snapped on my shoulders cracklingly. Thanks to me calling the mountain and hitting the tree to do Tai Chi for the past two years, my
body is also lumpy. It's pimple, and the meat is meat,
otherwise the fan of the belt stew
will kill
me ~ I begged for mercy: Queen, please forgive me! When I married you, you were so gentle and graceful,
rub you timidly, hiding in the corner of the corner. I thought that for the first time that year,
I really had the posture of a million heroes crossing the river... Time has changed,
since you put it on That great ring, how did you get through the two lines of Ren and Du?
The gas tank is no longer a gas tank, it is like mineral water on your body.
To prevent theft, the electric car is carried upstairs every day. How can your small body with a pinch of water become a copper-skinned iron bone?
Every night I drive to the corner, you ravage me, torture me, crush me, ruin me,
... dying, can't you use the other side of the belt to slap me?
Fake Hermes, the belt buckle is also iron! ! !
The queen was dissatisfied, touched the German iron pan bought from TV shopping and smashed her head and face at me.
I couldn't dodge and fainted... I
entered a realm of illusion, my eyes lit up, and I entered a new world,
Guru The eldest brother is squatting on the prairie and smoking, watching me come, using his feet to wipe out Zhongnanhai, which has already increased in price, and ask: What's wrong, man? Let the daughter-in-law fight, right?
I am surprised: how do you know? Uncle Ge?
Guru angrily said: Beat you, I am Guru! See how handsome I am. After speaking, he stroked the miscellaneous hair on his head!
Then he smiled and said: Don’t say anything. I used to think that the Lord of the Rings’ ring is the most awesome. I fell into hell to find out that the wedding ring is the most awesome magic ring. It allows women to devour the world. He can Turn around the fingers and make a hundred steel...
At this time, a person flashed crying and pointed his finger to his forehead: Brother, don’t say anything. I used to think that the Qigong wave is the most powerful, but then I found that the tortoise sent the Qigong Niu. There are even more amazing things, what vitality bullet, Qi Yuan cut, magic light kills the gun... I only know when I get married, or the wedding ring is the most powerful, Kiki, Kiki... Wukong can't cry: she ravages me, tortures me, suppresses me Me, spoil me, she still doubts me, blames me, laughs at me, the most annoying thing is that she ignores me in bed...
Goku cries more and more, and perhaps the shyness moves away in an instant!
When I saw that Kakarot had been abused by his wife, I felt a lot of balance in an instant.
At this time Gulu pulled me: go, let's go to the movies!
I doubted: You are so passionate, isn't it a fairy dance?
Grumbling eyes: Shame on your face!
I muttered in my heart: If you are dead glass, I will explode your chrysanthemum with Tsingtao Brewery!
I made up my mind and went with Gulu.
On the vast grassland, flowers flocked, cows and sheep fragrant, and in the
distance, a white banner of heaven and earth, countless bruised men and women holding knives, swords, swords, axes and hooks were
squeezed into the black. I squeezed in, men. Seeing my long hair and tie-ups,
I was so frightened that I took off my pants and walked forward. The people around me felt a bit of peace of mind.
It turns out that I am not a perpetrator!
At this time, the movie began. Numerous bats flew up into the sky to dim the light.
Numerous butterflies spread their wings to create a stereo effect for the audience. The
movie's name was "Green Lantern".
The movie is over, the sky is slowly unfolding, the women drag the guys to exit first, and the timid men refuse to leave for a long time!
Finally someone whispered: That ring is too powerful, with it, we can be the masters again.
Some people say: Yes, the Green Lantern is better than my wife, they can do whatever they want!
The thunderous cheers on the grassland...
The women walked a long way before they got together and murmured: Let’s find the ring too. With it, the vibrator is no longer needed, and the men are no longer needed...
Men and women are all laughing, I opened my eyes, it turns out I fainted on the side of the road, and
an aunt came over: young man, what's the matter with you?
I said: I saw an old man hitting a tree like a cow, and learning from him, and then he passed out... The
aunt asked: Are you married young man?
I said categorically: No!
The aunt showed a row of pointed teeth and made a weird smile: Come with me! ! !
I fainted again, and the last consciousness in my mind was: in the next life, I want to be reborn as a Green Lantern!
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