The male protagonist with a cigarette every three minutes, he is a psychic, he can see demons and angels, he knows that God exists, but if you don’t believe him, there is a heaven if there is a God, he also knows that heaven is a good place, and he wants to go to death. .
But if you don't believe in God, who let you go to heaven? So the male protagonist used his brains, and his mind was not enough to get together! He decisively pulled a group of friends and started killing the devil!
After killing the devil for many years in this way, he went to the hospital for an examination and found that he...had lung cancer.
He ran to the church to find the Archangel Gabriel who was working in the mortal world! Ask why I died so early! I have worked for you for so long, and there is hard work without credit! By the way, leader, can I go to heaven?
Gabriel replied: Well, there is nothing I can do about two things. You see, if you don't believe in God, you can't go to heaven. As for your early death, it is really not our fault, just because you have 30 cigarettes a day from the age of fifteen!
Then the male protagonist met the female protagonist very cliché to help her see if her sister, who jumped from the building under the control of the devil, was convicted of suicide because she could not go to heaven because of suicide, but her sister’s only dream in her life is to go to heaven. The actor went to hell to see the psychic, and the younger sister was indeed in it! The evil heaven review system!
At this time they discovered that Satan's son was coming to the world! So the slayer who has been working hard for a lifetime is working again! …If I’m vulgar, I’ll leave it alone. If the boss doesn’t pay (going to heaven), it’s better to find Satan and see what price he pays.
The son of Satan can only be born through the human body, so the heroine is undoubtedly captured, and the son of Satan is about to be born! The hero rushed to the place and easily stubbed the possessed heroine. Theoretically, the heroine had been exorcised, but the heroine still did not move. He realized that this matter seemed to be endless, so he summoned Gabriel.
Gabriel appeared pia! One foot stepped on the white face of the hero! Said: I have worked for God for so long, and I have been censoring my soul for thousands of years, but I have no regrets or regrets, and I have made contributions to Heavenly Father. But your grandchildren are too much. You can go to heaven if you commit a crime of murder and arson. I think the approval system established by the boss is unreasonable, and I am very dissatisfied!
I thought about it again. This is a story of senior civil servants dissatisfied with the policies of their superiors.
The civil servant of Gabriel had pondered for hundreds of years, and realized that the price paid by these people is not high enough, then I will let them pay the price! They have to suffer!
So she wanted to summon the son of Satan. When the sons of Satan come to the world, they will be purgatory. This group of grandchildren will suffer! After suffering enough to meet Gabriel's standards, she was willing to send them to heaven. It's just like going to the West to suffer ninety-nine-eighty-one hardships. What do you think this is the picture? The humans paid the price, miss you, can you eat two more bowls of rice?
Gabriel easily beat the male protagonist to half death and was about to cut the female protagonist so that he could deliver the son of Satan. The male protagonist was very anxious, so he summoned Lucifer, which is Satan.
Don't talk about anything else, what level are you in the end, you are a god and demon in the platoon, you have to listen to your announcement?
Satan with a slick and slippery back head appeared at the speed of the witch's house! First of all, I had a warm and friendly conversation with the actor who was bleeding on the ground: ah ha ha ha ha you are going to belch, I can take your soul personally!
The actor said: Your son is there, he is about to give birth.
Satan was taken aback. He rushed to drive his son from the heroine back to hell, and smiled embarrassingly with everyone: ha ha ha, you see children are always disobedient...
so the thing is roughly like this, the son ran into the world to complete the father’s unfinished His dad signed a contract with God, and no one is allowed to directly interfere with the affairs of the world. It depends on whether these mortals end up with evil over good or good over evil. Those who win the gamble will take away people’s money. soul. And if the Demon King’s son is born, even if Party B (the devil) directly intervenes in the world, Party A (God) will win.
How to put it, maybe playing cards is really difficult to meet the needs of the two bosses to kill time, why not try Three Kingdoms...
For this game to be played well, fair and lasting, Lord Satan is based on Fierbo Lai's principle decisively sent back his son who was arrogantly under the table. Lord Satan! What an open and upright man!
The frank and upright Satan said, brother, you save me once, and I will let you live longer. The protagonist says wait, I'll go with you, as long as you give the heroine's sister's review form to the heaven for improvement.
Satan said that it was okay, and the matter was settled in an instant, and he happily dragged the leading actor face down.
Halfway through the drag, he couldn't move. The actor's head was so hard that he turned the tiles up. Satan dragged it several times and didn't move it. Why don't you know that you can lift it up and walk? Lord Satan, the two-pole man who entered the city gate across the bamboo pole...
At this moment, the holy light was shining all over! God is coming! Satan was horrified to find that the male protagonist began to rise to the sky in the holy light. The cunning God deceived the blind Satan who did not read the contract carefully. He must write [self-sacrifice>suicide] in the corner with the smallest small print at the beginning of the contract. So the hero finally earned him a ticket to heaven for the sacrifice of the heroine's sister who had never met before! congratulations!
Satan was deceived, and he regretted that he did not read every moment of the contract carefully. Satan is eager to be wise! He desperately inserted his hand into the actor's lungs and dug out every drop of tar and necrotic tissue in his lungs! The precision of its ten fingers is enough to make any scalpel ashamed!
Satan crossed his hands full of black oil and laughed: You can't die! You are out of heaven now! Live!
As long as you are alive, you will always commit crimes, and the ticket to heaven may be lost by the actor in a flash of thought. Satan, who finally understands the term contract extension, firmly believes that he will always succeed, because humans will always commit crimes, as long as they are given enough time to be tortured by life.
If the soul cannot be harvested, God withdraws. But before he left, he didn't forget to deal with Miss Gabriel, a civil servant who was ineffective in doing things, and he burned her wings. In heaven, it probably means dismissing and investigating, and you will be able to bear it later.
Satan also withdrew, and the actor did not kill Gabriel, the culprit, but turned around and walked away. Gabriel held up two broken winged roots like Orleans roasted chicken and shouted to him excitedly: After all, you are still good! This is your own choice!
……I am a top civil servant who is really dedicated and insists on his ideal position, and I can't help but tears of admiration.
So the actor survived so healthily!
The next thing is very simple. After you and the heroine were on the rooftop, the hero habitually took out a box from his pocket and threw a...quit smoking gum in his mouth.
The film is over.
In short, it is a movie about the correctness of smoking is harmful to health / the darkness of the officialdom of heaven / the lack of common sense of hell / the big Gabriel civil servant who has worked hard and died / and the correctness of "Go to heaven and find the devil"...
Thank you for watching, 88 .
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