"The Expendables" masturbated this ever-changing, gender-ambiguous world with fierce male hormones. As a standard male animal, I can't accept the squiggly melon faces on the screen. Wearing lenses and chins are worse than Zeng. Smooth, "boys" who are more savvy than my wife when it comes to skin care products, you can pretend to be Sister Feng by just picking up the cock in your crotch.
CG is rampant, Stallone has passed his ears, Bruce Willis’s crow's feet are heartbreaking, Schwarzenegger is overwhelmed by the fiscal deficit, Jet Li has transformed into the love daddy of "Ocean Paradise", a hard bridge and a hard horse. Only Jason Statham, the big bald head, was made in a B-level film, so when Uncle Stallone put together a bunch of muscular men, "The Expendables" was not very promising, after all, Stallone’s recent works It's all box office poison.
But the feeling of "The Expendables" is great. It is a perfect return to the action movies of the 1980s. The story background is very simple.
A group of heartless masters are triggered by the target's daughter. Love, then destroy the enemy, kill people like hemp, and pass by the beloved girl.
The action scene is the main course. How many young guys are so embarrassed by Uncle Shi's 64-year-old figure. The section of chasing the plane is definitely a textbook reappearance of Hollywood's "last-minute rescue", grabbing the hatch and flying. Besides, their airplane, retro style, twin-propeller seaplane, wearing the vest of the global environmental protection organization, is born to be the kind of airplane that can only appear in movies.
For a one-sided woman, I turned my head around and rushed into the enemy's line. I became a fan of Jason Statham in "Furious Attack". This buddy really mixed on the streets in his early years, so there is that evil spirit in his bones. Ah, with his rustling voice, Jason Statham has become the backbone of action movie stars. In "The Expendables", he really came out of the cabin at an altitude of a few hundred meters, put on sunglasses, made an OK gesture with Uncle Shi, and just got on with the machine gun. There was no stand-in, only the rigidity blown up by the wind. Body curve. Stallone felt that this action was too dangerous at the time, so he mentioned it to Jason, and didn't expect him to do it, but the man said: I'll try it. Gee tut tut tut, pure man. The most important thing is that he still has a good girl in it. The period where the men beat their rivals is so refreshing. After the beating, he squinted his eyes and said to the girl that he is not perfect, but it's worth waiting for. After speaking, the girl stepped on his motorcycle and disappeared at the end of the road. Brother, I really fall in love with him, right?
Uncle Shi said, "No, I'm going back to the island to save the girl. I'll go alone. It's nothing to do with you." Jet Li silently got into Uncle Shi's car. I was just moved a little bit, but Jet Li said, I want more money. Uncle Shi said, why? Jet Li said, because my legs are short. This is the reason! ! ! ! ! ! ! Cheating, this is! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! With that said, should I ask the leader for more salary? . . . . .
When Uncle Shi stepped on the plane, all the men were waiting for him on the plane, and then I chose the most comfortable position on the seat and waited for them to go to the den of the villain. All in all, they played very beautifully. Some shots are also very bloody, similar to kicking off a bad guy's cervical spine with a kick, so that every pore in your body is filled with the most primitive violent pleasure. This is the safest way to release you in a society that is so civilized to make people feel helpless. "The Expendables" pays tribute to the era of simple ideals with a classical violent beauty, and it is also the last tragic male elegy composed by those old action superstars.
We are on this heavily polluted planet and cannot prevent the decrease in sperm motility.
Today, their content is only one-third of that of men a hundred years ago.
We can't stop this girly world.
We can only miss it.
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