As we all know, the monkey jumped out of the rock, which is difficult to break the director. You must have an at least reasonable explanation for this. Why can the rock jump out of the monkey? You can't tell the audience that it's not a stone, it's actually an egg. There is a monkey with a martial arts power and a big eagle in the cave, and they lay eggs for a long time, so the monkey brother is hatched. "The Legend of Condor Heroes" has been filmed hundreds of times, and it's not appropriate to film it again.
There are always more methods than problems. The director is so good that he tore up that page of the script, and the problem was solved immediately. What about monkeys? Where are the rocks and eggs? The monkeys were born to the mother by the monkeys, how? ! So the beginning part of the film appeared. Caesar's mother gave birth to Caesar in the laboratory. Because his mother was drugged for a long time, Caesar's wisdom was directly caused, which paved the way for the subsequent revolution of leading the group of monkeys. Look, how reasonable and legal such an explanation is.
Under the care of male pig's feet, Caesar's intellectual growth rate greatly exceeds that of humans. The male pig's feet here correspond to the master of Brother Monkey in Journey to the West, the ancestor of Bodhi. This process is the process of learning art by the monkey brother.
As Caesar grew older, he became imbalanced. Bodhisattva, why do I have to tie a chain to my neck? Why can't I just go out for a stroll? Why...pass the banana...why does my kind have to be locked in a cage?
Once Caesar was sent to the orangutan shelter for labor reform because of a fight. There, Caesar found many of the same kind and Malfoy from Slytherin College. It is estimated that he was suppressed by Harry Boba too hard, and it was not easy to find a job. He was only involved in an errand working in the asylum of his father.
In prison, Caesar quickly became the boss from a newcomer by wisdom. He saw too many injustices. The right and wrong of the world made him fall into contemplation. What exactly does he need? Coupled with Malfoy's unbalanced mentality, he abused the orangutans all day long, which accelerated Caesar's changes, and he played a big game in his heart. He demanded freedom and equality of all living beings. He deeply realized that if the proletariat is to obtain its own complete liberation, it is still impossible to rely solely on the unity of the proletariat of one country, and the proletariat of the whole world is required to unite.
Is this mentality the same as the mentality of Brother Monkey when he was in Bi Ma Wen? Did Brother Monkey think that when he learned that he was not invited to the grand party of the Queen Mother? ?
So when he could go home, Caesar resolutely closed the door. He started to act. He even used the Chinese proverb: "One chopstick is easy to break, and a bunch of chopsticks form a ball" to teach the orangutans that unity is strength.
He even stole genetic drugs, which raised the IQ of the orangutans to a new level. The orangutans are educated and the magician has to get down. When Caesar said "NO" to Malfoy, I flashed. Two drops of urine are too damn irritating.
At this moment, Caesar is no longer a gorilla, he is Spartacus, he is Chen Sheng Wu Guang, he is Monkey King, what is he... Ah.
After teasing for so long, it finally arrived at the entertainment activities that the masses loved to make a fuss in the sky. Caesar's pair of centaurs were divided into two groups, all the way to the laboratory to save the orangutans, and all the way to the zoo to release the orangutans.
Caesar is strategizing, and the command is determined, the orangutan army is extremely destructive, and the resistance encountered along the way can be ignored.
They even took a bus to the Golden Gate Bridge with a clear goal, which is to seize the strategic fortress of the Golden Gate Bridge. At this time, the human army has also been assembled, and a great war is about to start.
Gorilla, you lead a team of people to attack from the bridge. Orangutan, you lead a team of men and horses to outflank the bridge, and the others follow me to kill in the middle. One or two eyes of Caesar expressed the meaning of such a big train. Only the monkey monkey grandson with the hairs on the monkey brother can appreciate the spirit so quickly.
At the northern end of the bridge, the monkeys and humans faced each other head-on. At the same time, the Caesars Brigade launched a general offensive. The three armies of the sea, land and air contracted the encirclement.
I still remember that when King Kong flew a plane for his beloved woman in the tallest building in the world, he dreamed back in the middle of the night. Thinking of that scene, tears still filled my eyes.
Never thought, after many years, I can see that exciting scene again. That's right, it seems that not allowing the orangutans to come out and hit a plane is not enough to show the apes' bravery. When Caesar was about to celebrate his victory, humans dispatched helicopter guns to occupy the air supremacy. For a time, the orangutans were killed and wounded countless.
At the critical moment, Caesar stepped forward, and an iron chain slammed into the air, and directly flung it onto the plane, destroying a strong firepower point of the enemy. At the same time, Caesar himself was caught in the enemy's firepower. It was time to show his loyalty. The gorilla blocked the leader and shot himself several times. It's not over yet, no matter how fierce King Kong was, it just hit the plane below. Here the gorilla flew directly onto the plane, and it sounded more domineering.
So showy, there is no reason not to die. Before dying, Caesar and the gorilla looked at each other affectionately, and the gorilla reached out tremblingly. At this time, if it is a domestic movie, the dubbing must be: This is my party fee, please help me to transfer it to the party organization.
A hundred thousand heavenly soldiers could not defeat the Monkey King. Similarly, the San Francisco police could not defeat Caesar. The plane was shot down and completely declared the failure of mankind. The orangutan came to the Sequoia Forest with a great victory, which is the Huaguo Mountain in Journey to the West.
This is the American version of the big sky. The next sequel will definitely be how Caesar was suppressed and how to get to know a bald head and a pig head, and then go to find some national treasures together.
Well, it must be like this.
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