The Adventures of Crappy Superman

Osbaldo 2021-10-20 17:25:02

To be honest, this movie is still worth watching, but it doesn't affect me giving him two stars.
At the moment I saw the trailer, I immediately told myself that this movie is something you have to watch this year.
But why is there always such a big gap in reality?
Before Jumper, there have been countless movies that played the card of anti-traditional heroes, such as Spider-Man 3, but when he changed into a black jacket, he only changed his hairstyle. If there is any change in him, it is his treatment of bad guys. The method is tougher, but I really don't see how this has anything to do with anti-traditional heroes... For example, Hell Boy, but he still takes the sunny route except for his scary temperament like an adolescent boy. Take the evil spirit knight, but like the previous one, he just looks more apologetic. He is not even interested in doing justice. He is just busy helping the devil with housework and resigning from his job as a demon thug. Oh, it’s a bit unkind to say that, he is actually quite bad, for example, he destroyed a lot of brand-new asphalt roads and expensive and invaluable sports car facade houses-but I suspect that the damage to the ground is completely cut corners by the construction party, and I The only way to go to work is the same. Once paved, the brothers in the project will have no money to spend, and some bigwigs will lose a way to go.
Well, it's a long way off. From the beginning, Jumper did a good job. It's not just another publicity stunt about selling dog meat. He even gave me the idea of ​​buying the DVD and watching it again.
And this idea was slowly dispelled as the movie progressed, and the original plan to give him four stars also chose to give him two stars after watching him.
It must be explained that I am not dissatisfied with the protagonist's aggressive money search behavior in the bank. Everyone will use their own power to bring benefits to themselves, but the problem is just how much.
Just like the office worker will go home with the letter paper, and the library reader will put the books they want to read on their bookcases instead of the library. Everyone can't help but abuse the power in their hands, even if he is very small, the protagonist just has a little stronger power. As a child who grows up in a single-parent family and is often bullied, he is already good enough.
It's a pity that the next story is not about a child's growth story, but has turned into a bull-headed horse face.
Sudden dark religious wars, sudden family ethics, sudden love, more and more inexplicable plots, suddenly another Jumper kindly reminds the protagonist and then tells him that he likes to do it alone ?) Suddenly "Mother who has disappeared for many years" appeared, but suddenly disappeared before everyone saw it clearly. The movie began to jump back and forth like the title and then collapsed.
When the protagonist finally had an inexplicable heart-to-heart conversation with his "old lady who hadn't seen each other for many years", the protagonist just hugged a chick and disappeared. What about the one who chased him? Because of mercy, let him go? Before that, what would it be like eating its flesh and drinking its blood? What about the murder of the father? The protagonist just patted his butt and left? He continues to work in the banking industry? Please! What are you doing! ? After using the visual effects of Crazy Jump to make people sick, do you really just forget it?
Our dog-like teachers have taught us that it is shameful to waste! I am very obedient, and I always follow the teachings of my teachers. I mean, I hate people who are wasted. Although I have fallen, I adjusted my mentality. My understanding is that only shameful people are wasted, and waste is indeed It's shameful. So, facing the director who not only wasted such a good subject but also wasted manpower and material resources, please allow me to firmly put up my middle finger to him, and then say in holistic Mandarin: "It's a shame to waste!"
PS: The end of the movie There are still merits. For example, the protagonist’s sister who jumped out of the rock really wants to be the folk singer in the wilderness. This discovery still made me a little excited. I hope I can see her in the future. Rather than a flash of light like this.

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Jumper quotes

  • Roland: [about David's mother, who he realizes is a Paladin] When's the last time you saw her?

    William Rice: She split when the kid turned five.

    Roland: Five. Oh.

    William Rice: [opens door] Haven't heard a word since. If I hear anything, I'll be sure to give you a holler.

    Roland: [closes door] No, you won't.

    William Rice: No, I won't.

  • David Rice: [to Roland] I told you I'm different. I could have dropped you with the sharks.