The end of an era of cheating

Rhett 2021-10-13 13:06:03

One night twelve years ago, when my parents and I were walking by the bookstore, I saw posters of Harry Potter novels on the outside of the bookstore. Out of curiosity, I bought the Philosopher's Stone to see it.
The result was out of control.
So far, I have watched the novel at least five times (Chinese + English), every movie, and the first three movies twice.
To be honest, before watching DH2, I had a feeling of "close to hometown".

But after watching the movie, I really wanted to cry without tears.
When the director of Coconut was filming DH1, it was obviously a small universe explosion, super-level performance, let the majority of the original party think that we have seen a glimmer of light. Unexpectedly, DH2 let him get back to his original shape.


Before making complaints, let's talk about the highlights of the movie.
1. The part where Helena plays Hermione who drank the compound decoction is simply magical. The old play bone is indeed the old play bone.
2. The professor's memories are tear-jerking. I cried to death at "Always". I love Alan Rickman.
3. The most successful soy sauce in the HP series of movies must be Seamus Finnigan.


Then, spit out.

Huh...

First of all, Coconut didn't know that it was because of the mentality that Ron was completely soy sauced! ! ! When Harry talked to Griphook, Ron hid behind the door and replied shyly that he didn't know what to do! ! ! Hermione dressed as Bellatrix was reminded by Ron in the original work, and it was actually put on Griphook in the movie! ! ! During the war, he used the basilisk's teeth to stab Nagini with disbelief! ! ! What the hell! ! ! What is the magic wand in your hand for? ! Lavender Brown shit and he didn't react at all! ! ! Anyway, they are your predecessors too! ! ! Anyway, those who haven't read the original feel that Ron is only in charge of funny tricks in the movie! ! ! Our Weasley King is the most powerful wizard chess king at Hogwarts in the past 100 years, OK? ! ! We are an Auror who has the brain and the courage, okay! ! !

Speaking of soy sauce, we have to mention the narrative power of coconut! ! ! In the novel, Harry's perspective can only describe one scene at a time. In the Nima movie, the protagonist talks and fights in the foreground, and a group of onlookers stand upright as a human scene! ! ! This situation is the most serious in the scene where the trio appears in the House of Request! ! ! But this was not the first time. As early as the PO episode of Sirius died, everyone stopped watching Harry crying and came to life! ! ! It's so beautiful! ! ! You beat you! ! ! Suddenly there is pig's feet. You tell your old story! ! ! Standing stupidly and waiting for the end of the world! ! !

Then various OOC characters! ! ! Let's not talk about Ron becoming a funny emperor! ! ! Hermione is invincible as if he had opened a plug-in! ! ! Prof. McGonagall, you are so cute at the critical moment! ! ! Cho, is your ex-girlfriend still glaring at Harry as a real husband! ! ! But the most unforgivable thing is whether the Dark Lord's entire brain is broken! ! ! What kind of "hehe" laughter is going to make a fuss! ! ! Two powerful wizards don’t have to be there with their magic, "you jump I jump", it’s a stir! ! ! Finally, I got shit by Avada's rebound, can you stop Yaner from flying around! ! ! 3D is great! ! !

In the part of the professor's shit, I used to take the tissue and prepare to cry, but what kind of trouble is this sex! ! ! The three Harry huddled outside the houseboat, listening to the wall, listening to the professor's feces! ! ! After listening, I quickly rushed up to cover the wound and catch the tears, I really couldn't complain! ! ! Who told you that tears can be used as memories! ! ! Also, can't you roll your eyes before you teach you shit! ! ! It's not beautiful, dear! ! !

During the school war, there were also all kinds of chaos and ineffectiveness! ! ! Before the atmosphere was pavement, the mountains and rain were about to come and the wind was all over the building! ! ! I look forward to it! ! ! The whole school was surrounded by enchantments like Dalaran! ! ! The terracotta warriors and horses have all been dispatched! ! ! A group of Death Eaters came out with their wands and fire in the hole couldn't get rid of it! ! ! Nima Black Devil came up directly with a big trick and got it! ! ! Aren't you cheating! ! ! Also, did this group of Death Eaters come to bomb the building or why? ! ! Just know that the suspension bridge is burnt, the castle is demolished, and the stones are falling off! ! ! Few figures! ! ! Few close-ups! ! ! When Tonks and Lupin shit, I don’t even have a camera. When Nima Fred shit, I don’t even know he’s shit, okay! ! ! When it's over, George has to hug people everywhere! ! ! Hug your sister! ! ! In the end, Neville Snake Snake was messy! ! ! In the original book, I would rather die than surrender when I was humiliated, and I would pull out my sword to solve it cleanly! ! ! How handsome! ! ! Nima was knocked out with a sword in this movie. ! ! When he woke up, the three souls and six souls hadn't returned to their place, and Nagini rushed to him! ! ! Don't cut white, don't cut! ! ! After cutting it, Yan'er is flying again! ! ! Can you stunt a snake head and spin it in the air? ! !

