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Hello everyone, I am a normal person, but I am more knowledgeable than you, because I live in a great place with sea and woods. There are some students living here, some policemen, and some punks and speeders. There are also vampires and werewolves.
My classmate Bella, you should read her story because she is not a very beautiful girl, she is just a high school student with divorced parents. When she started to feel that she was special, it was because she met that vampire.
That vampire is very handsome and rich. According to the famous Ladder Theory (ladder theory, an authoritative and easy-to-understand psychology paper on female and male psychology, I google it myself, and I might translate it if I get a pain in the egg one day.) ). Women's assessment of men is mainly rich, followed by handsome, and the rest are things that they say they care a lot about, in fact, they don't care, such as humor, good at repairing computers and cars. So considering Edward's wealth, appearance, and other advantages, even if his fellow people are sometimes not friendly, Bella still took risks and fell in love with him, I understand very well.
When she and Edward were together, she changed. She seemed to be a person above us. She was with us all day to mention how her boyfriend was good and how good, we had to pretend that we didn’t know that group. The buddy is a vampire, and then listen to the unknown girl who just immigrated from other places where Blah Blah Blah.
But the good times didn't last long, Edward dumped Bella, um, although Bella was easily coaxed later, but no matter what, during the period when Edward went to Italy to knock medicine and play with women,
Bella changed back to the normal one. The girl, the heartbroken, back hurt, and dumped girl, she yelled like Sharapova at night when she had nothing to do, hoping to see Edward when she woke up, but it was her father every time, so she wanted to go further Let the whole world know that she was so sad and so sad,
so she locked herself up and didn't interact with us. After all, we were just ordinary human beings. Once the sea was difficult, she went to the school's vampire seat to eat.
This is what I heard. At this time, I have graduated.
After all, people are all human beings. People are afraid of loneliness. She pretends to be sad and can't get attention from others. The second step moved on to the third step, but before that, she still planned to hook up with the handsome werewolf muscle. After a long time, she found that the werewolf had a bad temper and was younger than herself, and the key was no money. If the money is not handsome, Then the werewolf must have been eliminated, but here is a small town, there are no rich people, some are handsome muscle men, so she had to hook up handsome muscle men, but still once hidden in trouble, the status of handsome men is lower than vampires. There was a lot of trouble, a werewolf, he was handsome, he was handsome enough, that figure was indeed good, but lack of money was a big problem.
Therefore, hookup is not as handsome as rich, but in front of the handsome and rich Ex, the handsome and the rich can be ignored.
So although the Werewolf classmate enthusiastically protected her and helped her repair her motorcycle, she still couldn't arouse her interest, so she decided to force her to die, to hook Edward back alive and die, and make him feel guilty if she didn't.
So the
Werewolf classmate who was thrown into the sea could have stopped in advance, but waited until Bella was dizzy and fainted before he went to get her up. He touched and kissed her again, took some pornographic photos for collection, and gave artificial respiration. Bella was rescued and drove her home to play for real, but she was rejected tragically and her heart was broken.
Suicide is ineffective to others. Normal men encountering such entangled women can only hide or regret that they shouldn't be soaked in the first place, but Edward is not a man, he is a male ghost. The little farce that I was not alive deceived Bella back. Although Edward was undressed without the werewolf muscles, after Edward took off his clothes, his pants were lower and sexier. Bella was still the same as before, and
finally became a nympho. The two set a lifelong private decision. Edward promised to help Bella with immigration. No, it was a race change operation or ceremony, but he was afraid that after Bella became a vampire, he would not be short of money and time, so he would continue to go around. So he asked Bella. The
story of Ra’s marriage to her has come to an end.
Because I’ve been gossiping and observing Bella all day long, not long ago, I was expelled from school due to poor grades, so I asked the handsome werewolf to buy a motorcycle he had repaired. The car, and then became the speed party. The person who carried the heroine in the movie drag racing was me. Later, I had an accident and the car was scrapped. I sold it back to Bella. She relied on that motorcycle to hook up. The handsome werewolf.
In other words, this time I watched the new moon, I only gave 3 stars, not how the film was made. In fact, the male and female protagonists are together, the director and scriptwriter have not changed, and the investment has increased. There is no reason why this film is worse than the previous one. , But the actual situation is that when I watched this film, a lot of the "essence" of the original works was not reflected in the film, including the sex scenes I had been waiting for. I wanted to see the sex scenes of the male and female vampires. It's not in the movie, so I guess there won't be the third one.
Of course, my so-called essence is not just sex scenes, there are also a bunch of small details that can fascinate little girls and thunder and die of people like me, which are not reflected in the movie.
For example, at the beginning, it did not say how many good cars Edward wanted to give Bella (instead of a Volvo ad at the beginning of the film, and Volvo behind Edward's debut. This is a business, understandable.), nor did it say. Edward's view on money is "Meanningless Accumulation" (meaningless accumulation)
In short, in this film, the difference between Jacob (Jacob, I don’t know if it’s translated this way) and Edward is mainly due to the type of monsters, skin color and figure, of course, and the way Bella is treated, with regard to clothing, Qian, the description of smell and so on is skipped.
In short, due to the disadvantages of the adaptation and the commercial route, this film was originally a children’s film similar to High School Musical adapted from a popular teenager bestseller. After being tossed by such a bad adaptation and popular director, it completely turned into a thunder. After the film,
please join me to watch the film with a few friends to testify. Even in Melbourne, a group of children laughed and shouted WhattheFXXX
saying that Bella is not affected by the vampire Dark Gift. As a result, Alice uses her own vision to see the future. The ability to see Bella and Edward, two vampires running happily in the woods (the most thrilling scene I have seen in movies in the past 10 years), Bella rushing towards Edward in the small town, running a few steps to return Head, close-up, close-up of the werewolf shirtless, the woman had to take off her clothes and wipe it if her head was bleeding. She didn't mention hygiene and didn't wipe it clean, and then she didn't wear clothes anymore after it was windy or rainy.
There are so many ridiculous things. I really can’t spoof this film, because I think this film itself is a spoof of the novel, and the novel is already very naive and ridiculous,
so elementary and junior high school students will laugh
when they watch it. I think the director Probably the first part is super-level performance, and the second part is to inadvertently exert real skills.
I strongly suspect that the third part will change the director, a lot of lens use, and some vulgar scenes because it should be any modern Directors don’t use them in serious films. Of course, I know that directors are sometimes limited by costs, original authors, and a lot of things, but no matter how many excuses you have, no matter how much you like Twilight, this director’s The reason for the idiot should be obvious to all.
I will update slowly what I think of in the future,
so I will
continue to
look forward to those little 2s who continue to spray before
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Updated on November 23
after a certain unwatched movie My friend testified that this time the director has been changed.
Sure enough, I mean it’s worse than the previous filming. Did the director suddenly become mentally disabled or demonstrate in person how to ride a motorcycle and accidentally hit his head.
Since then, everything It's all reasonable. The director has changed.
I can boldly say that this new director should be regarded as the worst director in the last 10 years. There is no one.
Please remember the name of this director
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