The premiere of "The Expendables", which opened at zero, was sitting in the first row with a huge impact on the screen. Five minutes after the opening, I finally couldn't help asking the man next to him: May I ask which one is Stallone? After the other party pointed it out, he couldn't help but patted my shoulder: Oh my God, you don't even know Stallone.
What's so strange about this. Throwing your two female models, you can't tell which one is the King of Heaven. The screen on Stallone does not look like Brother Zeng, but is somewhat similar to Chow Yun-fat, which proves that the handsome man is getting old. It's almost a virtue.
Machine guns fire, swords and swords shadows, fighting brutality, fists hit people as if weighing meat, just listening to the sound knows that the pain is dying. Action movie enthusiasts remind me: watching action movies does not require logic, otherwise it is difficult to explain why to deal with a big guy you must fight with him and be thrown half to death, instead of just being shot and killed, you can’t get along with romance movies. If you have to toss about it, the latter is called "sexy" and the former is called...In short, the kung fu of the old buddies cannot be practiced in vain, otherwise the whole family of a cruise missile will die.
However, compared to the current love movie that is mentally retarded and ileal, this action movie is really like a stir-fried rectum. The sections are old and the people are old, but they can’t stop the two words. Have fun. Just fucking. . Why do you have to be chased and beaten, and can't win a beautiful counterattack? Why do the bad guys always have to die so that the sequel can come again, and can't all die quickly? Why must we give up the chance of victory for a woman? Stallone is probably fed up with the life of being tossed as an actor. Once he takes the helm, the protagonists finally don't have to be tortured by the bad guys and only have a breath, and they have to rely on the flying fairy to turn defeat into victory.
I really want to hug those big guys. Well, it’s a good fight. The key is that you didn’t suffer a lot of injustice. It makes people look so angry that even the final victory can’t completely eliminate this humiliation. It’s like a romantic movie. There is something in it that must be rotten in the stomach, causing the plot to flourish, only showing the screenwriter's poor skills.
Stallone’s action movies have nothing to do with the screenwriter. He is only responsible for two things, one is to fight, and the other is to direct others how to fight. When I hit the wonderful place, I opened my mouth and kept my eyes open.
Of course, many people are dissatisfied with this kind of film. They are dissatisfied. They didn't see the high-tech, the 3D technology, and the features. A thin buddy next to me saw that he was walking away with a small bag on his back. I am puzzled about this. Stallone said clearly that we are here as a big meat and mutton soup restaurant. Are you going to come in and find some steamed dumplings?
After drinking a bowl of mutton soup, you can get a sweat. After watching such a movie, walking out of the cinema is like a cardio booster. The fellow man said that he wanted to go to the gym immediately and push the barbell. If this film has such a strong androgen pushing effect, I hope the country will force every man with a normal sexual orientation to watch it again.
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