I'm Healer, and since I was a child, I was abandoned by my heartless Ma Ma because I looked so much like me (Nima's son looks like his own father, what's wrong with making me look like the old king next door! !!)
After being abandoned by my mama, I followed my wet father, and my wet father taught me a lot of skills, including parkour, close combat, and camouflage (although my camouflage was wearing black-rimmed glasses and a hat, The heroine who is blind and blind can't recognize me Kekeke, who has red lips and white teeth. There should be applause here)
Then my wet father and I worked for an old fashionable old woman who loves to eat kimbap. She has several Ronaldinho, but I am the only one. They exist to cooperate with me, the old woman herself Call me when I'm full, no matter if I'm eating or eating.
Later, I met my first love. My first love and I actually knew each other as children (10,000 words are omitted here). 30,000 words), even though we both slept with our heads on our heads when we were young, but after all, my genetic mutation was so handsome, and she was a 72-year-old girl, so we don’t even recognize Dei anymore.
As for the reason why I fell in love with her, I think the most important thing is that since my mother abandoned me ruthlessly and found an ugly man who is completely unlike my father, I have become an unlucky child whose grandma does not love my uncle and does not love , living in the warehouse of an unfinished building, the only hobby is watching "Animal World", eating fried chicken and beer all day long, digging chopsticks from the garbage heap, living as primitive as the animal world... In other words, my first love She doesn't have the slightest ability to gasp when she sees someone being beaten, and she likes to help out when she sees injustice. She always wants to use her small body to protect me. From this, I think of Ou Di Ma Ma.
My first love, she only cooks three dishes in her life, one of which is my numb specialty dish, my favorite sauce potato, Emma, eating the sauce potato, my inner cow is full of face, I can't wait to sing "Only mother in the world" Well, a child with a mother is like a treasure." From then on, I began to find various excuses to go to her house for meals and sleepovers, even if his dad was always eyeing me, he couldn't stop me from roaring and roaring in order to eat sauce potatoes.
Anyway, my first love started to protect me, even though every time she didn't know it, I helped her clean up the mess behind my back, every time I had to help her clean up the mess, I had to take a pee and put on my hoodie to walk at night Put on glasses frames, so that she can't recognize me, I can secretly become a parkour man to protect her, now everyone with discernment knows how much I miss my first love, but my first love only thinks that I am their unit The new idiot showed me her maternal side everywhere, so I was even more shy about my first love. Not only did I ignore the warnings of my boss's fashionable old woman, but she also often played out of touch, making the fashionable old woman go crazy and tie two pigtails. Eating seaweed rice...
Then I found out that my first love actually had her who liked to adore Diren. He was the younger brother of my dead Baba's good friend, who is also me... (Who can tell me whether the relationship between the two is a god-horse relationship), Originally, a cool guy like me should have no pressure in front of him, but in order to disguise myself, I am now a fool. Parkour is eager to move in my heart, but I can only remain stupid in front of my first love. The missing side, MD, fortunately, this sorghum has a genetic mutation, and he is as ugly as he was when he was a child, but he has a kill that I don't have, and he knows where my first love, Mama, is.
Forgot to say, I was wrongly killed before I thought of investigating who I was wronged. I didn’t expect this to be related to my first love, so I started lurking around my first love as a fool, and the bad guys weren’t For vegetarians, they hired another group of Heisei Club. The most powerful subordinate of the Heisei Club is a yo-yo player Leng Touqing (yo-yo?!), his yo-yo is so good, he takes yo-yo every time Qiuyou me, I was injured by him a few times, it hurts me, no no no.
我初恋崇拜这个叔儿口味很重，他原本还有个单恋他的漂酿姐姐，可惜他揍是喜欢能给他当妈的另外一个嫂嫂，也就是我初恋的麻麻（等下，让I stroked) In fact, I should call this uncle uncle too.
This uncle is a journalist, and my first love is also an ideal and aspiring tabloid reporter. Because he reported a sensitive incident, he was targeted by my first love, Dimama's wife, and he didn't know his wife at this time. The daughter of the dead ex-wife was met by the younger brother who always wanted to bring him down. Sorry for being a bit sloppy = = And this younger brother hired me to fight against him, the big boss behind the scenes. What is my first love doing at this time?
