It's time for pollution-free complaints again, yeah~

Chris 2021-10-20 17:34:52

It's not that I don't want to write serious comments. Every time you write serious comments, you rush to finish it. That's true~

You won't understand the grief and indignation corner of talent that has nowhere to vent.

Speaking of the previous: I haven’t seen a musical before and I don’t plan to watch it, just watch it as a movie version of a foreign Spring Festival Gala, please don’t use a musical to argue with me that XXX is not XXX, what is really awesome is XXX... I don’t have any. Noble artistic accomplishment, can I admit that it is not enough ==

———— I am the dividing line from the beginning of Tucao————————————————

1. Even if Uncle Wolf frustrated to the beginning of the beard pull The scum clothes are ragged and fall into the stinky ditch, Chen Xiang's face is full of Chen Xiang, his lips are still rosy and moving as always... I can’t help but remind me of Uncle 007 Dan’s "If I choose someone to do the basics, I will choose to take a break, because his small mouth is always pink. Tender and tender, with a layer of pearly lip balm... (囧)"

2. Originally, I thought Uncle Wolf was the most singable one in it, but it turned out... Um... Anyway... I still love him very much anyway. .

3. The part of Annie's I DREAMED A DREAM is really a huge tear bomb. I'm absolutely guarded against drinking a drink, looking at the phone, missing Kaneshiro Takeshi, distracting, or not blocking me from crying. The actors and actresses sing so well, they are both exquisite and emotional, but also take into account the close-up of the camera from the beginning to the end to make expressions, you don't want to black her out.

4. Before I watched it, everyone was complaining about Russell Crowe’s poor singing. I didn’t have this feeling 20 minutes before the movie started. I thought everyone was acting hard again, but after STARS sing, I know where the distance is— - I've been waiting the whole song as if Yu Jun Jian old wet tiptoe highest impact sound like a magnificent climax when Ode to the motherland, the result until he finished singing I know climax has passed ......

5, Annie sold the girl body lying in the box, I was busy blocking my tears while sighing: The girl still didn't forget to put on the new blush of the season at this time. The orange-red is so beautiful and it really makes the skin white... Go home and Taobao decisively.

6. Ai Penny's waist was so thin that people and gods were angry. When she appeared on the stage, the girls and uncles around me all commented-this girl is good, why not the heroine? It seems that the 20,000 enthusiasts who hate women are a universal truth from Grandma Zhang Ailing.

7. The freckles of the small freckles are magnified on the screen. They are really the size of the head, and then gathered together like the Milky Way. Although this is still very cute, you see that I really don’t black them~

8. The sewers. Duan I did not spit it out based on the last polite bottom line in public places. Thinking about it this way, Maris is still very happy. I don’t know that I have been in the shit pile several times before, so many times, my whole face has been soaked in... Oh no, I’m going to throw up again

. At that time, I gave close-ups many times, but when I get a close-up of Uncle Wolf’s face, I have to close-up the little freckled butt by the way, and the screen full of butt is dangling like this... I was in the last artistic heart to hold back. The scene commented on the freckles' beautiful buttocks index like this.

10. Looking beyond the heart of elementary school students who admired and read world famous books, Hugo Lao Shi is really a male version of Qiong Yao in the 1800s, or Taiwan's nine-point-dang local drama series of women's flowers, or a European version of eager creator. Excluding the descriptions of local customs (so that half of the original work should be gone ==) and religious sentiments, the whole story is the challenge of "Who dares to be more miserable than me". The only difference is to quote the original of my high-quality roommate, Hu Thin-legged. In other words, "I long to abuse Liu Huifang only, and the miserable world is to abuse everyone, including Jean Valjean." It's so annoying that even the villain died so uneasy and pitiful! Hugo is so wet!


Okay, I have enough to make up ten, almost that's it. Anyway, there will be a hundred times of anti-tucao to drown me in the future = =+

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Les Misérables quotes

  • Constable 1: Monsignor, we have your silver. We caught this man red-handed. He had the nerve to say you gave him this.

    Bishop: That is right.

    [retrieving two silver candlesticks and giving them to Valjean]

    Bishop: But my friend, you left so early; surely something slipped your mind. You forgot I gave these, also. Would you leave the best behind?

  • Enjolras: And here he comes like Don Juan

    Enjolras: It is better than an opera