【Eyes of Avery] Buenos Aires, referred to as Avery. The first time he heard the call of God was around 2010. At that time, due to the violent ultraviolet rays and the proliferation of vampire culture, the kind pursued the Gothic pale skin, and the behavior of returning to the ancestral cave. As the first person in the story, after Avery lived in a cave for a period of time, one day, Avery was looking in the mirror in the basement, and he suddenly realized that I was forced to go. My brother was a black man. After glimpsing his own essence, Avery fell into a quagmire of depression for a while. Being isolated from the world, not seeing the sun, turbid air, and circadian clock disorder, he has all the necessary conditions for neurological confusion. After that, God spoke to him. "Buenos Aires." "Who are you? Who is talking?" "I am the Lord, your Lord. I command you to go out." "Why should I go out? After going out, what good will I have "Because you are my subject, you must listen to me; because you listen to me, most people get certain benefits." "Benefits? What benefits?" "Pussy. All kinds, hairy, Hairless, fleshy, small." "I'll go." Avery replied. Avery asked Jehovah, "My lord, what should I do when I go out?" Jehovah said, "You are going to bring my gospel to the West. Tell the barbarians in the West that they must believe in one god. You can't trust other gods." . Don’t eat pork. Don’t masturbate. Don’t kill your brother. Don’t eat apples. Don’t..." Avery found it too cumbersome, so he quickly asked: "What is the first thing I should do?" God loves infinitely. Tell him, "You should look at the light." After hearing this, Avery said Amen, thank the Lord for the call. So he packed his things and went out. An old friend who lived in a cave with him told him that the sun was very big outside, so he remembered suntan lotion and sunglasses. Ever since he converted to God, he felt that these people were acting weird and incompatible with him, and decisively betrayed post-spuvism. He crawled out of the cave, and it was a sunny afternoon. He felt the smell of soil and grass under the sun. A feeling of happiness rose naturally. The sun, full of joy, he ran out of the cave, embracing the long-lost world. He remembered the admonition of the Lord, and looked up at the sky. At that glorious moment, he screamed: "Ah, blinded my dog's eyes." [About the direction of a blind man] After being blinded by the sun, Avery repeatedly complained about God. God said: "Listen well. There are two meanings behind every word. The light I want you to see, it is obviously the second meaning, a metaphor, you know? Souls who don’t understand puns, forever You can't climb the stairs to heaven." " Didn't you let me watch the sun? "It's not the sun." I am the sun. "Does the pussy have a metaphor?" "No, it means that." "Can I get it?" " "you can. "Avery embarked on the journey full of joy. But just when he was full of joy, he discovered the fact that he was blinded by the dog's eyes. He could not find things, north and south. God said: "I should make you taller." . So that you can feel the location of the North Star. "Avery looked at God with a look of expectation, and said: "Then how tall should I grow?" "God scolded: "Idiot, this is a joke, do you understand?" Because you are so stupid, that's why I told you a joke. You stand up now and I will show you the way. "Avery said: "Then how should I go?" "You should go north." "...Which way is North?" "...Your right hand, idiot, don't turn around. That's the direction. go. "After going back and forth in this way, we can understand two things: first, why it takes 30 years to cross the North American continent; second, as a blind man, how can his swordsmanship make it so vigorous. In fact, there is something inside. There is an allusion. For details, please refer to the fragments of Duan Yu and Wang Yuyan in "The Eight Parts of the Dragon". I will not explain it below. [Renemy] Ai Li said to God: "God, I have been away for almost 30 years, and now it's hard to come. to here. The scenery here is nice and there are many pussy, can I stay here? "God said: "No. This place is not your destined place. "Avery tried to argue: "This is already the West." Haven't you seen any tumbleweeds? Besides, Carnegie also needs the Bible very much, so let's just give it to him. "God said: "No. First, Carnegie is a fool who has nothing to do with dick; second, his greatest ability is to hide here to play dick; third, his wish is to continue playing with dick here; fifth, I I have no patience to play dick with him; sixth, this guy lacks the ability to imagine, and even plays dick to find a belief. I'm telling you, Avery, God hates little imaginary kids most. This is not my way. Do you think that lack of imagination can create this colorful world in one week? Can not. That's why I chose Moses. He can make a group of Jews believe in a stone and cut off the foreskin. Let me tell you, if David is still there, then today, he will take off the wheels of Carnegie's Hummer, and the tree is by the well, telling the group of fools that this tire is the supreme meaning. [Aventure] Avery said: "God, Carnegie gave me a pretty pussy. It's still Angelina Jolie's copycat style. "God answered:
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