Alas, I fell in love with this girl for the first time. Everything is good, but she is nosy. Her father knows this character weakness better than her father, so she told me to protect her well, but when I was lurking, my identity was a fool. I was stumped, and I was thinking about what to do next. At this time, my wet father and his old man came back. After being informed by a fashionable old woman, my wet husband knew that I was not at ease with my job, and I was a girl when I was conducting an investigation.
After a long time of trouble, my wet father, my Baba, and my first love, Ba Ma, are all good friends. I killed my friend for money and then committed suicide because of the crime. It's not like my heartless Ma Ma said that he died. by accident. My wet father is afraid that I will know the truth and become sad and autistic. He has been hiding it from me, so I don't know that it was me who killed my first love. Que protected her by the way. My first love continued to treat me like a fool, and always called me a crazy pig. Alas, I don’t know if this is my pseudonym, but my real name is Xu Zhenghou.
My first love told me she didn't like that ugly uncle anymore, she had a new love, the parkour man who saved her, I really wanted to tell her, Emma, you are blind! That parkour man is me! She said that Parkour is her true love, and silly and crazy pig is her sister, so I left work that day crying.
I didn't expect to go to work the next day I found out that the rich and willful ugly uncle bought the tabloid of my first love job, so my first love and I both became the employees of the ugly uncle, at this time, the fashionable old woman and my wet father both let me quit Mission, leave my first love, can't! You don't let me be a girl at such a juncture when a rival in love appears! ! ! So I made up my own mind and started to contact my first love, Mama's step-wife, that is, Uncle Ugly and his brother.
It is said that my wet father, this dead old man, not only pretends to be a cleaning aunt to watch me and engages in girls, but also says that my first love will not like me as a fool, I must like a mature man and an ugly uncle, hey, I am so temperamental! I still stay with my first love and don't leave, and she has already admitted that she likes me, even though it's not this stupid me.
Uncle Ugly's brother learned from Sister Biao Niu that Uncle Ugly disliked his sister-in-law, and began to investigate the reason why he bought the tabloid and the identity of my first love, and found out that my first love was about my sister-in-law's daughter, and I also knew about Uncle Ugly His brother is the big bad guy who framed me for murder. I can't help but ask, why are there so many bad people in the world!
The big villain used to be good friends with my wet father, my first love, and my first love, but now my first love and my first love are all hiccups, and my first love is paralyzed. It's okay. I just slammed it out, and he was the only one who made great progress. I think there must be something tricky here.
My first love, Mama, is really not an ordinary person. Everyone can't tell that I am shei. She recognized me as soon as she saw me, and mistaken the young and beautiful me for me. It's all in vain, this day I cried and got off work again. The Big Bad started to suspect that I was my Baba's son, and then investigated me.
At the same time, my first love found out that Uncle Ugly hired me to protect her, so she was self-indulgent towards Parkour, and my first love was depressed. In order to cover up the fact that my first love was still alive, the big bad guy finally killed my first love. Fortunately, I rushed to the sky and rescued her in the elevator. Today is my birthday, and few people in the world will remember me. birthday.
After my first love was saved, it snowed unexpectedly. I had to risk my life for my birthday, the hero saves the beauty. I really live more wrong than Dou E. Even God has opened the eyes and it snowed! Thinking of this, in order to comply with the laws of the eighth episode of Korean dramas, I kissed my first love. This is the best birthday present I have given myself in 28 years. But MD, after I left, Uncle Ugly took advantage of the danger and took my first love into his arms. It was me who saved me, alright?
Why are there so many bad people in the world T_T
My wet father treats me the best, my wet father bought a big cake to celebrate at my house, but unfortunately I was busy picking up girls and was not at home, so my wet father ate up my birthday cake... He was eating cake while talking to the fashionable old woman The analysis shows that I fell in love with a person that I shouldn't love. I was the enemy of my first love who killed my father. It's really a tragic wrath of people and gods. I come here and I promise not to kill you!
So my first love continued to be unrequited with Parkour and used the silly version of me as a spare tire. Emma was so heartbroken that I could lie on the ground and cry for five minutes.
Fortunately, God finally opened his eyes, and let me and my first love pretend to be Gao Fushuai and Bai Fumei to interview a big man. This big man and the big villain are in the same camp. The big man wants to run for mayor of Seoul, or live broadcast. So we went happily. That day, I was dressed as a handsome and handsome, and I made everyone else a scum. My first love wore a little red dress and held my elbow for a second. I was wrong. The two were stunned.
But what I don't know is that there is a big hairy monster on top of the big bad guy. The big bad guy and the big bad guy watched the live broadcast with my first love and I succeeded in a destruction. Formally opposed.
