The Prince of Persia finally came down from Brokeback Mountain

Myron 2021-10-20 17:28:28

First of all, classmate Jake, you finally got a man... After

"Brokeback Mountain", Heath Ledger passed away and Jake Gyllenhaal became a new generation of popular "niche". Just now imdb discovered that Jake Gyllenhaal with a shoehorn face was less than 30 years old. This face deceived me for 5 years. I always thought he was an uncle. After Brokeback Mountain, he played a cowardly man who grabbed his brother’s wife in Brother. In Zodiac Killer, he was an endless newspaper painter who never got rid of his work in Brokeback Mountain. The image of Xiaoshou in "(At least that's how I feel uncle). In real life, I was said to be gay every day, so Jake trained a muscle, and the rumors intensified; and today, Jake finally got a tough one. In "Prince of Persia", he successfully shaped a whole body muscle, as light as The gorilla is humorous and witty, a handsome prince who can molest chicks. Because I have always been annoyed by the movement of his shoehorn face talking to him, today I have to admit that Ya is indeed an acting school. . .

After criticizing Jake, the second one who is as hard as my mind is our "most beautiful in the universe" princess sister Tamina. When Ah appeared on the stage, the Persian prince lifted the veil of Yi Te, and then all the men present yelled, and then said in unison, "As expected, it is the most beautiful in the universe!" At that time, I was ignorant, why she was so so. The small face has such a big chin, and in order to reflect the brown skin of the Middle Easterners, this princess classmate is more like a village girl. I think the girl who sells stinky fish in the village is better-looking than the princess. That group of men are all sent by Wu Mao. . This female acting skill is mediocre, but she is only 26 years old. She is justified and has no highlights in her performance. The princess fan is equal to 0, and her aura is equal to 0. It feels like a village girl put on a skirt and put on the throne. . .

The plot is pretty good. For Hollywood commercials, we have already given up the hope of the plot. We will know the main line of the whole show when we see it in 20 minutes. Fortunately, the dialogue is designed to be funny, the special effects are also good, and some laughs can burst from time to time. For example, the dialogues between Jake flirting with the female pig are a bit interesting, and even more so that the big fat leader of the Middle East. The conversation between him and the ostrich made me laugh. .

1. The female pig said, where did you put my natal kitchen knife? The male pig said, you have to search thoroughly to find the hidden parts of my body. . .
2, said female pig, you do not seduce me, male pig said, do not worry, you are not my type (phrase a little crossed)
3, fat man in constant blah, men black man said the leader, no one with you Say, do you talk too much. .

Anyway, English jokes will change after translation. Everyone still watch the movie by themselves. In short, it will not be a waste of time, male pig's feet jumping around, female pig's feet with strong ability to survive in the wild, a painting with Peking Opera A big villain like the harlequin of Facebook, a potential handsome villain who has been disfigured by playing cobra for a long time, and two princes with intellectual disabilities. The drama will not be too disappointing. I don’t know why the box office is not ideal. Americans’ views are similar to China’s. People are very different, just like American Idol, we feel that the good ones are always eliminated first. .

To sum up, the theme of this film is that Jake has finally risen. Let's go and visit him from being gentle and being transformed by the 8-pack wild prince.

1. I haven't seen the pot cover.
2. The nymphomaniac girls who like jake give me a bad review. How to give him a shoehorn face. . .

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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time quotes

  • King Sharaman: [to Dastan] The princess of Alamut will be your first wife!

    [Dastan looks shocked and Tamina looks uncomfortable]

    King Sharaman: What say you, Dastan?

    Prince Dastan: Uh...

    King Sharaman: He plunges into a hundred foes without thought, but before marriage he stands frozen with fear! And there are those who say he is not yet wise!

    Prince Dastan: [quietly to Bis] I need a drink.

  • Prince Dastan: I didn't murder my father. That robe was given to me by my brother. Tus did this.

    Tamina: And now he stands to be crowned king.

    Prince Dastan: I didn't kill my father.

    Tamina: I believe you.

    Prince Dastan: You shouldn't be here. I shouldn't have let you come.

    Tamina: But you did.