Hooligans and nerds

Alba 2021-10-13 13:06:09

在学校总有一个在校园里肆无忌惮大笑的坏学生,也总有一个见到喜欢的女生舌头就打结的笨书呆。我们把他叫做Jock and Nerd.

坏学生Jenko又帅又酷,校草一枚,可是除了运动细胞发达,其他成绩次次都是F。笨书呆Schmidt学习得A,但是胖胖土土,穿着中规中矩的衬衫,背着双肩包,只会在女生面前咧着嘴展示银光闪闪的钢牙套。

一直以为,两人没什么交集,偏偏毕业后在警校成为拍档,果然是基情小说的好题材。一个肌肉男帮胖书呆体训,叫他起床,带他跑步;胖书呆帮肌肉男温书,拿到成绩后,两人碰拳庆贺。后来幻灯片上现出两人的合影,一个阳光健朗,一个可爱温和,完全的情侣照feel。

恩……不知道为什么,最近的影片都喜欢若有若无地暗示男男之爱。近到同档上映的This means war里,Tuck 和Frank时不时互讲“I love you";远到热播的福尔摩斯TV剧里,华生和福尔摩斯大人之间的小互动。甚至来本片友情客串的Jonny Depp在临死前,也对搭档说了几句让腐女们想入非非的话。

我很阴谋论地猜想,同性恋团体是不是有一项专款,专门投在在影视作品中,润物细无声地培养公众对同性之爱的认同度。不然,同性之爱在这个世纪怎会如此来势汹汹,所向披靡?就连英国这个基督教国家都开始把认同同性婚姻提上议案。我有时不知道是该为整个社会的自由度鼓掌,还是为人类的繁衍和信仰表示担忧。咳,我有时候科幻小说看多了,就喜欢想想人类的未来,很是吃饱了撑得。

咳,跑题啦,继续剧透。Jenko和Schmidt一个因为成绩,一个因为女生,都把高中生活看做自己的噩梦,好不容易逃之夭夭,却又因为一段欢乐无厘头的警员行动,被上司踢到21 Jump Street做卧底警察。两人不得不换回当年高中生的行头,到充满伤心回忆和少男少女的校园抓毒贩。然后发现⋯⋯

Haha, and then discovered that the popularity of hooligans and bookworms on campus in the 80s was completely adjusted in the 21st century! Poor Jenko is still on the way to school to teach Schmidt 1234 points on how to be cool on campus. This film review can also be regarded as a popularization of the current European and American campus culture: the one-shoulder backpack is no longer useful, and the backpack is re-popular; it must be environmentally friendly; it is not gay when playing black people in public places; boys who can play the piano are better Slam dunks are more popular.

While watching the movie, I have to sigh with emotion, Hill’s weight loss is really effective. Looking at his early movie stills, he is really different from Schmidt in the movie, from a dead fat paper to a cute little fat man. . When it comes to skin appearance, I can't just praise the little fat guy, but I also have to praise our handsome guy Channing Tatum, who really didn't have a good figure and face shape.

The first work I saw was Step up, which danced very well. Seriously, Tatum is more handsome when he is younger. Therefore, movies are the most complicated things. They can not only record the most beautiful moments of actors, but also allow the audience to watch their idols grow old one by one on the screen. Fans who like handsome men and beautiful women must look for the opportunity to watch Step up. This film also made Tatum and the heroine married in real life. I think they must treasure this DVD in their home.

Watching Tatum's superb dance skills from the beginning, to the affectionate forbearance in The vow, and then to the hilarious spoofs in this 21 Jump Street, there is always a feeling of "my family has grown up as a boy". I think comedy films are the most challenging acting. It is really not easy to make all kinds of tricky audiences laugh from beginning to end. This is why I always like Hill, no matter if he is fat or chubby.

If you want to have a hilarious laugh in the theater, I recommend this one, but I remind you that there are various swear words in the film.

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Extended Reading
  • Bernardo 2022-03-21 09:01:07

    Fei Pian'er~~ Johnny depp almost can't recognize it

  • Favian 2022-04-22 07:01:02

    You can yy about what tasks will you perform in high school and so on. . .

21 Jump Street quotes

  • Eric Molson: Get in the fucking car now!

    Jenko: Not until you ask nicely.

    Eric Molson: Please get in the car.

  • Jenko: I would choke the shit out of Glee if I could... if Glee was a person.