I had a big deal with my first love. I was so excited that I took my first love to celebrate. I took her to the roof to drink beer and have some skewers. I confessed to her as a fool, but my first love said that she only had Parkour man, I want to tell her again, big sister, you are blind! Parkour Man TMD is me!
I got mad at my Shifu, and after the madness, my Shifu finally told me about my Baba, and I actually killed someone, I can't accept it! My wet husband is really my good friend of Baba. He doesn't believe that I have killed someone, so he asks me to help me to clean up my grievances.
My wet husband told me that there were more than five good friends back then, and one of them was the ugly uncle who took pictures. I sneaked into the ugly uncle's house, flipped his desk, and found the magazine I used to run. Thinking that Uncle Ugly came back at this time, he had already discovered that I was a fool, and that foolishness was my business, so we exchanged terms, I admitted that I was my son, and showed him my father. Handsome face, I said if we want to do it, let's do it together Ojisan, I recalled things when I was a child, but Uncle Ugly, this scheming bitch, didn't tell me the MD of my first love.
I decided, I must find out the real murderer who blamed me, and then stand upright in front of my first love, tell her that I am a fool, and then take her to an uninhabited island to be happy.
I learned that the big bad guy was the third person I interviewed with Baba and my first love, I decided to keep an eye on the big bad guy. The villain is going to be the mayor of Seoul, and Uncle Ugly is so angry that he lies on his sister-in-law's lap and weeps.
I pretended to be another idiot in the identity of my Baba son and fell into the trap.
At the same time, the big bad guy found Uncle Ugly and said that he already knew that my first love was the little girl he left on the street back then, the biological daughter of his wife, and the son of his good friend. He also knew about it. , Just like that, Uncle Ugly and the big bad guy ripped apart for a while in our unit.
Pretending to be self-involved, I successfully arrived at the villain's house and saw the villain himself again. I received a phone call from the manufacturer here. I took out my mobile phone and showed it in the yard of the villain's house. The camera function, by the way, also took a picture of the gloomy and crooked secretary of the big villain, and sent it to the fashionable old woman.
The big villain sees that I'm a good friend's son, and wants to get close to me, saying that he and I have a good relationship with Baba, you go to the grave and burn newspapers and you fool the ghost, at this time my first love, Mama, was my mother-in-law. When she came, she touched my handsome face several times, almost rubbing my bald skin, and tears were flowing. It turns out that my prospective mother-in-law doesn't believe that I killed her ex-wife Emma, my first love family is really a three-pointed view, at this moment I discovered a big secret, it turns out that my first love was playing with me when I was a child The little girl in the family is also the daughter of Uncle Ugly's sister-in-law. If you go around like this, Uncle Ugly is a scheming bitch who has deceived me.
I was in a bad mood. I lied to my first love and said that there were big bugs in my house. I made an excuse to hug her tightly, and slept at her house for one night. It happened that she was not at home today, yeah! My first love cooks for me! But there is no sauce potato that I love, bad review, but today I finally got off work with a smile.
Before going to bed, I accidentally touched the hand of my first love. You say my first love is this person. I don’t know if it’s fine or stupid. I just wear a hat and glasses and she can’t recognize me, but when I touch my paws, she recognizes me. Came out, my first love began to suspect that I was a parkour man.
The old fashionable woman said that I was a fool since I met my first love. Not only did I quit my job, but I also showed my true face and broke into the enemy camp with my real name. Like Superman, people like us have a common weakness. Once we meet a girl, we live with her. Then the old fashionable woman said I was screwed because I actually met that girl and I just wanted to live with her.
The big bad guy has already guessed that I am Parkour, Parkour is me, and the mastermind behind me is Uncle Ugly, so they figured out a way to force Parkour out, what did they think of to force Parkour out? , these grandsons carried me out, even though I knew it was just a trap to draw out a parkour man, I had no choice but to rush my first love to my Mama, no matter how careless I was. After all, it's also my darling.
In order to save me Mama, who was kidnapped by the big villain, I encountered the gang of Heisherhui before. The big villain did not know what kind of tricks they used. The contact with the fashionable old woman was cut off. I fought with the Heisherhui. I got an anesthesia needle inadvertently, and I'm dizzy! I was really dizzy. At this time, the yo-yo Leng Touqing appeared. He took the yo-yo and gave me a meal. I was dizzy and I was injured by the yo-yo. I was about to be caught by Leng Touqing. My wet father was timely When he arrived and rescued me, he put on my clothes and was taken away by Heiseihui, and I passed out on the rooftop.
