This is an absurd opening of adolescence. Like all hormonal boys, I struggled with sudden sexual impulses every day. Until one day, a wonderful stunner came into my sight-from far away. Han MM, who was transferred from the city, her sexy thin lips instantly occupied my heart. Seeing my crotch that was about to be swollen by those words, I secretly swear — I must get this girl out of my hands.
For a thirteen-year-old boy, this idea is really nasty. Maybe Han MM has noticed this instinctively, so she always hides from me. One day, my friend Cauliflower head encouraged me to confess to Han MM. We were waiting at the school gate for Han MM to leave school, but in the end, I was beaten by Han MM's 16-year-old boyfriend, and a 2.6-inch bag was raised above my head.
I gave up because Han MM’s boyfriend is really big, 5ft 7" tall and weighs at least 130 pounds. At the time, I was just a 5ft 2" little Diudiu. I looked at his bulging biceps. I Had to squat on the ground with his head in his hands.
This blood lesson made me understand a truth: the success rate of picking up girls is directly proportional to the circumference of the arm! From then on, I bought a pair of big dumbbells with New Year’s money and practiced curls all day. Finally one day, my arms gradually bulged up the biceps, triceps, and deltoids...
Behind every hunk has a experience of being abused, and Sylvester Stallone is no exception. At the age of 15, Stallone participated in a church dance organized by neighbors, where a big man taught him severely. On that stormy night, little Stallone stroked his "S"-shaped nose and secretly vowed: I must train into a great muscle stick!
Fifteen years later, a great muscle stick was born! With the old slender idols Paul Newman, Robert Redford, and Warren Beatty one after another, Hollywood has entered the era of "muscle man" without precedent. Under the leadership of Stallone, the whole western world set off a frenetic wave of fitness. Everyone called the activity of forging muscles "Bodybuilding". Men wanted to be the image of Rambo with open chest muscles, holding heavy machine guns, and running wild in the jungle. , And some people even take steroids and inject silicone for this.
In the 1980s and 1990s, when muscle sticks were most popular, clear lines and large muscle masses became one of the most favorable factors for the opposite sex. In the World Muscle Union (World Muscle Union) survey report in 1988, it was stated that 97% of the respondents believed that hard and thick deltoid and pectoralis major muscles are signs of male sexiness. The World Sex Association (World Sex Association) tested three groups with famous brand dress, beautiful face and strong fitness materials as sampling standards. The test results show that Western women are more keen to have sex with muscular men. In the sports world, Bodybuilding has also become a basic training project for various competitive sports. In the past two decades, the average height of NBA players has remained the same (6 feet 7 inches), but their weight has increased by 17 pounds and their body fat content has decreased by 2.07%. The changes in football players have been even more pronounced. The 2002 World Cup in Korea and Japan, The average weight ratio of the players of the top three teams reached 1.13 (the ratio of weight to height), while the average weight ratio of the players of the three worst teams was only 0.84. All of this must be attributed to the huge utility of Bodybuilding.
However, it is different from the arena. After 2000, with the aging and retreat of screen tough guys such as Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Shangri-la, the popularity of muscular men has declined sharply. In the Western world, women are increasingly scornful of stupid, muscular sticks. And handsome men like Robert Pattinson and Orlando Bloom are popular. In the latest survey report of the World Housing Association, it is shown that the sexual attractiveness of muscle mass to women is far less than that of sports car bungalows, brand-name clothing and beautiful faces.
In the Eastern world, the superstition of the 5'2” muscular man has long been proved to be a magnificent mistake: Chinese women never like muscular men. They either like middle-aged people with a belly and strength, or A silly muscular man who likes skin-like fat, and a stupid muscular man——Never good~
So after 10 years of suffering from the pain of a Korean ex-boyfriend, although I have grown to 5 feet 11 inches (one inch taller than Stallone), the muscles About to burst the T-shirt, but Han MM still left with a middle-aged man with a big belly. You know, that kid never caught MM with his biceps. His father was the chief of the city's public security bureau. This is the dazzling truth.
Soon, "The Expendables" was released. Compared with the "First Blood" poster that made me a "premature ejaculation boy" when I first flew in the plane, I found Stallone more and more like Zhong Zhentao. It's a muscle, but it seems that you can find the silicone traces on it with a hard effort.
I know that this era is over, and my puberty is about to end. I am not too regretful that I have embarked on a path of no return for a muscular man. After all, muscles have changed the world.
But did muscles really change the world?
It was women who changed their muscles
and money changed women-
compiled from the "World Muscle Union" special issue of "The Legend of Muscle Sticks" in 2009
Original author: The Big Lebowski
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