Secondly, I was very angry. The whole 3D movie only had the opening and ending subtitles in 3D. At other times, the pair of glasses was only It can reduce the color of the picture and narrow the field of view. What's more, I am a person wearing glasses, so wearing two glasses makes me as funny as the six-eyed bird in "Avatar".
Back to the movie, let's review this Hollywood version of "Struggle" again. There are spoilers below, please take off your shoes if you enter.
On a magnificent sea, a fisherman picked up a box with a living child and a dead hot mom. The fate of the fisherman's cup has been doomed from this moment: I wipe it, why not a living hot mom and a dead child?
Of course, that is another story.
Later, Pa's death was entirely self-blame. At the scene of the accident, Xiaopa said that he was leaving. As the saying goes, the heart of defensiveness is indispensable, and the heart of gossip is indispensable. People are fighting in groups. What are you watching? You don’t have a mobile phone to take a video and upload it to Maopu. The result is Stray bullets, yeah fell. (Because the last sentence of the foreigner’s last words before his death was a heartbreaking "No!", so here is used "Yeah, babble" to mean death.)
Xiaopa was sluggish and was kicked back to the city by the soldiers like a mud ball. inside. The princess wanted Xiao Pa to cheer up, and gave him a cup of keel bone-strengthening particles, and said affectionately to Xiao Pa, drink it, the blue bottle. As a result, Xiaopa’s eldest uncle Hades came to play, and attacked Xiaopa in a range instead of shooting. Xiaopa became stronger and came alive again, and shot Hades at the end of the film. The tragic characters in this play are all responsible for themselves.
The father-in-law is under the X rule, and Greece is about to be demolished and relocated. The king is anxious: You guys do it hard, kill your uncle’s Labrador (seems to be called by this name), think and know with your toes, the end of the film I must die, my wife is so ugly that I don't want to live anymore, and all mine will be yours. Xiaopa is reserved: I'm just a fisherman, I can only eat... Xiaopa is good, the princess is so holy and fresh. We don’t like it. It makes people have no sexual desire. I don’t want to lead it, because for many years. In the future, I like to use a computer to write a video diary... You know, I am "scared to death"... The
king sighed, since you don't like to bring down Lori, then be overthrown by Yujie. Eva is on the stage, look at this name, Eva, there is a bit of lust in purity, and a lot of temptation in lewdness. Xiaopa got an erection as soon as she saw the goddess...oh no, she stood up. The goddess is half a woman and half a god, the upper body is a woman, and the lower body is a god...the holy is inviolable. Eva said: Hello! All loli are in the primary stage of Yu Jie, I am Wannian's senior Yu Jie, you can also call me a retired old Loli. My name is Aiwa, my scientific name is Du Lala, and I am a level 30 human resources supervisor with the qualification certificate of a master of professional potential development. I have been peeping at you for many years, watching your chicken X chicken grow up from childhood to big, now what I want to tell you is that your last name is not "fear", your last name is "beaten"! Don't be "scared to death", you have to "beat to death"! Your father is currently on Saint X, your father is a good man, and the bad man is the minister beside him, that is, your uncle! Your father is just blinded by your uncle! Now, throw away your reservations, take off your shorts... What are you doing? Step back from me, even if you are tide, I am not a reef... Take your sword, put on your armor, and let us go Do him a big vote! You can, you can definitely! If you think you can, you can!
Xiaopa was so confused and brainwashed, and joined the Spartan 300 stupid group, fight! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The members of this cannon fodder group are as follows: a captain with facial paralysis who forgot to smile before his death, pretending to be B too much; an old angry Xqing, who said he did not love his motherland; a guard of honor, a male vase, because he was directed This role is obtained by the hidden X rules (directors are not divided into males and females); two Greeks are the most knowledgeable and survivable Orion; a soldier who loves blowpipes, after being broken by a straight male old angry young man during a picnic, he is unwavering Blowing the other one on the ground, it is worthy of being a good man, blowing his own flute, and letting others fly away! However, the main role of these people is to be killed by the villain, to prove that the villain is not so brain-dead.
On the way to struggle, Xiaopa will always face a lot of temptations, but as the so-called kill the monsters to the death, pretend to be B to the end, he is on the side of the road, picking up a penny, and also handing it over to the captain’s uncle. . Uncle Captain said, silly boy, this is the cheating plug your father gave you, take it. Xiaopa shook his head, and walked away, I don't want to be a person who just throws things around and smashes flowers and plants and has no quality like they did. I will give it to you. The captain of facial paralysis burst into tears: This thing needs DNA verification, you hold it is a magic sword, I hold it is a club!
The rich dad was anxious when he saw it, this kid is too simple, the Excalibur can be omitted, Seiya can not ride, Eva can not be X, but money can't be. Xiaopa looked at the dazzling gold coin and finally showed a knowing smile. Zeus let out a long sigh of relief, thinking that this child is not too stupid after all. Xiaopa smiled and said: Daddy, you know me too well. With this stuff, I can get rid of the water again!
In fact, it is not easy for Zeus. Other gods and creatures are all grabbing mud and spitting, pinch it, pinch it, blow the hydration operation of the fairy, but Zeus is solid, hands-on, and can do it with one shot. What to add X Tengying, Chen X Guanxi, in front of Zhou Ye are all clouds-like characters, this is the man who really carried forward Mozi's "rape love, fly attack" thought. But no matter how good the congenital conditions are, the day after tomorrow is not good to cultivate, watching Xiaopa such a stubborn child, it is really troublesome, it is better to forget it.
Along the way, Xiaopa kills scorpions, snakes, bird kills, Labrador, his uncle, and the biochemical king who jumped off the cliff while singing Stefanie Sun's "Green Light", 2018 , Xiaopa was converted into a robot and continued to kill. In 3XXX, Xiaopa was converted into that beauty and continued to kill. Killed for five thousand years, out of the earth, to the Milky Way. Sam Worthington, I don't know which advertising company in China will ask you to be the spokesperson for the mosquito killer.
Finally, when the princess MM was hung up, the dark horse prince riding Seiya appeared. The poor Labrador, the behemoth of the deep sea, sprinkled twice and stopped cooking; the poorer Hades, with a lot of painful lines, did not say, and many violent psychological activities were not shown, so he was caught A rocket was blasted down. At the end of the climax, the actor spends most of his time playing and flirting with a few birdmen. Niu X's little Pa, faced the temptation of being naked on the beach wet princess, kept his virgin virginity, and didn't embarrass our mistress. When the resurrected Eva and Xiaopa get closer and closer, when the audience is expecting a muscle man to fight a busty woman, Seiya appears... the
film ends, the only thing we tell us is: don't watch 3D. If there is no 2D, just walk back 20 meters and turn right. Leaked
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