The fashionable old woman called my first love, and my first love climbed to the rooftop and called 120, and sent me to the hospital, who was still alive. When my first love found me before, I thought I was dead. I was frightened and cried, but unfortunately I didn't see it. I grabbed the hand of my first love while I was in a coma, and my first love immediately received telepathy and knew that I was a parkour man and a parkour man was me, I remembered everything, cough! If I had known it was so easy, I would have caught it a few more times.
My first love was stunned when I found out that Sha Que is a parkour man!
My first love, this person is really very considerate. I know that I don't want to reveal that I am a parkour man. I know I am a parkour man and pretend to know nothing and continue to treat me as a fool to love me. First Love has 10086 likes. It turned out that my first love was because I was afraid that I would never see me again, and even hugged her dad and cried.
After being repaired by the big bad guy and almost losing my life, I was completely angry and decided to kill the big bad guy! The old fashionable woman advised me not to be impulsive, you won't survive if you kill the big bad guy, and besides, the big bad guy is still your mother-in-law's wife, that is, your mother-in-law...
The big bad guy learned that Heise would have caught Parkour, so he excitedly ran to meet him, and found out that he was an old friend, but he obviously didn't believe that my wet father was Parkour, this old fox! It turns out that my wet father had suspected the big bad guy for a long time. He said that three blind bears went out to hunt, two blind bears died, and one blind bear came back alive, and then flew into the sky. He asked, who killed the two blind bears? I think the metaphor of my wet father is too good. He also said that now the two bears are dead, and there are only two bears and two bear babies left, and then he sang the three bears when he was excited. I suddenly felt that my wet father is so cute, and the big bad guy has a bloody face, and I have the heart to kill my wet father. At this time, the snipers who are always behind the scenes rushed to take my wet father away.
I wanted to know why the big bad guy wanted to kill my first love, there must be something tricky here, so I went to ask Uncle Ugly, and then I found out that there was a big hairy monster on top of the big bad guy, I go, why are there so many big bad people in the world.
On the other hand, my mother-in-law also became enlightened after the last pump, and began to think about where she got the money when she was hospitalized 20 years ago, and whether her step-wife did something bad, and did this bad thing. Is my son related to the death of my Baba and her ex-wife son, mother, why did you come so early?
During this period, I went to my first love's house to stay overnight because of my work. It's too particular to say that my first love is this girl. I took the initiative to say that she wanted to hold hands, hug and kiss, and glared at me with two big eyes and said she would wait. The parkour man, and then she slammed her head into my arms. In the end, before I could get tired of it, she walked away again. This is holding me up! All hurt!
My wet father turned himself in in the detention center and took care of everything for me. It turned out that he had long known that he had been poisoned, and he wanted to help me clear the way before he died. In this way, my wet father, strange Yingcai his old man died at the age of 5X.
When I saw my wet father being carried on a stretcher to 120 degrees outside the detention center, with a white cloth sheet covering my head, I was suddenly dumbfounded, and the world became a blank, wet father! The wet father who stole my food from childhood to adulthood, besides beating me up, why did you die, wet father, you can't leave your disciples, there are not many relatives in this world!
Wet-father-father-father-father-father...
My heart is broken and my lungs are broken, my lungs are broken and my heart is broken. The music at this time is so wonderful, so sad, just like the atmosphere in "Infernal Affairs" when Huang Qiusheng smashed on the roof of the car and died. It was so heartache that I could hardly breathe, and even the fashionable old woman was sad.
I am angry! I'm absolutely furious! I want to see my wet father for the last time, and I want to see my wet father for the last time, and I want to see my wet father for the last. to the mortuary.
Looking at my wet father's ugly and kind old face, I remembered the old days when he treated me like a father and son, training me to never soften my hands, and cook kelp soup for me to drink without washing, I said you are numbing you A shameless old man, get up for me, don't make trouble, get up for me, you didn't leave me 100 yuan, and even took the passbook my grandma left me, get up for me!
Who are you going to marry a fashionable old woman? Get up for me! But he just won't get up...
Beg! Forget it if you don't get up, I went back to the warehouse to sleep.
But it's been a week since I slept. Wet father, why can't I wake up?
