There are Zhou Hei Ya, but there are no colored eggs.

Oma 2021-10-20 17:37:35

The kind Autobots who were just enough for a mahjong to be beaten by people, were beaten by robots, and were beaten by aliens... If they were not enough to fight, they would liberate a few mechanical dinosaurs from the aliens and ride them, security, city management, forced demolition. The Office, the Family Planning Commission, Suarez’s soul possessed, and even the Lamborghini boss with a cannon on his face was tortured into scum.
What the director got was a one-page script, as well as a thin phone-like brand placement details and another thin-walled list of actors’ faces, and he accomplished the arduous task entrusted to him by the party and the state. All living and dead objects were displayed as agreed. Trumpchi drove from Guangzhou to Hong Kong, CCB ATM drove from Shandong Dezhou to Dezhou, USA, C'estbon was in Li Bingbing's hands, Zhou Heiya was on the top of the Hong Kong rooftop refrigerator, and Han Geng wore sunglasses "Fuck me." ", Zhao Qian screamed with her umbilical cord exposed...
What kind of plot is forced, slightly hypnotic, and there are more "toilet positions" than Autobots. These are not big shortcomings. What I want to complain most is that Optimus Prime is getting more and more in shape. Demon, chest, thighs and long wasp waist; the heroine's body is getting worse and worse, the first generation of outstanding facial features and exquisite figure also give a vest line, the second generation is not beautiful, but at least the body is certified by Victoria's Secret, this generation, The director can only shoot the legs, and occasionally shakes the camera up and pats his face. After two seconds, the director decides to shake it down and continue to shoot the legs.
Finally, there is a heartbreaking reminder, if there are no eggs, don't sit there and hinder the aunt from cleaning up.

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Transformers: Age of Extinction quotes

  • [Optimus changes from a cab-over to a tanker]

    Shane Dyson: That was insane! It was awesome, but it was insane!

  • Joshua Joyce: I can't believe I'm putting my life in your hands.

    Cade Yeager: You want the alien gun? Take it!

    Joshua Joyce: No, I don't want the alien gun.