I’m a child, I’m sure to throw away the dog in the house, let Mom get me a dragon and come back to play!




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How to Train Your Dragon 2 quotes

  • Hiccup: [narrating] Yep, Berk is pretty much perfect. All of my hard work has paid off. And it's a good thing, too, because, with Vikings on the backs of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger.

  • [from trailer]

    Drago Bludvist: The dragons are mine now.