Oh, by the way, before I went to bed, I was going to seek revenge for the big bad guy and was stopped by Uncle Ugly. Uncle Ugly was beaten up again by me for stopping me. Wet father, I'm sorry for you, it's all my fault. You killed me, and I was still angry with you before you died.
But why can't I wake up, it turns out that I haven't eaten for several days, and I'm so hungry that I can't get up at all.
Fortunately, my first love found my hiding place in time under the guidance of a fashionable old woman, made me rice porridge and fed me, and after I was fed, I had the strength to have sex, so I was the first love with my first love. The second time, it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.
What was my first love doing while I was in a coma? It turned out that my first love committed another second. I was going to interview the big bad guy and her mother-in-law. Uncle Ugly gave her the phone number of my mother-in-law. My first love always thought I had a cold, so I deleted text messages several times. Later, I finally couldn't hold back and kept calling me. I made countless calls and made contributions to Korea Mobile.
What is the fashionable old woman doing during this period, she toasted a glass of wine to my wet father's portrait, thinking that you guys don't show off your arrogance, you think I'm helloKitty, and in a fit of rage, the Internet of the gang is paralyzed, and I'm wet My father's stipend was stolen, and by the way, it was passed on to me. My wet father also advised me to stop early and go home to farm with the girl I like.
What is my mother-in-law doing during this period? Even if my mother-in-law is angry, she can't make a fuss. She actually found the villain's secret room!
Going back to what happened after my first love, we not only had sex, but we also made out in various ways. After two days together, she cooked me several meals and fed me fat, and then I took the bus to send her a stop, and she finally came home reluctantly.
I went to Uncle Ugly for a beer and told him that my first love already knew who I was and that I was going to avenge my wet father! And when can I tell my first love that Mama is still alive? Uncle Ugly said that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, so let's drink this cup first, and then how about we use some high-end and elegant methods?
I went to the funeral home and stole my wet father's ashes, and then went on a date with my first love. She started doing a second dance while she was waiting for me, and made me cry. I didn't even want to tell anyone that we knew each other.
I officially introduced myself to my first love. My name is Xu Zhenghou. I was born in December 1987. I am a Sagittarius, so my nature is unrestrained and loves freedom. When my first love came up, these two people kicked me several times! I pretended to be cool and handsome to my first love, and introduced her to my job, and she came up again and said that she misses me more when I was stupid. Do you think she is stupid!
But my first love is not always the second. This time, she helped me deceive me at the police station and successfully hacked into the system. My first love excitedly told me that it was so exciting, why didn't you play with me earlier? She's really stupid to come here... She also said that I am her male ticket, Emma, why is it so good today~
At this time, the big bad found out that Parkour is Xu Zhenghou's business. He knew that my first love and I were playing with him. I didn't expect my first love to lie and talk about skin skills. After delaying the time, I found out that it was a spy within the police station who killed my wet father, and passed this important information to the idiot scorpion through the ugly uncle.
Uncle Ugly succeeded in peeing the truth that my wet father was killed. The person who instigated him was the villain's secretary, Crooked Neck Man. Even my mother-in-law learned how my wet father died and had a lot of trouble with the villain. Doubtful, and shut him out as punishment.
The magazine I founded back then was to let people hear the real voice, balabala. It was also because of the blemish of ZF that my wet father got into the game, balabala. This time, my first love and I joined forces as a revenge bird for my wet father. I happily rubbed her neck for a while.
Uncle Ugly and Big Bad Brother officially declared war, and my first love and I became Uncle Ugly's right-hand man.
My mother-in-law agreed to be interviewed by my first love, and the two are finally going to meet officially. My first love, piapia, ran out the door. She changed a new one piece of fur today. I remember that she has several pieces of one piece of fur. Can the prodigal women not be able to support them? As a result, she was intercepted by the villain as soon as she went out. It turned out that the villain took my first love to his office. It turned out that he wanted to win my first love. The old fashionable woman was afraid of me being impulsive and bad, so she asked the ugly uncle to find my first love.
After listening to the ins and outs of a particularly grumpy villain, I began to doubt my first love, but with the IQ of my first love, I can't think of it so complicated, she just asked Uncle Ugly why she sent someone to cut her nails Son, Uncle Ugly couldn't wait to tell her everything, including her Mama still alive, the wife of the villain she was going to interview, and the true identity of my first love. Is it too fast? My first love, Xiaonao Ren'er, was a pro who couldn't accept so much information all at once, so my first love was almost dizzy due to lack of oxygen in my brain.
