Hello everyone, I'm here to complain

Michel 2021-10-20 17:31:32

First of all, I declare that I am definitely not reporting the vicious psychology of coming to black this drama, or the male protagonist is too old and the female protagonist has too many wrinkles, or the vicious psychology of being frightened by the show. In fact, the play has already been included in one of the repertoires I am going to follow this year, and I have plans to follow along.
Tucao is an attitude, spit it out, it is more joyful.
Reverse vomiting is welcome.
Slot one: basement. What do you say? Ninety percent of American horror dramas take place either in the basement or on the way to the basement. Okay, I made this up. . . Anyway, everyone has seen similar plots many, many times. The basement, as a poor Chinese who lives in a suite, has to envy watching the male and female protagonists enter and exit the magical basement, passing by, passing by, passing by again. There is a dimensional space in the basement. Anyone who enters and exits at will will die. However, the heroine and their daughters have the protagonist's halo, and it will be fine at most to be scared. Please don't imitate passers-by.
Slot 2: Those who believe in passers-by have eternal life. I think that even if they are so nervous that they know that there are homicides, they can’t afford to buy a house. When they find that there are often strange incidents in their homes, there are weird people waiting for them, and they even find that their home is famous in the city. After the murder house, shouldn’t you be a little curious about Baidu’s history of your house? Maybe you will find a lot of familiar faces at home. . .
Slot 3: Do not move. The considerate gynecologist said that pregnant women should not move because it is not good for their health. But I don’t think the doctor said, don’t move, even if there are strange incidents in your house, you were almost kidnapped and killed, even if your house is a famous murder house, you must live properly, dear! Which is worse for pregnant women, there should be a difference. . . .
Finally spit a slot! I'm going to break out! I really can't stand the heroine's face that botox hits so much that her face is expressionless and the whole world owes her 10 million, fearful, vigilant and unforgettable face of class struggle! ! !

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Extended Reading
  • Ruben 2022-03-25 09:01:06

    Dessert after a meal, a must-see before going to bed.

  • Ike 2022-03-24 09:01:22

    Okay, in fact, people and ghosts are not separated

American Horror Story quotes

  • Sally Freeman: [after Ben presses the "Record" button on his tape recorder] He's going through with it and there's nothing I can do to stop him. We're supposed to sign the papers next week and that's it. 23 years gone with the stroke of a pen. I'm so upset. And I wonder if I'll ever be able to love or be loved again.

    Dr. Ben Harmon: What was the reason your husband is seeking the divorce?

    Sally Freeman: He says I'm very boring. I've tried to converse with him on a variety of subjects. Sports, for instance. I've even learned the names of Football teams he follows. Let's see; there's the Chargers, the 49ers, the Raiders, the Sea Hawks up in Seattle. That's the West Coast. And the Cardinals, they're in Arizona. I memorized them for him. I'm very good at memorization. I can still name the states and all of their capitols which I learned in the 6th grade. My memory helps with my work. I'm an accountant by trade, but I'm branching out into taxes.

    [All this time, Ben goes from listening to spacing out due to Sally's boring rambling]

  • Billie Dean Howard: I think we're gonna get a pickup on my Lifetime pilot. And as soon as we do, I wanna bring you on as my guest.

    Constance Langdon: I can't focus on your... career right now. I maybe looking at a rather Earth shattering situation.

    Billie Dean Howard: Could we be talking menopause baby? Why am I seeing baby pictures?

    Constance Langdon: Tell me... What happens when a human... copulates with someone from the spirit world?

    Billie Dean Howard: Spirits aren't known for their potency.

    Constance Langdon: Yes, but... what if there is, in fact, a conception?

    Billie Dean Howard: You do know about the box? The Pope's box?

    Constance Langdon: What the Hell are you talking about?

    Billie Dean Howard: When a new Pope has been chosen and the bells of St. Peter's chime, he is shown into a small chamber next to the Sistine Chapel. They call it the room of tears, named for the sublime mixture of joy and sorrow that he must contemplate at this moment. He is brought a key to this box. It has been said that this box contains the ultimate secret. It holds the secret of the end of the world.

    Constance Langdon: Oh, for Christ's sakes, Billie Dean, the cameras aren't rolling in here. Will you just cut to the chase?

    Billie Dean Howard: This piece of paper reveals the precise nature of the Antichrist. A child born of human and spirit will usher in the end of times. It is the essence of evil... a perversion of the Immaculate Conception.

    Constance Langdon: What are you talking about?

    Billie Dean Howard: Oh, come on, honey. The Holy Ghost merely whispered in the Virgin Mary's ear and she begat the Son of God. If the Devil's going to use a human womb for his spawn, he's gonna want a little more bang for his buck.