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Who is Gilmore Del Toro?

Have you watched "Pan Shen's Labyrinth", it's the director of this film.

After he watched the comic "Hellboy" by Dark Horse Comics, he was immediately attracted by Mike Mignola's style of painting and became the No. 1 big fan of "Hellboy". He has a firm wish: I will make Hellboy into a movie, and he wants to make a series of movies one after another until I die! ! !

When the first film was filmed, SONY had very limited investment. After the filming was over, SONY failed to promote it and lost the box office. Although it has recovered its losses in the DVD market, SONY has no intention of reinvesting in filming a sequel. This made Gilmore very annoyed: Little Japan dare not pay for Laozi to make a film! Lao Tzu's future non-production film is called the latest achievement of the third scientific and technological revolution! !

When he was coaxed at the Oscar with the help of Pan Shen Maze, Universal bought the right to shoot Hellboy from SONY, and then weakly asked him: Boss, please make a film, called Hellboy 2, which is 8000 The ten thousand dollars deposit will be added later if it is not enough. How would you like it?

Gilmore grabbed the banknote: Since you looked at me sincerely, I took it!

Upon seeing this, Warner thought to himself, this guy is so foolish, and I am also here to fool him to make a film for my grandfather.

Warner also came to him one day, and then weakly asked: Boss, please make a film and call me a legend. This is a 100 million US dollars deposit. If it is not enough, I will add it later. What do you want?

Gilmore shouted angrily: You crawl for Lao Tzu! ! Just like you, you are legendary! ! Lao Tzu hates movies like you all day long! ! I'm filming Hellboy 2, I have no time to wait on you! !

Warner ate behind closed doors and went back home griefly.

Warner thought, is he not too little money? Or is the original work too small? No, who I am, I am Warner, I can't let him look down on me.

So Warner went to him again, and then weakly asked: Boss, please make a film called Harry Boba and the Hybrid Duck. This is a $200 million deposit. If it is not enough, I will add it later. How about you?

Gilmore shouted angrily: You crawl for Lao Tzu! ! Lao Tzu hates movies like you all living in illusory fantasy! ! I'm filming Hellboy 2, I have no time to wait on you! !

Warner cried: Lord, what are you going to do before you are willing to shoot? Gilmore stood up and asked: Do you know Mike Mignola? Warner blinked: never heard of it. At this time, the new line jumped out and said: Lord, I have heard that I have heard it! Gilmore was furious at Warner: You are fucking mentally retarded! Even Mike Mignola has never heard of it, do you still have humanity? Are there any moral concepts? Your conscience was eaten by a dog? You crawl for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu said that Lao Tzu despised you! I never want to see you again! Warner had no choice but to go home with his nose and tears.


Gilmore turned around and said to Xin Xian: Well, not bad, you are as good as me, and you can teach you! Ask me to make a film, no problem! What about the title? Hobbit? Well, not bad, not bad! I like to shoot this kind of fantasy-themed film with high quality and high quality. Isn't it the way I am shooting Hellboy 2 now? When I finish shooting Hellboy 2, I will shoot the Hobbit. Your kid is great! I am optimistic about you!




All of the above is true and slightly exaggerated.

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army quotes

  • Prince Nuada: Sit *down*, proud, empty, hollow things that you are! Let this remind you why you once feared the dark.

  • Hellboy: Now stay down!