Carnival of the Old Undead

Jose 2021-10-20 17:33:37

I didn’t even watch a Stallone film before I followed up with "The Expendables 2". I
didn’t catch up with the good times when the uncles were so prosperous, and
I would sigh with hypocrisy in the future that life is just like the first time I saw it. ,
I just remembered the old faces with sagging skin.

With psychological preparation, it is a nostalgic series of once doomed action stars.
As a dedicated audience, he
lays his blood in advance,
accumulates adrenaline, and
adjusts to an exciting mode,
ready to follow the needs of the plot at any time.
The advantage of such a 100% dedication is that it can derive all kinds of imagination.
For example, many plot scenes seem to me to be a combination of three classic games-"Contra", "Tank Battle" and "Street Fighter".
A muscular man with a machine gun, a
rampaging tank, and
a close fight with violent
tricks. The key is that all the old men in the death squad have secretly found out the trick to life. No
matter how you fight , you won’t die. It’s
strange if you don’t pass the customs. .
So I felt sorry for the youngest and handsome post-90s wife. After
showing off the stunts of sharpshooter and Scud, after
exposing the love of the mountain alliance and each other, after
talking about the bitter life experience, in
order to fulfill the old undead team's vengeance and fighting spirit, he died.
This is like a warm-up session for holding newcomers before a concert.
Although the elderly group is the highlight,
it is also necessary to attract young audiences.

The next step is to have fun all the way.
Now that you know that you can't die , you have no scruples.
It doesn’t matter if the enemy is numerous or widowed, and it doesn’t matter if the bullet is shot.
Because there will suddenly appear a legendary god who has died to help clean up the enemy;
it doesn’t matter if it’s blocked by the collapsed boulder,
because the person who once yelled "I will be back" still I really watched the opportunity to come back again and again;
it doesn’t matter
if I watched that the enemy is about to get on the plane and get away with it, because no matter how much time I watch , I can always leave enough leeway to be sure to complete the protagonist’s work. Individual duel show.

In addition to the machos of different shapes, there is also a sturdy Mushroom.
Crowded in a bunch of smelly lords can only roll their eyes from beginning to end,
this kind of self-reliant, no need for protection, strong independence, broad knowledge, and adaptable females are commonly known as female men.
It is a pity that in order to highlight that Grandpa Shi's sword is not old, the
wild lily also has spring, and the female man also secretly promises her heart.
At the end, when Yu Nan pretended to say "If you want me to stay, I will stay", it's a pity for this girl. As expected,
Master Shi thought for a while and said that people who are with me will follow the danger. The shit reason was prevaricated.
As everyone knows, the girl has already said clearly that you don’t need to protect her like a babysitter, but can help you. In the
end , she can only pretend to be indifferent and pretend to say "Call me when you think of me in the future." .
Pooh! It's strange to have a phone call!
This is definitely the bitterness of all the girls who have a manly heart.
Maybe Ren Shi turned his head to feed each other donuts with other little girls.
So at this critical moment of a lifetime,
even if you can’t make it into someone’s arms and cry, pear blossoms crying "Ouba! Ouba! I can't live without you Smecta!",
you have to be affectionate. Maimai said shyly: "Please promise me a request before you leave-let me be your donut~"

One thing I appreciate more is the occasional gag, all kinds of self-deprecating, and mutual ridicule, which makes
me smile. There is a kind of self-criticism that I have already vomited and vomited, how can you still feel my feet!
A bunch of people who have not forgotten to do their best to bring joy to everyone when they are old,
why should we always take a critical eye, why not enjoy it happily~

Another: about the donuts in the film There is a plot where everyone is talking about what they most want to eat for the last meal before death. I can't remember if Shi Ye was talking about doughnuts. Anyway, when I saw this scene, I happened to be eating doughnuts.

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The Expendables 2 quotes

  • [Lee's cell phone rings]

    Barney Ross: [mockingly] "Hello, darlin'."

    Lee Christmas: Hello, darlin'.

  • Vilain: [to Billy] Are you afraid of me?

    Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: No, I'm not.

    Vilain: You should be.

    [Hector quickly props a knife against Billy's chest and Vilain kicks it into his chest]