Dumbledore played well in this soy sauce! ! ! Talking a lot of nonsense that is not good at Zen! ! ! All kinds of questions are completely ignored! ! ! DH1 even pointed to his brain-disabled boyhood, this movie is completely gone, there is nothing like that! ! ! The Hog's Head section is really disappointing! ! ! The relationship between him and Grindelwald has not been reflected at all! ! !

Harry sent it to death, too! ! ! Pia pia ran to Ron and Hermione, I'm going to die, I'm really going to die, you guys are swollen, don't you stop me? ! ! Tsundere is in her bones, so dear! ! ! How handsome in the original book! ! ! I left without saying a word! ! ! Understand or not understand! ! !

In the end, the old magic wand was so broken, so innocent! ! ! But Harry, are you planning to use Draco's wand for the rest of your life! ! ! Coconut, are you burying Drarry's stalk to pave the way for future writing about Harry cheating! ! ! Fall in love but can't be together, the heart of God's horse is falling, okay! ! ! Aunt Ginny, go shit! ! ! I want my Harry and Draco to linger to the end, okay! ! !

There are two logically unreasonable points in the whole play! ! ! The first is that Hermione pretends to be a Bellatrix and mixes into Gringotts. Do the fairies know that she is pretending to be swollen! ! ! In the original book, Hermione took the initiative to show her magic wand to prove her identity. I didn't expect the fairies to know that the wand was stolen and the wand must be a thief! ! ! There is no explanation in the movie, even the magic wand is not shown! ! ! I said, Hermione, you're concealing and fucking goddamn horse! ! ! The second biggest logical failure is that Voldemort could feel the Horcrux being destroyed! ! ! Good or bad God, there is nothing! ! ! The destruction of the Horcrux would actually weaken his power! ! ! What kind of brain-dead setting is this! ! ! If Voldemort could feel that the Horcrux was killed, he knew that the ring was destroyed as early as the beginning of the sixth part! ! ! Then Harry and the others are looking for a fart Horcrux, all go home and play the egg! ! ! And the destruction of the Horcrux will actually affect Voldemort's IQ! ! ! I really can't bear to see him mocking Neville with a smug look! ! ! I can't bear it for Voldemort! ! ! And Hagrid inexplicably appeared in the forbidden forest, Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny, who kissed the god horses inexplicably, I don't want to say more, okay! ! !

Of course, the most unbearable thing is that the main thrust of the HP novel is not reflected at all! ! ! God horse is called love and courage, don’t you understand it! ! ! Prof. McGonagall actually put all Slytherin students in the dungeon! ! ! What is this! ! ! People are martyred! ! ! The castle fell and all people were buried alive! ! ! Harry's inner struggle didn't show at all! ! ! The hero is made by swelling! ! ! It's not a scar on Nima's head, it's a hero's good dear! ! ! Neville's awe-inspiring speech really wants to make people laugh shit, okay! ! ! I’m a Death Eater, so I’ll give him an Imperius Curse and let him dance in front of everyone, okay! ! ! So many good sections of Nima's original work have all been deleted or changed in a mess! ! ! The whole play took only two hours! ! ! You are paralyzed, don't tell me you are planning to finish the fight quickly and get your lunch and leave! ! ! Hurry to shit? Kiss! ! !


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That's why, I, I haven't slept until now, and I'm still writing film reviews.
Because I am really sad, because the climax part of my favorite novel has been adapted like this.
Is this the end of an era?
Is this the end of our youth?



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I personally dislike a point of some classmates who have never read the original: People are movies, you can’t follow them Novel than.
Well, in that case, I ask you to write a new story for your own director. As soon as Bianima came up, he raped our childhood memories.

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Extended Reading
  • Zander 2021-10-20 18:58:16

    Everyone was quiet after the whole movie, almost no one spoke, and all fell into the memories of ten years, mixed feelings, until the end, but everyone knows that it will never end, maybe everyone I was expecting that one day I would receive an offer from Hogwarts and then rushed to platform nine and three-quarters with his luggage. For a fan like me, giving a hundred stars is not enough.

  • Alyson 2022-03-26 09:01:01

    A set of "Harry Potter" took ten years to wipe out the three generations of the big star Zhengta Lori in the British entertainment industry. You can't count it with your fingers. You say it is not "epic". Can it agree? Finally finished reading, hand in homework.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 quotes

  • Lord Voldemort: Harry Potter is dead!

    Ginny Weasley: No! No!

    Lord Voldemort: [Flicking his wand] Silence! Stupid girl. Harry Potter is dead, from this day forth... you put your faith in me. Harry Potter is dead!

    Bellatrix Lestrange: Ha ha ha!

    Lord Voldemort: Ye-he-he. And now is the time to declare yourself. Come forward and join us... or die.

    Lucius Malfoy: [Extending his hand] Draco... Draco.

    Narcissa Malfoy: Draco, come.

  • Lord Voldemort: [Deleted scene] Why do you live?

    Harry Potter: Because I have something worth living for.