Satan tells us: smoking is harmful to health

Earl 2021-10-20 17:29:25

Keanu Reeves is a psychic who can see angels and demons hidden in the world, which makes him painful, and because he has tried suicide, he cannot go to heaven. He numbed himself by smoking hard in the movie, and finally got the advanced stage of lung cancer. At this time, he discovered that Satan's son had colluded with his father and the archangel Gabriel to go to the world, so he had no choice but to find Satan as a kid. Report, the price is that one's soul belongs to Satan. Satan went to clean up his son and Gabriel, but Keanu Reeves was carried away by God, and when he left, he extended his middle finger to Satan.

A closer look. In this film, the people on the heaven side are untrustworthy guys. The archangel Gabriel is played by Tilda Swinton. He has a very good temperament, but he often swears, such as'You're fucked'. The whole lunatic. Although God did not appear formally, he was very dark-bellied and abandoned the archangel and stole Reeves. Looking at hell again, although Satan’s son is naughty, Satan, the father, is the most trustworthy person in the film. In the end, God and Keanu Reeves put together Keanu Reeves. The lungs of terminal cancer were changed to restore his health, and he was stretched his middle finger.

Looking deeper, the theme of this film has nothing to do with religion, just one sentence: smoking is harmful to health. Keanu Reeves was smoking and coughing from start to finish. What he shot in the film was also a billboard that "smoking is harmful to health", and the shareholder of the tobacco company is Satan. But does this also show from the side that tobacco companies are trustworthy? Comrade Satan, also a shareholder of the tobacco company, finally saved Keanu Reeves's life.

The angel wings in this film are all black, but the demons are just right. The scene of hell is the biggest highlight, very creative. Keanu Reeves never sees old when he gets old, it's not easy. The heroine Rachel Weisz starred in this kind of supernatural thriller, but it has always been a vase. Her biggest contribution in this film is that she jumped twice and smashed through dozens of floors of walls. We are often in cartoons. The kind you see. This film actually still has my most annoying "Transformers" male pig, as always, noisy, and finally the hero died to replace Tilda Swinton... This tragedy happened after the end of the subtitles.

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Constantine quotes

  • John Constantine: So, what's new?

    Beeman: Bullet shavings from the assassination attempt on the Pope... Holy-water ampoules from the River Jordan... and - oh, you'll love this... Screech beetle from Amityville.

    [He hands John a matchbox. John shakes it, and a tiny squeak comes out. He gives Beeman a look]

    Beeman: Yeah, it's funny to you, but to the fallen, that's like nails on a chalkboard.

    John Constantine: What is it, exactly, with you and bugs?

    Beeman: I just like them.

    John Constantine: Yeah. Who doesn't?

    [He picks up a tube]

    Beeman: Yeah, easy there, hero. That's dragon's breath.

    John Constantine: I thought you couldn't get it anymore.

    Beeman: Yeah, well, I, uh, I know a guy who knows a guy.

    [John fires a blast of fire from the tube]

    Beeman: So, uh, what's the action?

    John Constantine: I just pulled a soldier demon out of a little girl. Looked like it was trying to come through. Yeah, I know how it sounds.

    Beeman: No, we're finger puppets to them, John, not doorways. They can work us, but, they can't come through onto our plane.

    John Constantine: Check the scrolls, anyway. See if there's any precedent.

    Beeman: Sure thing, John. Uh, anything else?

    John Constantine: Wouldn't happen to have anything for a, uh...

    Beeman: [produces a bottle of cough syrup] On the house.

  • Angela Dodson: Mr. Constantine, I saw you...

    John Constantine: I remember.

    Angela Dodson: And then I saw you at the...

    John Constantine: Regular kismet.

    Angela Dodson: I'd like to ask you a few questions, if that would be okay?

    John Constantine: I'm not really in the talking mood right now.

    Angela Dodson: Well, maybe you could just listen then?

    [shows her badge]

    Angela Dodson: Please?

    John Constantine: Always a catch.

    Angela Dodson: My sister was murdered yesterday.

    John Constantine: Sorry to hear.

    Angela Dodson: Thanks.