And what am I doing right now? I'm looking for the person who exposed the incident back then. Emma, who is quite complicated, is tired of telling me about it. There are so many group performers who only send a lunch box. It's annoying. , so I got into a fight with them, and while fighting, I was talking on the phone with my first love. My first love told me that she still had a relative, Mama, in the world. No one told her because of Mao. She was very angry and the consequences were serious. When I got home, I would kneel on the washboard.
But what made her even more angry was still to come. Through the family information that Uncle Ugly gave me to my first love, my first love found out that it was my first love that killed her, and my first love was completely stunned! Eyeballs rounded.
I'm going to take a big hit! I never thought that so many things would happen without my first love in one day. Even if Uncle Ugly is a scheming bitch, he will not cover up for me, and he actually told me the last one about my first love MD.
My first love was terrified, and when I saw me, I didn't dare to kiss me anymore. I completely regarded me as a moth who killed my father's enemy. Big teardrops fell down and smashed the wooden floor out of the hole.
I originally wanted to clean up my grievances for me and then tell me about my first love. This is good. The plan was disrupted by the scheming uncle. Fortunately, I loved my first love deeply. Not only did I not blame me, but also in front of her father. Hug me, in order to scare her dad to death, I kissed her in front of her dad, hoo hoo hoo~
I caught the insider who was related to the incident of my Baba, and wanted to get evidence from him. He told me that someone told him to shut up, as long as he shut up, he could eat spicy food. He had a plate of Baba. Pull out the tapes of the statement of the year.
My mother-in-law is not a vegetarian either. She eavesdropped on the bad guy's phone and learned that I might be in danger, so she told Uncle Ugly, who came to save me with my first love.
The villain's thugs arrived, the insider was killed with a stick, and went to the hot and spicy food there, and he didn't tell me whether I pulled out to kill or not. I was so angry that I hugged the insider. My head called you don't die, don't die, this uncle Nimaka died after spit, my first love saw me with blood all over my face holding a dead ghost, and thought I killed the person, It was directly petrified, and then vomited. The audience thought she was pregnant with my baby, scaring my father to death!
I drank a sip of beer to suppress my shock, and finally remembered that before his death, the uncle said a number 391 in addition to his phlegm.
Uncle Ugly sent my first love home, causing my future father-in-law to misunderstand that Uncle Ugly was another lover of my first love. My first love told her that her father had found her biological Mama, and also explained the relationship with the ugly uncle.
I want to call my first love to explain the situation tonight. After all, it is not good for my first love to see a more scary scene, but the screenwriter will not let us get through this call.
The screenwriter also let my first love go into the tiger's mouth. On her birthday, I went to the villain's house to find her Ma Ma. When I learned that the gloomy secretary with a crooked neck was approaching my first love, I rushed to the villain's house.
My first love met her mother and daughter, but unfortunately she didn't know that she was her daughter in front of her. My first love saw my mother cry like a dog, and her nose was full of tears. My first love began to interview her mother, and she kissed her. Ma told another version of her story.
The spooky secretary with the crooked neck is a running dog of the big hairy monster. She told the big hairy monster about my first love finding her mother. Fortunately, I arrived in time and connected with the big hairy monster. I plan to strangle the crooked neck secretary directly to save him. Ugly people do the trick, but the old fashionable woman stopped me from being a murderer.
My mother-in-law talked a lot about my first love. The point is that someone wanted to kill them back then, and the person who wanted to kill them is still alive. My mother-in-law took her childhood and hid her in the trash and lost her. After that, she woke up from the hospital and couldn't move... Unfortunately, before the story was finished, my mother-in-law slammed it again. My first love took a cookie that my mother-in-law baked and left. I met me on the way, she Said that he was not a child abandoned by his mother, and asked me if I had killed anyone, I said of course not, but I was wanted.
My first love and I started to team up to fight the big bad guy. If you say that my first love is really talented in being evil, I didn't see it before. I knew before that she would pick locks, help me cover up, make a beauty trick or something. Obviously handy!
It turns out that I and my first love, Baba, discovered the big hair monster's conspiracy back then, and they were caught in the game. By the way, I and my first love, Baba, are definitely good friends, so good that they can kiss each other. Degree, Emma, shy.
