Vampire + Werewolf + Teenage Love + Qiong Yao = Twilight Saga: New Moon

Ed 2021-10-20 17:28:02

"The Twilight Saga: New Moon" (The Twilight Saga: New Moon), in simple terms, vampire + werewolf + Teenage Love + Qiong Yao = Twilight Saga: New Moon.

(Twilight fans can click to close the page when you see it, otherwise you will hate me)

I think when I watched 1, this film is not so tangled, oh my god, after watching New Moon, I have an epiphany: Americans I must have never watched Qiong Yao's drama. Can this line and the development of this plot be so popular? It's really too vulgar! Especially the little white-faced man drove the heroine away (the face was really wiped too white, and the lips were painted as red as the leaf frieze), and then heard that the heroine might die and would commit suicide, and finally found the heroine When I come to him, I will die like saying: I love you to death, I just lied to you, why did you believe it... I can’t do without you, and I will never leave again. You..., this is so vulgar, it can't be vulgar anymore.

Then the little white-faced man will shine a dazzling light under the sun...this setting is really weird. Because after he takes off his clothes, he will have a retractable flashing stick...

an essence of Qiong Yao If you want to live or not, if you want to die, then you must not die. Americans have learned this, and the plot will continue to entangle the past with you. I haven't read the original book, but the heroine is definitely impossible to become a vampire, otherwise it will not be entangled enough, and the plot will always be entangled, changing or not changing, just like constipation, the result will not change...at this time the audience I kept shouting at the chrysanthemum anxiously: Come out, come out.

And the Americans obviously did not grasp the other essence of Qiong Yao's drama, that is, "poor shake". Yes, if you want to catch a woman like Ma Jingtao, you will go crazy. At the same time, the popping sound of breastfeeding must be made in the mouth, so that it has an impact. It's a pity that in American movies, if there is a scene where the heroine is mad and grabs the heroine with both hands and keeps holding on, it is usually the heroine's breasts or buttocks. Of course, if Ma Jingtao goes to the U.S. to develop a movie about catching his chest and catching his butt, I am still very much looking forward to it.

A remake of Qiong Yao's drama in the United States is bound to be a big hit. If Aunt Qiong Yao enters Hollywood, I believe she will completely disrupt the Hollywood screenwriting industry.

Finally, the popcorn movie, but it is a good tool for picking up girls and picking up girls, the appraisal is completed.

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon quotes

  • Bella Swan: [after Jacob gets off of the phone with Edward] Who was that?

    Jacob Black: He's always in the way.

  • Emily: So... You're the vampire girl...

    Bella Swan: ...So you're the wolf girl.

    Emily: Guess so. Well- I'm engaged to one.