When I just came out of the cinema, the zero-point premiere of "Snow White and the Hunter" was actually full of seats. Although the entire cinema was just like a student charter, the high school students were ganging together, but I still had the mentality that I was just watching Theron. Cheeky saw the end.
but. . I really can't help but complain. The following serious spoilers. All right. I know you all knew the plot ten years ago.
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1. This movie. . . The alias is called "Unreliable to the point where you can't handle it", okay! In the fairy tale, the princess was resurrected because the poisonous apple he ate was knocked out when he was transported into the coffin. Even if the probability of such a thing is only 0.01, well, it's reasonable. In the movie, the hairy apple was eaten, and the hunter shed a tear on the face of the dead and he was resurrected! ! This probability! ! Do you think you are Shui Bingyue saving the night gown mask! ! It shouldn't even be the power of love! ! The prince never resurrected after kissing! ! Could it be that the ending is not that the prince and the princess live happily together but the princess and the Uncle Hunter! At the last second, I suddenly understood that this is clearly a journey to "Twilight", okay! ! The plot of the second part is there! ! It was Snow White falling in love with the hunter while the prince was out for war, and the third part called Snow White, what to do with an unexpected pregnancy! ! ! In addition, such an aura and clever queen actually has a mentally retarded younger brother with a Spark hairstyle! ! director! You are so naughty! ! And the princess escaped and a random white horse was sitting there. This kind of breathless plot can only make people vomit blood and die! !
2. This movie. . . Even if you ruin the fairy tale, you actually said with conscience that Theron is not as beautiful as Snow White! This mirror really doesn't have eyes! Covered with a piece of gold cloth, you think you are invincible in the world? ! I am so embarrassed to say that the bitter gourd with facial paralysis is so serious that Snow White who can never close her mouth can be more beautiful than Theron? When watching a movie, I am really worried that if KS’s mouth does not close, he will fall out, but it’s okay, except that her two front teeth have been exposed to the cold, and there is no need for her breasts. The ass figure is wrapped in a thick white skirt, especially with the charm of the white iphone4. She played very well. She won the theater's teenage audiences with bursts of snickers and ridicules, which made up for the unreliable low score of the overall plot of the movie. .
3. This movie. . . It's okay to make Theron so ugly because it is a plot need after all, but it turns Simmon Pegg's good friend Nick Forst into a dwarf! ! Check if the other one is a T-bag! ! !
4. This movie. . . Let Nick be a dwarf, even if it's a dwarf, it's an ancient nerd, but this script is written by Guo Jingming at all! ! ! ! Yes! ! ! The most intolerable thing is that you want to destroy your Snow White fairy tale. I definitely can't stop it, but how embarrassing you are to copy the entire "Princess Mononoke" by Hayao Miyazaki! ! ! ! A village full of women! ! Finally the village was burned! ! Ride a white horse through the forest! ! If wolves are willing to be ridden by KS, do they have to get them! ! ! The next thing is even more terrible! ! The dwarf I met was actually in the same tone of voice as the dwarf in "You"! ! ! Then I also learned to wear a wild boar skin mask from the short uncle of "You"! ! ! Copy everything without context! ! ! The beautiful jungle has bare-ass elves! ! ! You think people are hairless and your whole hairy tree elves is not a copy! ! ! Isn't it as cute as the original tree elves! ! ! Then the lake! ! ! White Antlers! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Then the dwarf actually said at this moment, "Snow White is the incarnation of life"! ! It was only then that I realized that even the idea of attracting people to stay young was a special copy of "You"! ! ! ! Then the beast was suddenly shot by an arrow and the audience exclaimed! I had to think in silence. . . Your sister I knew this thing was going to die right now. . . And I thought it would be bloodier to beheaded. I didn't expect it to be pierced and then it fell apart. . . Compared with the monsters in Princess Mononoke, it's weak, so you don't need to face to face to fight against it! ! ! ! For those students who can't copy the scores for this kind of homework, you say! ! ! you say! ! ! What can you say! ! Just vomit blood and fall to the ground! ! ! !
All right. Tucao is over. Then you will definitely think, huh, can you go to the premiere of this kind of brain damage film, can you still vomit for someone with such a brain damage film code so many words, brain damage!
So, let's hide it.
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