I made a tape to explain in detail what happened - I and my first love, Baba, witnessed the scene of power and money trading during an unannounced visit. My first love, Baba, was killed by the bad guys. After taking pictures of bad people, they were framed as murderers and later poisoned by bad people. These are all recorded on the tapes that I and the little gangsters steal from each other. I am finally innocent. I really don't have the one who killed my first love. My first love and I are very happy.
The two of us managed to escape the bad guys, and I managed to infiltrate the big-haired monster's lair. I wanted to let Uncle Ugly broadcast his scandals live from the big hair monster, but the big hair monster is really a big hair monster, and even a single incense made me dizzy, and he disappeared without a trace. , I was always depressed, took my first love and said let me rely on it for a while. When I woke up, I told my first love that I wanted to live like an ordinary person and be with her. My first love said, well, then we live like ordinary people. You see, because I met a girl, I don't even want to be a parkour man.
And who proved that I was a murderer? It's a big badass! The big bad guy betrayed his friend under the coercion and lure of the big hair monster. According to my analysis, the big bad guy did this not only because he was coerced and lured by the big hair monster, but also because he had already plotted against my mother-in-law! The stalk that the audience had seen from the big bad guy was finally broken in the penultimate episode, and my mother-in-law also saw the true face of the big bad guy. The big bad guy is a shameless scumbag. He regards the life and death of his friends and his innocence as a ladder to climb up, and he is too embarrassed to eat the biscuits baked by my mother-in-law. I wish you all diabetes!
But don't worry, I'm fine with my first love now. I went to her house and went straight over the wall and smashed the window. As soon as I entered her house, I wanted to take her to bed and have sex. Saori, when I was young and middle-aged, I was like a wolf. Tiger pheromone is full, I can't take care of so much, but my first love said, don't you want to live a good life like everyone else? It's unscientific for us to have sex first and then fall in love like this! You have to meet your father-in-law first, and today is my birthday, you have to give a present, Oppa!
Ouch I'm going! My first love for a girl like this is unavoidable, so I had to give her my beloved location tracker. I said okay, I'll go to see my father-in-law, and then I rolled my legs and walked out of the window...
When my father-in-law saw me, it was like seeing an enemy, but I was indeed his enemy. I kidnapped his little lover and ran away with his sweet little padded jacket. Do you think my father-in-law would not be angry? What's more, I still had sex with my first love when I was unmarried. Do you think my father-in-law will not be angry? I had to quickly say, we really didn't do anything.
Are we really doing nothing? That's a ghost playing kissing in front of my father-in-law! The one who hugs and hugs a quilt to sleep is a ghost! But I am afraid that my father-in-law will break my leg. After all, he is afraid that my first love will be broken when he holds my first love in his hand, and he is afraid that it will melt in his mouth...
Anyway, I quit doing parkour for my first love, and I only want to live the life of an ordinary person, be a good reporter, good boyfriend, and good son-in-law, but how can ordinary people earn so little in a month, how can I buy pigeon eggs for my first love like this? Mink!
The big bad guy and the big hairy monster won't let me go either. Tell me, why is it so hard to live a normal life! Don't force me, don't force me! You force me again, be careful I will be a parkour man again!
The gang of bad guys started to attack Uncle Ugly. They asked someone to check our work unit and kidnapped Uncle Ugly. The three of us had an appointment to eat fried chicken and drink beer together. I went to save Uncle Ugly and let my first love come first. I went to his house and waited. I didn't expect the bad guy to be so bad. When I wasn't around my first love, I sent a secretary with a crooked neck. Big hairy strange old fox, that ugly uncle and my first love threatened me and forced me to do things for him.
Pooh! Ashley! Joke, what is the most important thing about being a hero, is integrity, integrity, would rather die standing up than live on your knees? Of course, I won't let my woman live a life of dislocation with me, that's not my character, I want my woman to live a good life. In the end, can my first love and I live happily ever after? Watch the finale for yourself, you idiot!
Forgot to say, each of us will meet a soft girl, she will make you want to get rid of your armor and return to the field, the wife and children will give up the daydream of being a big hero, she will make you just want to have sex with her and give birth to monkeys, can't you? Sleeping on her thigh every day from dawn to dusk, she will let you not care who you are from and where you are going, as long as you go on the road, it is good to have her with you.
Just, you have to wait.
ps: You have to be like me, with the same handsome face and Keke... pps: How is it, are you still satisfied with my performance in the last episode? Everyone said this is HE, HE. But, Uncle Ugly, your acting skills when you cry and call my name are amazing, Asi! They all robbed me, Agassi~ The end
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