I'm going to send out the piglet to sell the cute index: ★★★★★
The biggest cute point of the film is the "persecuted paranoia" agent Marvin played by Markovic. At the beginning of the film, Willis was inexplicably hunted down. They took their girlfriends to find Marvin. At Marvin's house, they reasoned that the killing should have originated in the Guatemala incident many years ago, and the person who pursued them was the CIA assigned by the government. At this moment Marvin suddenly stood up excitedly and shouted to Willis’s girlfriend: "Do you know what's going on in this country!!" The girlfriend said: "Everyone wants to kill us?" The situation is critical, but Marvin is Yang Tian roared: "I didn't expect that I would have a chance to shout these words again in this life!! I'm going to dispatch my piglet!!!" The camera switched, Marvin was eating breakfast while observing the enemy's situation with a binoculars, sitting next to him. sitting in his cute little pink pig toy, toy hidden in a machine gun, agent Marvin is so wedded to their camouflage and weapons do ......
old agents are always blaming each other to sell Meng index: ★★★★
movie At the end, the few people who had survived drove home and ate muffins together. At this time, Brian Cox said to Willis, "You still owe me a favor, just go to the Republic of Moldova to deal with a small nuclear incident." Then, with an explosion, the camera switched to the Republic of Moldova, between Willis pushing a small cart and running wildly on the grass. In the car was Markovi, who was wearing a golden wig and a pink flower skirt disguised as a village woman. Qi, there are thousands of Moldovan soldiers behind them, and small mushroom clouds with bombs constantly rising around them. While running for their lives, the two complained: "Moldova is rotten!!"
Lao Jianghu is like this to molest women’s cuteness index: ★★★★
The agent Joe Matheson played by Morgan Freeman is almost 80 years old. He is suffering from cancer and now lives in Louisiana. Nursing home. In order to have fun in the boring nursing home time, this uncle, who used to be a serious man, even pretended to be weak. He squatted in front of the TV with a sad face, pretending to be unable to do so. At this time, the nurse heard the sound and asked, "Is it broken again?", Morgan Freed with age spots on his face. Man said helplessly: "Yes, maybe only you can fix it." Then he walked back to his sofa tremblingly. The moment he sat down, he praised Miss Nurse's buttock with satisfaction and joy: "yeah~!perfect!". During the period, the nurse asked him wonderingly: "Why do you have to watch this old TV?" It seems that Uncle Freeman has done this more than once. Always
pretend to sell cuteness index: ★★★
CIA’s work always brings various occupational diseases to employees, or transfers the CIA spirit to the family like the old man in "Meet Father-in-Law". The whole family is nervous, or they are always at work like Marvin Boggs, the character played by John Malkovich in "Red Flames", and feel that they will be assassinated at any time. In order to ensure his safety, in addition to not staying outdoors, not being exposed in the open, and opening his door to the trunk of the car, Marvin also likes to use the most effective and most gratifying tricks of the CIA staff. To protect yourself, that is: disguise, blend with the surrounding environment like a chameleon. In Florida he had to dress up as a tropical bush, and in Virginia he had to dress up as a colorful shrub. In addition, he always wore a big plastic bag to prevent being splashed with blood.
Interpersonal relationships are sometimes really complicated. Selling cuteness index: ★★★
It is still derived from the creed of "can't trust anyone". The MI-6 department where the special agent Victoria, played by Helen Mirren, once worked, does not allow "office romance" between employees, but he is young. Helen Mirren still fell in love with the agent Ivan Simanov played by Brian Cox. In order to test Helen Mirren’s loyalty to the department, her superiors assigned her to kill Cox, of course if If you don't kill him, you die by yourself. In desperation, Helen Mirren fired three shots at her lover. Of course, these were three non-lethal shots. Cox also judged that Mirren still loved him deeply. Decades later, when the two met again, both of them were in their twilight years. Cox came to rescue Willis at a critical moment. When he saw Mirren, he called her "Little Bunny" in Russian, Willis. Shocked and asked on the spot: "Did he just call you a little bunny?" Helen Mirren's eyes flickered and exclaimed: "Interpersonal relationships are sometimes really complicated..."
Retired agents are the most annoying and cute index: ★★★
Although he has been retired for many years, when his former colleagues came to visit, everyone still asked the last sentence "Are you here to kill me?" When Willis sneaked into the CIA building to obtain the Guatemalan archives, Marcovi Qi was in charge of driving outside the building, but when Willis escaped from the building, he saw a gun on Markovic’s head with a bunch of cotton to stop a nosebleed. Morgan Freeman pushed Driving the door, it seems that the two have already experienced a powerless duel after they reunited. After getting in the car, the defeated Markovic asked strangely: "Is it possible to drive?" Morgan Freeman said frivolously: "Go on, and there is no gun on your head." Markovic drove the car angrily, "Retired old agents are the most annoying..." The
old people often swear and sell cuteness index: ★★
Helen Mirren (Helen Mirren) played the agent Victoria (Victoria) looking for big During the BOSS action, he was arranged to stay with Bruce Willis’s favorite girl. During the action, Helen Mirren, who had always been fond of Willis, said to the girl: “I’ve known Willis for so many years. Seeing that he took this girl so seriously, if you hurt his heart, I will kill you and bury you in the forest!" The girl listened to the embarrassment, and the old agents really love to talk hard!
Retired tough guy raising avocados to sell cute index: ★★
Bruce Willis (Bruce Willis) played the senior CIA agent, General Frank Moses (Frank Moses) is well-trained, brave and good at fighting. During his tenure, he always thought that the CIA was a head and blood. The image of a tough guy appeared, and countless CIA juniors regarded him as a model for learning. However, when the hot-blooded man retired, his life alone, the empty big room and the increasingly serious backache and leg cramps made him feel lonely and lonely. A generation of brave and tough guys can only raise a small avocado in a glass, and use this as a topic to strike up a conversation with their favorite girl. When the girl asked on the phone: "How's your avocado?" Bruce Willis immediately said slyly: "It has two leaves..." The girl happily said, "Yipee!" Willis got it. Great psychological satisfaction.
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