Y originally thought that there are no people in Greece, except for a bunch of noisy politicians, they are a bunch of literary and artistic youths. It's okay to get a sculpture, draw a picture, and talk about it. Cross talk, there is a big health care in the bathhouse, no one dares to single him out, but Y forget, there are some awesome Olympic champions in Greece, such as this long-named brother, who was the archery champion of the last Olympics... .
then the old king to hang up, the new king came.
The new king said, I want revenge!
The old king said: You have to become a god!
The new king said that it was not easy, so he took a medicine, and it became so awesome.
Of course, "God Niubi" means "God looks awesome..." The
truly awesome heroine is here-an orphan girl who was traumatized when she was a child, only for revenge (so don't provoke a woman).
She is now The clone of Iran is the Prime Minister of Iran, the chief assassin of Iran, the chief Amazon...
and then she and the new king begin a new round of friendly visits to Greece.
The older brother with a long name was very nervous. He knew it was revenge. He must be finished. So he ran to his unharmonious neighbor Spartak and said that he should be together?
Spartak's answer was simple: Go away...
so buddy thought, this time I can only bite the bullet...
and then started to fight.
The Greek soldiers are all models that A&F retired. They don’t wear armor in battle, and shake their breast muscles everywhere.....
Although there are a lot of people here in Iran, they don’t use their brains when fighting. Generals are all the same way. Number, I worked hard, if you don't believe me, I will show you. So I lost a few games.
The devil was very depressed, saying that we weren't making a romantic drama. I wanted someone to help me with life and death.
When the devil turned on the social software when she was empty in the middle of the night, she found that she was her own for a few kilometers, and appointments with no one would not be good. Until I saw someone with a long name (so the name is very important)
here, the brother with a long name felt that he would not live long, but he was very depressed when he thought that he was still a small place, but recently the Greek anti pornography, go Everyone in the barbershops around him treats him as a snake with slivers.
He also opened the social software in the middle of the night, and the girls nearby were very serious and said that the one who was looking for the chicken would die a little bit farther, and only ten kilometers away from him, a girl said to her: hi.
He replied: Make an appointment. Then he
said: Okay, I will send a boat to pick you up (you know now why the Greek soldiers are shaking milk!) After
a while, the boat is coming, and the long-named brother said, be careful. Fraud!
The long-named brother said heartily, what do you know, Le Diandian got on the boat. (Please understand that he was in a state of insufficient blood supply to his brain.)
When he got on the boat, he wore very simple, similar to Superman, a cloak, and a jump underwear, but as a person in the Greek fashion circle, of course, the American farmer Superman’s autumn clothes The long trousers are omitted.
The devil wore a low-cut prada evening dress and opened a bottle of Lafite.
Then the man found out that the devil's head was fierce (chest),
and then he drew firewood.
When the two of them were like glue, the devil said coquettishly, "Let's play with me in the future!"
In fact, everyone knows that they are talking about fun in bed,
but the long-named buddy is a small place, and I seriously said: Let’s not say, this is about a gun! Why is it going to be born again... The
devil is angry, MB little virgin is not fun and can't speak.
The appointment failed, and the fight started the next day.
The older brother with a long name thought he was awesome when he won the small battle a few days ago.
The devil taught him three lessons:
First, do you know what oil hegemony is! Do you know how the Battle of Chibi was fought hundreds of years later!
Second, do you think you have an Olympic champion? The hammer throw champion is with me!
Third, do you think your archery Olympic champion is awesome? Let me show you what the effect of Amazon's guide arrows plus fire damage is.
Then the buddies are stupid.... The capital is burned.
At this time, the buddies remembered that the neighbor Sparta had a fight with the female devil, and the head of the household was destroyed. (At Wenquanguan-a tourist attraction rich in Japanese-style hot spring eggs) is now an orphan and widow, but there are still There was a land in the house, he went over again and said: Together?
Sparta's answer was simple: Get out (nonsense, you are all gone now, who is still with you, don't you insult others' IQ?)
So the guys had no choice but to fight. The subordinates asked: What are your strategies this time?
The older brother with a long name said: There is no strategy this time. Fighting the Landlords will play a big one. Let's show the card.....It can be doubled!
In fact, he has a plan. He has a genetically modified horse... can swim... I ask Cui Yongyuan if the meat is delicious...
Then he started fighting. The long-named brother used the genetically modified water horse to attack the devil's head. .... In the
fight, the swords of both sides are only 0.01 cm away from the throats of both sides. After a quarter of a second, the masters of the two swords will completely fall in love.
The devil went on to follow the script, ready to turn to romance films.
Let the devil's head stabbed to death with a stab at a small place with a long name! ! ! ! ! ! !
The devil is very confused: your mother is forced! Why don't you say a word after changing the script? This film is not directed by Wong Kar-wai...Fuck, what's the situation? Then he hung up and
said everywhere: Oh, I won, I won!
At this time, the Widow next door came... She had been squatting next to her for a long time. Seeing that the devil's head was not working, she rushed to grab something.
Little said, great, let's go to victory together!
The Widow of Si ignored him and told her men to grab the spoils and move back to the country.
Everywhere said: Rebuilding Greece requires money. Would you like to subscribe for some of our bonds?
Widow Si said: It’s just as rubbish as the bond after 2500 years....
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This film has a simple plot, but the picture effect is too good, the huge moon, the Milky Way, the tits of men and women, and the full screen flying Coca-Cola coming and going...
but the whole film is warm and bright on the Greek side, Iran is dark, obviously on the Greek side. It's the same as the self-defense counterattack station. In fact, the history I understand is that Greece, which advocates liberal democracy, first funded Iran’s opposition forces and created a rebellion in Iran (oh, it seems to be a coincidence). Then Iran’s opposition forces were destroyed by Iran, and Iran came to attack Greece for revenge. . So, there are some things, just ha ha, don’t take it seriously.
PS: The heroine is awesome! The actor is basically a waste. But they both have good chest muscles shaking
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